It's Friday Night At CPAC, And Closeted Gay Anger-Humping's In The Air

There are a bunch of these on craigslist, and who knows how many of them are Democratic operatives setting traps. But! If you find yourself in a situation tonight where, ohhh let's see, you're having gay sex in the anus with a closeted Republican politician , then please share with tips@wonkette.com and we may write about it on the Internet. [ Craigslist ]