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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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  1. ManchuCandidate

    “Among the best known practitioners of the art include: Linda Lovelace, Ginger Lynn, Jenna Jameson, Monica Lewinsky and Bob Allen.”

  2. shortsshortsshorts

    [re=254776]V572625694[/re]: If you explain to her that many of the worlds finest structures are phallic, the problem should resolve itself.

    Also, if the anal thing comes up, remind her that diversity is important to any portfolio.

  3. DoctorCulturae

    No news here. Ms. Kyra likes to think she’s a bad girl. Suspect those that flaunt it and promote it ain’t it.

    … And I guess, according to the crawl, Ed McMahon is hospitalized on account of his swallowing?

  4. twowheeljunkie

    You know she’s not a quitter.
    If she takes it in the shitter.
    She’s a swaller not a spitter.
    She’s a good ole country gal.

  5. norbizness

    How quaint; someone out there is actually taping, encoding, and then putting CNN videos on Youtube. It’s like seeing somebody sell double-cassette boom boxes at the flea market.

  6. Serolf Divad

    Hey Kyra, I’ve got a sword you can swallow… snicker, snicker… not really, on my wall… I bought it in Toledo Spain when I went there on vacation… it’s a reproduction of the Excalibur sword from that King Arthur movie a while back. Am I a nerd or what?

  7. MisterLoki

    Did anyone notice the digital readout thing at the upper left?
    “Atlanta 4 to 6 inches… Alabama up to 8 inches…”

  8. Mr Blifil

    Why do I get the sense that her “swallowing disorder” consists of an incontrollable urge to spit the contents of her mouth into the nearest sink?

  9. loquaciousmusic

    [re=254801]norbizness[/re]: So are you saying that CNN’s coverage is the equivalent of a Bell Biv DeVoe Cassingle?

  10. hobospacejungle

    [re=254776]V572625694[/re]: My girlfriend remains unconvinced as to the artistic merits of swallowing long objects.

    I’m going to be charitable toward my fellow Wonketteer & assume you have an enormous cock, yes?

  11. V572625694

    [re=255114]hobospacejungle[/re]: Charitable indeed! And true enough — depending on what you compare it to.

  12. BuckfullerMincedher

    as if more proof were needed that CNN hasn’t got a clue and wouldn’t know one if it bit them in the ass ………

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