The last time we noticed CNN’s daytime-teevee anchor lady, Kyra Phillips, she was just cold puttin’ down her sister-in-law or something, on an open mic, and on a toilet. Good times! Now she is telling us about the important sex festival happening tomorrow, “Sword Swallowing Day.” [YouTube/CNN]
SEXY HOLIDAYS 2:19 pm February 27, 2009
CNN Tells America To Swallow
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SCHWIIING!
My girlfriend remains unconvinced as to the artistic merits of swallowing long objects.
I’m not going to be the first guy here to say “Hey Baby, swallow this.Oops. To late.
“Among the best known practitioners of the art include: Linda Lovelace, Ginger Lynn, Jenna Jameson, Monica Lewinsky and Bob Allen.”
[re=254776]V572625694[/re]: If you explain to her that many of the worlds finest structures are phallic, the problem should resolve itself.
Also, if the anal thing comes up, remind her that diversity is important to any portfolio.
So it’s all CPAC coverage today, is it?
My particular favorite Kira Phillips moment:
http://anchorbabes.blogspot.com/2008/06/kyra-phillips-likes-zain-verjees-melons.html
[re=254779]ManchuCandidate[/re]: You forgot Larry Craig and Jeff Gannon.
We celebrate it every February 14 in our household.
Meh, wake me when it’s national “Put the Sword in Its Turd-filled Sheath” month.
The guy in the back wants her to swallow his sword. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP.
Also why is she talking about sword-swallowing events being “both individual and group”?
No news here. Ms. Kyra likes to think she’s a bad girl. Suspect those that flaunt it and promote it ain’t it.
… And I guess, according to the crawl, Ed McMahon is hospitalized on account of his swallowing?
Cutlass!! HeheheheheheSNORThehehehehe
Ahhh, BJ jokes on a Friday afternoon. The sky is not falling after all.
You know she’s not a quitter.
If she takes it in the shitter.
She’s a swaller not a spitter.
She’s a good ole country gal.
How quaint; someone out there is actually taping, encoding, and then putting CNN videos on Youtube. It’s like seeing somebody sell double-cassette boom boxes at the flea market.
[re=254800]twowheeljunkie[/re]: Southern Culture On The Skids?
Who’s the pulse-pounding thriller twink on the left?
Hey Kyra, I’ve got a sword you can swallow… snicker, snicker… not really, on my wall… I bought it in Toledo Spain when I went there on vacation… it’s a reproduction of the Excalibur sword from that King Arthur movie a while back. Am I a nerd or what?
Did anyone notice the digital readout thing at the upper left?
“Atlanta 4 to 6 inches… Alabama up to 8 inches…”
Why do I get the sense that her “swallowing disorder” consists of an incontrollable urge to spit the contents of her mouth into the nearest sink?
[re=254797]Rush[/re]: Felchuary?
Does that mean a Cutlass Supreme is sort of like a burrito supreme?
Since when is swallowing a disorder?
[re=254801]norbizness[/re]: So are you saying that CNN’s coverage is the equivalent of a Bell Biv DeVoe Cassingle?
Didn’t you just tell me two posts ago it was Teabagging Day?
[re=254776]V572625694[/re]: My girlfriend remains unconvinced as to the artistic merits of swallowing long objects.
I’m going to be charitable toward my fellow Wonketteer & assume you have an enormous cock, yes?
[re=255114]hobospacejungle[/re]: Charitable indeed! And true enough — depending on what you compare it to.
as if more proof were needed that CNN hasn’t got a clue and wouldn’t know one if it bit them in the ass ………
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