• May 27, 2012

Happy Snow Day, Mister President!

by Ken Layne  12:14 pm March 2, 2009

It's up to your knees out there.
White House star photographer Pete Souza is just cold runnin’ around snapping pictures of the snow blanketing Washington today. The shadowy female figure walking through the snow is a terrible ghost. [White House]

{ 51 comments }

Bearbloke March 2, 2009 at 12:18 pm

This is clearly some sort of Sosialist Muslin plot to paralize Washington and overthrow Amerika!!!!11!!!1

Also.

S.Luggo March 2, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Michelle Malkin lurks by tree before being run down by the jihadi calary.

Scarab March 2, 2009 at 12:21 pm

It looks like the cover to the next Danielle Steele novel, ‘Serving at the Pleasure of the President.’

Texan Bulldoggette March 2, 2009 at 12:21 pm

It sure looks purty from here. Can’t Barry step outside & have his hotness melt the snow?

Squiggyfm March 2, 2009 at 12:21 pm

The seas have stopped rising and winter has returned to the Northern Hemisphere. Thank you President (Sheik) Obama!

Dramatist March 2, 2009 at 12:24 pm

The snow is still completely White. This is not Change we can believe in.

Racists.

magic titty March 2, 2009 at 12:34 pm

Is that the little girl from Schindler’s List?

Canadian Rap Star Flavour Flav March 2, 2009 at 12:38 pm

I think that’s the ghost of the late Helen Thomas.

AnnieGetYourFun March 2, 2009 at 12:38 pm

This might be the first time in which Wonkette’s reference to someone “cold” doing something might actually be not only fun, but semantically accurate.

WadISay March 2, 2009 at 12:42 pm

I saw a report that said–with a straight face–that they were expecting 8″ at the White House today. Who da man now, Michele Bachman?

loudmouthredhead March 2, 2009 at 12:44 pm

[re=256012]Canadian Rap Star Flavour Flav[/re]: Damn it, you beat me to it! It’s her, or David Ganon in drag camo.
[re=256009]magic titty[/re]: That’s teeeeeeerible, but win.

chascates March 2, 2009 at 12:44 pm

No offense but isn’t this considered spring in Buffalo? Granted, here in Austin 4 inches brings the city to a halt as well.

HipHopOpotamus March 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm

IT’S FRIGGEN MARCH.

However, it did me ample more time to study for my exams this week. Sadly I chose the route to greatness by alternating between sleep & reading wonkette.

loudmouthredhead March 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm

[re=256017]WadISay[/re]: And if Repubs see it’s shadow, will they all run back into their burrows with their CPAC-7″uc luvers?

Tommy Says Soooo March 2, 2009 at 12:46 pm

Who let Roger Clinton back in the White House?

AnnieGetYourFun March 2, 2009 at 12:50 pm

[re=256019]chascates[/re]: Ha! That’s cute. You should see us in Seattle. Half and inch, and they start issuing all kinds of public service announcements not to leave your home.

Last year, it snowed in eastern Washington (state) in, like, May or June or something.

Uncle Al March 2, 2009 at 12:52 pm

I hope Barry makes another remark about Washington being full of pussies when it comes to snow. My office is directly above the Farragut North Metro station, and about 5 out of 30 employees showed up today. It’s nice and quiet, I’m not complaining. But Washington is full of pussies, no question.

DoctorCulturae March 2, 2009 at 12:52 pm

Katherine Harris wandering aimlessly, bumping into trees, snorting the shrubbery, make-up & hair akimbo: “Let me help! I’m here to help!”

Fox n Fiends March 2, 2009 at 12:53 pm

OMG the watermelons will die!

loudmouthredhead March 2, 2009 at 12:55 pm

[re=256028]DoctorCulturae[/re]: “Has anyone seen my lip liner! HOW CAN I MAKE MY MOUTH LOOK LIKE AN ANUS NOW?! *sob!*”

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us March 2, 2009 at 12:56 pm

I got 8 inches here in Alabama.

Plus, it snowed alot here, too.

Fivetree March 2, 2009 at 12:56 pm

[re=256025]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: It also snowed last year in Seattle in April – or something ridiculous like that. Yes, half an inch of snow in Seattle can guarantee you a 2.5 hour bus commute, packed in like veal and wondering how soon you get to Auschwitz. And if it REALLY snows then just forget everything for awhile because you are going nowhere.

A Fine National Imbalance March 2, 2009 at 12:57 pm

I’v heard there’s yellow snow off the back porch…

freakishlystrong March 2, 2009 at 12:57 pm

Naahh..that’s just Michelle, she walked those girls to school, that’s how they roll in Chicago..

Doglessliberal March 2, 2009 at 1:06 pm

[re=256019]chascates[/re]: I’ll agree that this area isn’t really good at dealing with snow, but we had 8″ at my house this morning, people over in MD had a foot or more, and it was 20 degrees with 30 mph winds. The snow was like little icicles Dermabrading your face. Very nice. I grew up in a snowy climate, so know from snow, and this actually qualified as a legit storm.

slithytoves March 2, 2009 at 1:07 pm

[re=256019]chascates[/re]: And Northern NY, too. It’s funny watching people panic over snow. Sometimes, after a snowstorm, I spin my car on the road just for fun and to keep in practice. There are no snow days up here! There are, however, many days of deep depression.

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us March 2, 2009 at 1:08 pm

[re=256025]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Same here. This was the first accumulating snow we’ve had in over 9 years. We were paralyzed for the day.

Doglessliberal March 2, 2009 at 1:12 pm

[re=256019]chascates[/re]: oh, and buses and Metro were running, so lots of people actually are at work (me), so no fun snow day for us.

AnnieGetYourFun March 2, 2009 at 1:13 pm

[re=256035]Fivetree[/re]: April I can sort of accept, although I did move to Seattle specifically to not have to deal with snow in April. But any time from May to September is unacceptable to me.

I’d move back to California if the whole place wasn’t totally going to implode. Hell, I’d move to Florida if I didn’t faint at the sight of a cockroach that’s bigger than my shih tzu.

SayItWithWookies March 2, 2009 at 1:21 pm

[re=256054]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Damn, what the hell are you eating? Oh. Sorry. Nevermind.

Lascauxcaveman March 2, 2009 at 1:29 pm

[re=256025]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: We got 8″ on April-freakin’-20th last year, just west of Seattle in the Olympic foothills.

Mr Blifil March 2, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Still don’t believe it’s a WHITE house, liberals?

Fivetree March 2, 2009 at 1:41 pm

[re=256054]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: A little snow is not the problem. It’s the way all the wussies FREAK OUT at the mere mention of the word here. I am originally from the Midwest and I can totally relate to Barry’s incredulousness at the wimpitude of some people in the face of a few inches of snow. That said, we’ve had enough snow here this winter in Seattle and I am done. Let’s just hope that summer shows up sometime BEFORE July this year. The Depression will be a lot easier to take when I don’t have to heat my house.

Doglessliberal March 2, 2009 at 2:05 pm

[re=256110]Fivetree[/re]: My favorites are the people who don’t shovel their walk. They think the snow will miraculously evaporate? Un, no, assholes, it packs down and turns into a solid sheet of ice. I am probably a sick human being, but I always liked getting out there and shoveling. Keeps you from going stir crazy. Now I am in a condo, so I just get to sit here an bitch about the non-shovelers.

ellie March 2, 2009 at 2:09 pm

It’s nice and snow-free here in flyover country. Suck it elitists!

josereyes.theroof March 2, 2009 at 2:28 pm

[re=256029]Fox n Fiends[/re]: Silly negroes, planting before the seasonal change.

Bearbloke March 2, 2009 at 2:39 pm

[re=256054]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I LOVE late-season snow… It gives me the opportunity to tell my staff that “I’m working from home”, then I can have a nice, sunny sit-down breakfast outside on my deck while I buy a lift-ticket and map out traffic for my drive to the uncrowded weekday ski-slopes for a half-day (just long enough, thank you) of wonderful snow, snow snow. When I’m done with the snow, I change back into my regular warm-weather clothes and drive back home just in time to feed my dog, who’s been outside playing & sleeping in the warm sun all day… yeah, I love late-season snow…

Bearbloke March 2, 2009 at 2:40 pm

[re=256164]ellie[/re]: Which lake is that in your icon? It looks very familiar to me…

SayItWithWookies March 2, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=256156]Doglessliberal[/re]: And if they haven’t shoveled their cars out today, they’re going to be mighty surprised to find their transportation locked in a solid block of ice tomorrow morning. Of course those are always the yahoos with the big sheets of ice flipping off their roofs, too. Nothing makes the drive to work exciting like dangerous projectiles.

HuddledMass March 2, 2009 at 3:26 pm

[re=256156]Doglessliberal[/re]: I live in a condo bldg which just means that I, the 60-old-lady, have to shovel the walkways for everyone, while the 20-something men walk in and out, stepping over my toil and labor. I will swat them with my shovel. And yell at them to get off my lawn, also.

Doglessliberal March 2, 2009 at 3:28 pm

[re=256289]HuddledMass[/re]: do that!

Bearbloke March 2, 2009 at 3:48 pm

[re=256289]HuddledMass[/re]: and see if you can finagle a ‘stipend’ for doing that from the Condo Board!

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us March 2, 2009 at 3:54 pm

[re=256289]HuddledMass[/re]: Geeze. How rude! I would at least walk around your toil and labor then give you words of encouragement on my way to the strip club.

AnnieGetYourFun March 2, 2009 at 4:22 pm

[re=256110]Fivetree[/re]: Totes. Back where I come from (barefoot to school, uphill both ways), 9 inches of snow didn’t mean much. That said, I come from God’s country, where people know how to snowblow a walkway, goddamn it.

choinski March 2, 2009 at 5:01 pm

The person in the picture is the aged ghost of Condi Rice. She now appears in IKEA commercials and the occasional Stephen Kind movie.

whelmed March 2, 2009 at 5:21 pm

It’s Diogenes, searching for an honest man

ellie March 2, 2009 at 5:21 pm

[re=256220]Bearbloke[/re]: It’s the Maumee River in Toledo.

hansdog March 2, 2009 at 6:06 pm

George Will is sitting in his office, kicking back and starring out the window and thinking: I told those mothers – global warming my stinking ass!

Bearbloke March 2, 2009 at 7:07 pm

[re=256402]ellie[/re]: I thought it was a lake in my SO’s hometown… all those Lib’rul Lakes look the same anyway….

Texas2Step March 2, 2009 at 9:38 pm

[re=256397]choinski[/re]: No, it’s not. It’s Michelle Bat-shit-crazy Bachman looking for all those fake Americans in Congress. And the fake birth certificate, also.

FlaminYawn March 2, 2009 at 11:34 pm

Hm. the photo is beautiful. Go to bed, children.

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