Thirteen-Year-Old Declared New Emperor Of GOP

We know we're asking a lot here, but as you watch young master Jonathan Krohn address the mouth-breathers at CPAC today, please be... nice... in your comments, as he is only 13 years old. In five years, when he is "legal," you will be more than welcome to call him, say, a twat? But yes, this is what's happening to conservatism: a 13-year-old is writing all of its important books and explaining governing philosophy to the adults (in age only). And you better believe that current GOP leader Joe the Plumber feels threatened. [ HuffPo , YouTube ]