There are a bunch of these on craigslist, and who knows how many of them are Democratic operatives setting traps. But! If you find yourself in a situation tonight where, ohhh let’s see, you’re having gay sex in the anus with a closeted Republican politician, then please share with and we may write about it on the Internet. [Craigslist]

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  • PerhapsSo

    uc? Really? I wouldn’t have guessed that for this crowd.

  • nmmagayar

    damn, I wish I was in DC. I love corrupting tomorrow’s leadership

  • Jukesgrrl

    Geez, don’t they even take time to go to dinner? Or would that be too elitist?

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    “Be in good shape, under 30, and drug/disease free. Send pics in first email.” Well, guess that rules out Newt, John Bolton & Rush.

    Also 7″un — isn’t that kind of dinky?

  • Scarab

    “5′ 9″, brown hair, 7 inches, uncircumcised”?
    How tall is Lindsey Graham?
    Oh, wait “masculine”, never mind.

  • Canuckledragger

    Jonathan Krohn, you get off Craigslist NOW and go do your homework or there’ll be no TV for you this weekend, young man!1!1!!

  • frumious_bandersnatch

    Oh lordy–any local boys with discreet cameras want to take one for the team?

  • Red Zeppelin

    I don’t know why–it sounds to me like CPAC is nothing but a giant circle jerk.

  • V572625694

    [re=255224]Canuckledragger[/re]: +2.

  • cal

    Ah yes, self-hating closet cases & the Republican Party go together like stupid & PUMA.

  • cal

    [re=255224]Canuckledragger[/re]: lulz

  • bitchincamaro

    “…share with tips…”. Just the tips, Jim?

  • rocktonsammy

    Is the senate in town this weekend?

    I’m wearing rubber gloves everywhere I go in town from now on.

  • sevenrepeat

    the democratic stimulus package ad to the left of the page is making me even more gay.

  • dennymcden

    OMG! OMG! If one of these is Aaron Schock, please please PLEASE, somebody let me know so I can get on the ACELA immediately.

  • Colander

    [re=255217]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Eating cum counts as dinner to young repugs.

  • rocktonsammy

    <—— has eaten cum?

  • Canuckledragger

    [re=255244]Colander[/re]: Gee, I can’t wait to tell the Mrs. that she’s a young repug and that she won’t be needing dinner tonight. heh heh.

  • WikipediaBrown

    [re=255224]Canuckledragger[/re]: LOL! Canuckledragger FTW.

  • Crapola

    [re=255214]PerhapsSo[/re]: Clearly, this man is a self-hating Muslin. You do know why they aren’t circumcised? So they have some place to put their gum during a sand storm.

  • assistant/atlas

    [re=255225]frumious_bandersnatch[/re]: This is why teh gheyz actually need a gay mafia. With plenty of organization and slutty dudes, they could get enough dirt on Republicans in a weekend to make gay marriage legal within a week. If only gays were as mean as that Buttars guy thinks they are.

  • Vanity Smurf

    Golly Jim, two CPAC gay sex posts in a row? Be still my heart.

    Clearly this ad is a fake. If you want to write a successful CL ad trolling for CPACers you should include such search terms as WS, PNP, BB, and as many misspellings of the word “discrete” as possible. Bonus point for misusing “dominate” and/or “dominant.”


    Only one Aaron Schock reference? Wonketeers you’re letting me down.

    Seriously I’d pound his downstate ass into the next session of Congress.

    Butseks, also.

  • Scarab

    [re=255270]Vanity Smurf[/re]: Clearly this ad is a fake.
    I disagree, notice how it begins, “Yo… ”
    Obviously this young conservative is following Michael Steele’s call for a more hip-hop GOP and keeping it on the ‘down low’. R. Kelly would approve.

  • Bearbloke

    Sounds like Senator Craig is back in town for the weekend…

  • mocowbell

    Um, excuse me, Ms. Coulter? A little truth in advertising please. You’re so not 21 anymore.

  • S. Cullen Bonz

    Of course the Catholic conservative gays won’t wear condoms during sex, since that’s a sin.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Heh heh heh.

    Gotta love hypocrisy getting action.

  • 2druk2phluq

    How about gaily having sex in the closet with an anal politician?
    Annapolite sexist publitician closest exes with haily giving?

  • gjdodger

    It’s obviously not Aaron Schock. He didn’t offer to
    notarize the guy’s expense vouchers

    /friend of Colleen Callahan

  • shortsshortsshorts

    [re=255288]S. Cullen Bonz[/re]: Can you imagine the things they scream at climax? Jeebus you have to pretty fucked in the head to be a conservative closet gay, or maybe just in D.C.

  • The Frogurt Is Also Cursed

    This sounds like a perfect climax to fudgepa- err, CPAC.

  • josereyes.theroof

    In the year 2001, were Craig’s List to have been, this could have been placed by a Young Republican from my campus. I am welling up with pride, remembering that.

    Also, I want to start a Republican chapter of BINO (Breeders in Name Only).

  • Mr Blifil

    7″ with the condom fully extended.

  • Toonces

    So, I had to look – of all the personals ads on Clist with “CPAC” in it, there are 10 M4M and one lonely dude looking for a woman. Loser.

  • hobgoblin of little minds

    Somewhat related to this post:

    That goat-blowing shitbag Dobson resigned as chairman of Focus on the Family today.

    Maybe that twattish kid can take over.

  • Mahousu

    I don’t think the Dems should be trawling for closeted Repubs this way. It’s not sporting – sort of like fishing with dynamite.

  • glamourdammerung

    “we may write about it on the Internet”

    I think that may just be Mr. Newell being coy with us.

  • Biden Time

    Of the 12 CPAC hits I get, exactly two of the twelve male posters are seeking women. That seems like a fair cross-section of the Republican party:

  • smellyal8r

    My favorite part of the whole deal is that these Repug closetcases won’t come out and get it over with. Nearly every GOP member on the hill has a gay staffer (or may be gay themselves…wifey and all) and they paint the D’s as a bunch of leftist gay abortion doctors. Ridiculous. If anyone does bed this or any other CPAC attendee, please please post the whole thing (names and pix might be nice too). The reason the GOP still keeps having these scandals is that most (if not all) of the D members and staffers are actually out and aren’t trying to get a little action in Minneapolis (well…uh…so I’ve heard).

  • smellyal8r

    [re=255310]Mahousu[/re]: Amen! That’d smoke ’em out. If I was still in the District, I’d so be grabbing these CPACers and getting a little personal info for later.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    7″uc brown/blue”

    WTF? Can some translate the “Gay”?

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …how much would you hate to be this guys roommate?!

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    You have to understand that a Republican measures his penis by nailing it to a 2×4 and then seeing how far it can be stretched. This is known as “pulling a Cheney.”

  • Third_Law

    I’m gay and I live in DC. I’m kind of interested in responding to one. I’ll take pictures and write about it if I do.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    He wants to meet someone who is also at CPAC so that they have something “to talk about.” Because obviously there is nothing better than giving a blow job while hearing from a guy you just hooked up with about the latest thirteen year-old idiot savant he just saw, how great Ann Coulter was that day, or how big Rush’s ass was. Although I have to admit, I can’t imagine what else gay Republicans would talk about.

  • wickedlittledoll

    Paging Larry Craig Please!

  • Toonces

    [re=255332]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: In gay-speak, he says he has a 7″ uncut ‘member’ when stiff and has brown hair and blue eyes.

  • tiny mexican

    The other day I was merrily watching vids on XTube when I came across a bald guy doing a whole plumber-jacking-off-under-the-sink schtick. At the time, I felt kinda deflated by the reminder of not-Joe the not-Plumber and X’ed it out. Now I’m wondering if I should have saved the link for our Wurzelbacher-loving friends at CPAC.

  • Cosi

    If you get film of it, we can have a movie nite with that and a copy of Nailin Palin…with a lead if of those two french canadian guys yanking her chain over the phone.

  • iolanthe

    [re=255332]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: 7 inches uncut; brown hair, blue eyes

  • gjdodger

    Shit, they’re such a bunch of space aliens, I figured it meant blue hair and brown eyes. Or else the 7″ uncut member is caked with shit and blue from lack of oxygen.

  • Bruno

    I hope that 13 year old wunderkid, and the furries, have adequate parental supervision

  • Bruno

    I guess all that talk about teabagging got the room too steamy to handle. They’ve been all walking around all day, with stiffies after that Joe the Plumber and young prodigy speeches

  • Darkness

    Wait, he’s bragging about 7 inches, or what’s up with that?

    The inclusion makes me wonder that the 5 and under crowd might have created some bad feelings at former CPACs.

  • El Pinche

    He didn’t specify ‘no fatties’
    Does ‘masculine’ mean fatty in conservatard ? 5’9″ pants-size 48W x 29L

  • El Pinche

    That’ probably 7″ from tip to the inner shaft (begins right behind the Taint) . It’s like WMD, they lie about everything.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=255223]Scarab[/re]: In a Newport News bar on a Friday night height does not matter.

  • pantsgolem

    That’s 7 in gay inches. Just over 6 in imperial inches.

  • ms_mcgee

    CPAC = Cock Preferred, At-times Children

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    [re=255382]El Pinche[/re]: Have you looked at Conservatives? Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, Tom Delay. Being morbidly obese is the second hottest thing to a Southern drawl in that set.

  • S.Luggo
  • AxmxZ

    No scat play? no furries? I call fake.

  • stopmebeforeitypeagain

    [re=255293]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Win

  • Bearbloke

    [re=255396]AxmxZ[/re]: It’s taken for granted.. this is CPAC, after all…

  • El Pinche

    [re=255391]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Heart disease, our only hope.

  • Reefpilot

    Anyone watching the new season of Big Love? Remember when Alby was doing his Larry Craig number at the highway rest stop bathroom and the guy about to ream him was actually a paid hitman sent by his mom?

    I think that scene sums up everything about CPAC, and the joke that’s the republican party, quite well.

  • nosnikreplliw

    please oh please someone set a trap!!!

  • davesnothere

    [re=255332]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: No, no, no, that’s not it: 7″, uncircumcised, dick brown, balls blue.

  • dennymcden

    [re=255277]KTHXBAI[/re]: You and I can share the Schocking buttseks. I believe he isn’t actually afraid of coming out of the closet, he just likes trolling Craig’sList, because he likes anonymous tricks. He thinks they make him ‘edgy’.

  • Jukesgrrl

    Nobody’s getting Larry Craig. No way he knows enough about the tubez of the Internets to place a Craig’s List ad. Joe the Plumber on the other hand… If somebody gets a picture of that, I’ll organize a gift collection for the person who posts it.


    [re=255430]dennymcden[/re]: Sounds good. Nothing snarky to say I would just wreck that shit, over and over. The hatefuck would be epic.

  • President Beeblebrox

    The CL postings in the leadup to the Inauguration were priceless. Lots of hot and sexxxy Dems wanting to get action – straight, gay, bi, and threesomes. My favorite was the interracial “420 friendly” couple looking for other couples to shag and talk politics. OK, I’ll be the first to admit that Michelle and her bootay make me hot, and so does Barry in a mancrush type of way, so I guess the combination of those two being Preznits of the White House was too much for people to handle alone.

  • Servo

    I’m sure he has catchy pet names for his prick, like:
    The Decider
    Long John McVein
    The Stimulus Package

  • bago

    [re=255389]ms_mcgee[/re]: Cock Preferred, Also Children is a bit more wonky. Brilliant acrotard move though.

  • Catholics4Condoms

    I think this guy is lying about having a room. He’s just too cheap to get his own room.

  • BuckfullerMincedher

    Aching for

  • BuckfullerMincedher

    don’t know why these horndogs would waste time and energy on an ad when they can just turn up at one of Rick Santelli’s Teabagging parties.

  • Ophelia Butts

    [re=255219]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Honey, I’m with you: 7 inches? I definitely would have left that information out and gotten the other guy drunk so he won’t really care. Apparently, conservative gays are a little less picky than the boys I drink with.

  • sezme

    Blue obviously refers to the colour of his scrotum.

  • LittlePig

    “Some enchanted evening,
    you will smell santorum,
    you will smell santorum
    across a crowded room…”

  • PsycGirl

    [re=255430]dennymcden[/re]: obviously not “cutting edge” though

  • La Cieca

    Just the fact that he knows that “discreet” is not spelled “d-i-s-c-r-e-t-e” is turn-on on enough!

  • Nerdalicious

    Wonkettes! This is THE CPAC Furrie to end all Furries! Bat Boy Cat!

  • stew

    Speaking of sex and conservatives, you just knew this had to be true.

    Maybe Stormy Daniels has a chance after all!

  • Colander

    [re=255502]Nerdalicious[/re]: I was expecting a baby dressed as a furry. Not that thing. Not that thing at all.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    All right, it is the next day now. Admit it, someone here posted that.

    So, did you get lucky?

  • josereyes.theroof

    Just now on my ipod: Pansy Division — For those about to suck cock (we salute you).

  • kinogod

    Steps to suck-sessful closeted relationships with other hypocritical GOP gays at CPAC —

    First, you understand what CPAC stands for: Cocks Plus Ass Cracks.
    Second, it’s all about the stimulus, stimulus, stimulus
    Third, while his balls are slappin’ your ass cheeks, keep repeating FUCK BUSH, FUCK BUSH, FUCK BUSH
    Fourth, Don’t even think about bush.
    Fifth, bring black face makeup, rap music and oil, lots and lots of oil.
    Sixth, talk about how you hate faggots while dressing in women’s clothes and getting bitch slapped.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=255507]stew[/re]: The biggest consumer, Utah, averaged 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users…

    Senator Buttars has some ‘splainin’ to do.

  • Joe the Truck Nutz

    Maybe fucking? You’re either all in our your out, pal. Make up your mind.

  • Zadig

    Wow. The Republican Party has officially come to match, to the smallest detail, my imagination’s wildest caricatures.

  • Servo

    CreamPied At Church

  • bago

    Cocks Pounding Anal Cunts!

  • Gallowglass

    Cock-Punching Ass Clowns

    or, in the Wonkettian style,

    Cold Poundin’ Ass Crack

  • obfuscator

    Rush Limbaugh is delivering the keynote at CPAC right now! Live on CNN!!1!

  • rocktonsammy

    his black outfit makes him look thinner,

    I thought I saw Ann Coulter’s head bobbing under the podium.

  • rocktonsammy

    Might have been Hannity with a wig on though.

  • Kotter

    Limbaugh could do a great Marlon Brando impression in his CPAC getup.

  • Gallowglass

    [re=255546]Kotter[/re]: He’s monstrously fat, crazy and has a serious drug problem. He’s halfway there already.

  • Come here a minute

    [re=255546]Kotter[/re]: Get the Buttars.

  • pdnoosh

    Incidentally, I got kicked out of the livechat for linking to this article. Of course, the fact that I called Rush fat about a half a dozen times could have contributed to my bannation too.

  • Scandalabra

    They used to sell a brand of poppers in gay porn shops called “Rush”. I bet the company has rebranded and the stuff is now called “Hope”.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Limbaugh must be tripping balls. The last person I saw talk like that was toking and dropping acid.

    But you have to give Limbaugh credit for defending the Constitution by coming out against illegal wiretaps and torture and the overturning of habeas corpus. Such brave stands he has taken in his years. But what else can you expect of a person that makes fun of Parkinson’s patients and soldiers that don’t agree with him?

    [re=255545]rocktonsammy[/re]:Limbaugh’s heart would explode if he had to stand and get off. I’m sure that tonight Coulter will give him the buttsex while he sucks off Hannity on all fours.

    [re=255546]Kotter[/re]: Brando was more coherent in Apocalypse Now.

  • magic titty

    I’ve always thought Rush looked exactly like the Russian ambassador in Dr. Strangelove. . .

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    In all seriousness, how sad is it not only for the Conservative movement, and in a way for the country, that Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Joe the Plumber and some 13-year old represent the intellectual strength of the movement. It would be like Al Franken, some whacked out bum you found in Santa Monica turning tricks for meth, that crazy great uncle of yours that thinks because he was in the Teacher’s Union makes him an expert on labor relations, and Alan Colmes were the intellectual leaders of the Left.

    I can’t wait though for Fox’s coverage of all the hate speech from CPAC.

    Oh, on a wonderfully funny note, Willard “Mitt” Romney won the straw poll of the damn, 20% over Piyush “Hussein” Jindal 14%, Ron Paul and Sarah Palin at 13%, Newt Gingrich at 10%, Undecided 9%, Huckabee 7%, Sandford at 4%, Rudy 9ui11ani at 3% (really?), Pawlenty 2%, and Charlie Crist at 1%.

    Yep, the GOP is the party of America’s future.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Other fun polling results from Nuremberg lite:

    1757 registrants at CPAC participated in the poll: 52% of the Damned are Students, 36% were individuals just cruising, then 7% Associated with a co-sponsor, 6% were co-sponsors. That apparently means that some co-sponsors (approximately 18) came as threesomes.

    1% of the registrants strongly approved of Obama’s job to date, while 3% simply approve. Who knew that 4% of CPAC attendees were commies? 80% strongly disapproved, while only 15% simply disapproved. Apparently 1% of CPAC attendants were busy running to the men’s room to tap their toes and not able to answer.

    17% strongly approve of what Republican’s are doing in Congress, while 53% simply approve of it, while 19% strongly disapprove and 10% somewhat disapprove. So amongst CPAC member, 70% are in favor of molesting pages, diaper sex, and taking money from injuns.

    55% are generally satisfied with the Republican field four years out, 44% apparently wish there were more young men in the field.

    Rush “I love snorting my Oxy off the warm, tight ass of a young boy” Limbaugh is their favorite media person, surprisingly followed by Glen “Bat-shit crazy is not just for breakfast anymore” Beck, then Sean “Five and a Half Years” Hannity. Question: Can Hannity go over-the-top enough to catch up?

    Finally, 59% of attendees were male, 29% female, and apparently 12% transgender. Not sure which category Ann Coulter was put in this year. It rotates every year…, does anyone remember what it was last year?

  • DoctorCulturae

    OT, but on the other side as it were, rumor has it Sebelius is the Preznit’s new choice for HHS. Or as the headline runs “Obama taps Sebelius.” I knew she liked him for some reason.

  • josereyes.theroof

    [re=255546]Kotter[/re]: [re=255548]Gallowglass[/re]: Do not disparage The Godfather.

  • Schadenfried

    [re=255219]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: 7 inches is dinky!?. Well…okay maybe just a skosh dinky?

  • smellyal8r

    [re=255566]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Brilliant posts. You, Sayitwithwookies and shortshorts do some of the best work.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    [re=255486]Ophelia Butts[/re]: Suddeny Wonkette is the blog of choice for size queens? He’s 5’9″ — 7″ will seem bigger on a short guy.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    [re=255571]Gayer Than Thou[/re]: Or even “suddenly.”


    [re=255561]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: I would throw the really? at Sandford. Who the hell is that? At first I thought you meant Allen Standford, the ponzi banker- it’s easy to believe he might have got on TV, said something stupid about the economy and become a conservative hero in the last few days.

  • smellyal8r

    I watched some of this at the gym (with the sound mercifully off and closed captioning not on). All I could see was whatever CNN was running underneath. “Limbaugh: I believe in the Constitution”. Really? It doesn’t show. And, how does an entertainer get in the door to deliver a “keynote address” to this group. The way he was gesturing, it didn’t look like Nuremburg lite, it looked like the real thing. The comment that kept coming back to me was Boehner telling the Sunday pundits a month ago that Republicans would be able to come up with a stimulus package in “the near future” whatever that meant. The Conservative movement/GOP was always at its best bitching about what the regular government was doing. That’s what ended the reign of Newt. It wasn’t all the scandal, it was the paucity of ideas. That’s what finished the Rovian “reign of terror” so quickly.

    The GOP will be in trouble forever if all they can talk about are social issues like gay marriage and abortion. They need to put all the religious conservatives on an ice floe and send them off into the night. Then, they can talk reasonably and rationally about how we spend our money in this country, how we go to (and get out of) war, etc. Until then, they will be spending a lot of time in the wilderness. If Obama gets even 70 percent of this proposed budget passed, it’ll be lights out for “the movement” for another 30 years.

  • blackdontcrack

    ok confession time!!!!! I went to a hotel on fri night to hook up with one of these yahoos but I changed my mind because his stance wasn’t as wide as I thought. I did not get photos.

    Will you ever forgive me?

  • Mr Blifil

    It’s fucked up that the keynote speaker would give his address on a Sunday. If Limbaugh had done it on a Friday night, he would have been discussed on the Sunday shows and made it into the Monday papers. Now he’ll be lucky to be invited on the Monday morning chat shows.

    It’s called hiding in plain sight I guess. BTW, the man does not look well.

  • DustBowlBlues

    Lordy, “my wonkette” locked me out of replies and I felt so alone–I watched that doc about how pissed the right wing is–the HBO thing that Pelosi’s daughter did–then 15 minutes of Rush Limbaugh on CNN and needed the warm glow of the wonkeratti’s snark, profanity, and blunt rudeness to bring me back to reality.

    Are these people for real? WTF is the drive-by media?

  • DustBowlBlues

    [re=255567]DoctorCulturae[/re]: Sorry, but I read “Obama taps Sebelius” and thought immediately of the prez doing a tap dance to Finlandia, which, I suppose, is where unconscious racism meets high class. After my exposure to the right wing this afternoon, it’s a disturbing thought. I’m very confused and not sure rewatching “Blazing Saddles” is helping.

  • kudzu

    CPAC: Cunt-face Pussy-Ass Cocksuckers. Fuck it. It’s Saturday night.

  • DustBowlBlues

    [re=255574]smellyal8r[/re]: “If Obama gets even 70 percent of this proposed budget passed, it’ll be lights out for “the movement” for another 30 years.”

    Excellent post, thoughtful, well articulated, and insightful. I hope you don’t get banned from wonkette.

    The Rs seem to believe the answer to returning to power is to attack the budget as being hard on rich people, the ones who make the jobs for the rest of us. Yeah–Good luck with that.

    When the Rs went into the wilderness post-Watergate, they popped out pretty quickly on the strength of some smart guys like Keven Phillips et. al. recruiting the right wing fundy Xians and turning them into Republican zombies. I’ve been waiting a long, long time for that strategy to finally turn on them. Since Jr. Bush’s approval rating fluctuated between 26-29%, I think we have a pretty accurate measure of how many people still buy the bullshit the GOP is offering.

    Since 1980, this country has been run for the exclusive benefit of the richest Americans. The more I listen to President Obama’s budget plans the more excited I get about the possibility of putting this country back into some form of sanity.

    Increasingly, I think that Gregg Judd business was the hope that the Dem guv would appoint a Dem. senator, then with Franken reach the magic 60. After all, the dumb fucker was being stripped of any significant power even before he was confirmed.

    If the Dems don’t let the Republican blowhards do what they do best, stand up there and talk bull shit for days and days then the Dems are fit to be called Dems.

    Ooh, I’ll bow out now. Enough righteous indignation for one post–it was that Rush Limbaugh 15 minutes that got me.

  • rocktonsammy


    Watching ‘Blazing Saddles’ high always helps.

    Limberger wants to go down in history for burying the republican party.

  • Ronnie Dobbs

    WTF does “brown/blue” mean? who has brown/blue eyes?

  • DoctorCulturae

    DustBowlBlues: You sir had the courage to view Limblech’s Nuremburgmania and thus deserve all the alcohol and virgins you desire, since, as I suspect, you are also weathering the storm of wingnuttery in the Heartland of Merica.

    I would quibble slightly that the R’s reformation occurred after Goldwater which spawned Nixxson and of course Dead-eye Darth et al. That’s when they started the “southern strategy” which included the gullible evangelicals and hollow mouthpiece Raygun.

    And yes it does appear we *finally* have one Dem who is willing to say to the Repubslugs to STFU. The Christianists are leveraged out. Their mean-spiritedness doesn’t mean much when someone walks the walk and talks the talk like Barry. They are left with the Borkers & Barbies. Perhaps Preznit Hopemaster will be Mr. Welch to Roosh’s McCarthy.

  • Mr Blifil

    It was fun to watch them all give the maniac illegal hiring drug-addict sex tourist a standing O. Highly satisfying.

  • gliberal

    Usually the fat fuck likes a squatting O. Especially some of them there chicks with Dominican dicks. Get him some Oxy on. Good times!

  • hobgoblin of little minds

    [re=255584]Ronnie Dobbs[/re]: David Bowie?

  • Kotter

    [re=255587]Mr Blifil[/re]: Family values at work, bud.

  • Gallowglass

    [re=255578]DustBowlBlues[/re]: For some reason “racism meets high class” makes me think of Frasier Crane at a Klan rally. Watching “Blazing Saddles” is a cure for everything. Also.

  • DanJoaquinOz

    If Limbaugh is any indication, there’s some seriously strong crystal meth available in DC this weekend. Though the auditorium was apparently freezing, Rush was flop-sweating like a drug mule at Customs, alternately dazed and bug-eyed crazed, rambling incoherently then suddenly pausing as if he’d forgotten where he was, then, just as suddenly, resuming his torrent of bilious-stream-of-consciousness invective, chewing his lips and mopping his fevered brow. Now, if he’ll just keep mixing poppers, Viagra and crystal, he should have a massive stroke some happy day soon…

  • zhubajie

    [re=255219]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: “Good shape” probably rules out 98% of Repubs.

  • iolanthe

    [re=255571]Gayer Than Thou[/re]: Exactly. 7 *real* inches is plenty, unless you need to remove it to create some kind of Impressive Wall Trophy.

    Except we all know that “7 gay inches” is probably anybody else’s 4-and-a-half … ;->

    And since we know he’s a Republican, we also know he lies like a rug.

  • liquiddaddy

    You think he likes guys who wear a bow tie?

  • assistant/atlas

    [re=255533]Zadig[/re]: Well said.

  • Bruno

    [re=255698]liquiddaddy[/re]: Bow ties AND Bolo ties.

  • Bruno

    I feel very exposed on this thread. I’m constantly nervous I might be posting something inappropriate on the wrong (boy wonder thread) where that’s supposed to be a no-no.

  • liquiddaddy

    [re=255754]Bruno[/re]: Jesus, man! Are you watching me!

  • smellyal8r

    [re=255580]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Thanks for the support. So far, Wonkette’s editors and I are cool (there are actually a lot of thoughtful posts on here…). I haven’t changed my mind from what wrote yesterday: the conservatives are in deep serious if they don’t come up with a plan. My parents, who were deeply saddened by the death of Paul Harvey, have even had it with their beloved party (the fact that I’m gay is less disappointing than the fact that I vote Democrat). Today they said if the GOP can’t understand the problems of this country, they will probably just stop voting. Here’s what the Democrats have to worry about: that they just turn out to be a bunch of money grubbers too (and that they don’t have any real ideas). Now is the time to lead, break old alliances and change the direction of this country for good.

  • Red Zeppelin


  • Bearbloke

    [re=255566]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: “The results are in… and it’s a Win!

  • zhubajie

    [re=255652]DanJoaquinOz[/re]: Can you imagine him on the radio/TV, half paralyzed? Maybe some faith healer in attendance?

    Zhu Bajie

  • zhubajie

    [re=255774]smellyal8r[/re]: Remember that there are at least three factions in the GOP [Giant Octopuus Party]: the robber barons; the racists; and the religious fanatics. The current economic collapse is mostly hurting the robber barons. The racists and religious fanatics will probably ultimately be strengthened, or perhaps just made more fanatical. I expect the Culture Wars to turn into some kind of civil strife, the televangelists telling their followers to kill the liberals, Rwandan style, or something.

    Zhu Bajie

  • blader

    no need to worry, since the first casualty of Depressions are the money piles…..none remain to grub

  • MathewBrooks

    what a traitor..

  • J-Man

    [re=255584]Ronnie Dobbs[/re]: Brown eyes/blue scrotum.

  • thefrontpage

    Who the hell are these people, why are they in D.C., why do they exist, what on earth is this ad all about, and why are these people talking about one thing during the day and doing another thing during the night, IF these goofball ads are to be believed? Who the hell are these people?

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