Ugh, really? Just when we’d thought this city couldn’t embarrass itself any further, someone had to go and invent Twitter. The temptation to troll the Twitters of every journalist, politician and operative in Washington for comedy is very, very strong, because literally everything they post is tragic and hilarious. Let’s try to contain ourselves with this dumb list from WALNUTS!
How is this so self-explanatory? Oh, right. 9/11. Huh?
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