Our CPAC correspondent from Boston, Garrett Quinn, sends this terrifying photograph of a CPAC sex worker known as “Bailout Panda.” When will the police crush this degenerate animal-orgy event?
ZAT YOU BUTTERSTICK?
February 26, 2009
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More appropriate would be the ‘Sexual Harrassment Panda’ from South Park.
It’s Fuck You Panda! I loved that movie!
Pandjobs are sooo expensive, guys. Spend your money elsewhere.
Sorry, but I don’t understand what panda bears have to do with bailouts. Was that the cheapest costume they could find? Why don’t they man up & show their faces if they feel so strongly about it?
Are we stealing the bailout money from pandas?
can it be the beloved Butterstick of yore? And now a wingnut?
…that Rick Santelli is really an attention whore!
[re=254052]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: The Panda: Eats, roots, shoots and leaves.
I hate Muskrat Love so I have no guilt mocking it:
Panda, Panda candlelight
Doin the town and doin it right
In the evenin
Its pretty pleasin
Panda CPAC, Furry Con
Do the jitterbug out in Contard land
And they shimmy
And Limbaugh’s so blobby
And they whirled and they twirled and they foot tapped
Singin and cryin ’bout NoBama
Falling like home prices from above
It looks like Panda love
Nibbling on bacon, chewin on cheese
CPAC says to CON, honey, would you please be my missus?
And he say yes
On his knees
And now hes rubbin’ his, er, fancy
Tappin’ his toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and CON starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they foot tapped
Singin and cryin ’bout NoBama
Falling like home prices from above
It looks like Panda love
La da da da da …
Is that what they’ve got Piyush doing now?
[re=254057]hobgoblin of little minds[/re]: It’s in protest of the proposed TPRP program- Troubled Panda Relief Program
From TalkingPointsMemo report from CPAC:
I was handed an ice cream sandwich by a woman dressed as a polar bear.
I hope these two can hook up later, omg, so hawt.
The Republicans are getting smarter:
Palin: Fail.
Bobby “Gunga” Jindal: MAJOR Fail.
Butterstick: Two Thousand and ONE — HERE WE COME!
Our current Muslim Overlord will be splintered like a stalk of bamboo!
[re=254057]hobgoblin of little minds[/re]: …pandas are Chinese after all!
More costumes and freaks than Comic Con.
I hear there’s a polar bear as well. Somewhere, a conference organizer is yelling at an intern that he hired the wrong kinds of “bears.”
[re=254057]hobgoblin of little minds[/re]: They did have it coming. Also, those fucking koalas.
This predilection of the American right-wing for the badly done agit-prop/street theatre is a copywright infringement. If hippies only had lawyers…
[re=254052]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Conservatives are an endangered species, just like pandas. Also, according to their own thinking, if they become extinct it’s their own fault.
Is it wrong of me to want to hit it with a bat like a pinata?
[re=254077]Scarab[/re]: Less grip on reality too.
[re=254077]Scarab[/re]: Looks as though the Star wars/trek convention wasn’t needed after all. Still: no blimp.
If it were ONLY as difficult for CPACers to breed as it is for pandas. This one apparently benefited from a little animal husbandry.
The bailout craziness is so weird.
$800 billion to give to banks to put under their mattresses/pay bonuses/have retreats at four-star resorts is OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR SAVING US GEORGE W. BUSH
$800 billion for New Deal 2: Electric Boogaloo is OH MY GOD HUSSEIN MCMUSLIN IS RUINING THE COUNTRY
Conservo World am Bizarro World! In Conservo World, us eat shit and flush food down toilet!
I’m surprised they didn’t have some shitbag young republican trustfund baby walking around dressed like this with that sign:
http://www.razzamatazz.co.uk/Hats/Chinese-Coolie-Hat/p-7-2061
The only thing Panda’s eat are cheap bamboo. Of course they’re not for the bailout. Anyway we have Gitmo. “Brought to you by the letter Bullshit!”
http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/06/20/the-daily-show-june-19-2008-videos/
Pandas live in China. China owns the US. Also they poison us & our animals with melamine. Wrong mascot Rethugs.
[re=254083]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Stupid conservatives–that doesn’t even make sense. If pandas become extinct it’s largely because of loss of habitat due to human encroachment; ergo, not the panda’s fault. (Am I taking this too literally?)
[re=254059]qwerty42[/re]:
can it be the beloved Butterstick of yore? And now a wingnut?
Re: Today in the news: Some nurse in an ER took a cell phone pic of a patient with a fun toy in a certain oriface. Watch out Butterstick. You can’t run or hide!
Of all the cities in the country they could have this conference in, why Boston? There’s something going on here & its not Right.
Why is there an Ann Coulter ad in the ad column? Take the money and run.
How did the GOP get such a good graphic designer? The sign looks Mac, but I can’t figure out the font.
[re=254142]Bruno[/re]:
Joe Biden the Tech Wiz Kid created it.
Why do pandas hate America?
Also, too [re=254051]Colander[/re]: and [re=254079]Tra[/re]: yer both funny.
[re=254121]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: The irony is that, like pandas, if conservatives become extinct, they have nobody to blame but themselves.
“Panda?? I hardly know ‘uh.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrBQSFMA-Sw
[re=254074]Dave J.: I was handed an ice cream sandwich by a woman dressed as a polar bear.[/re]
At least THAT makes some sense — it’s a brand of ice cream sandwich.
WTF is up with a panda??? It’s actually Barry ’cause it’s mixed black-n-white like Barry? But it’s against bailouts, so that doesn’t make sense!
It represents China?? No, they’re Communists and a bulk of their economy is already nationalized so it gets gov’t monies anyhow.
Pandas eat bamboo so… ???
Can SOMEONE please explain the fucking significance of a GODDAMN PANDA to the bailouts???!!!1
I just hurt myself.
I hope I didn’t offend Joe. I was just kiddin’ around. We luv you Joe! And also I know you are the money overlord, & I don’t want my bailout money nor my family jewels stolen in a Mittens Insurance Fraud Scam.
What great big dilated pupils you’ve got there, panda – look out for that furry with the syringe on top!
CPAC? Well, if there is a sixteen year old boy in that costume, he better hope the back is stitched up really well!
[re=254072]Red Zeppelin[/re]: he’s a Pilushy.
[re=254093]IceCreamEmpress[/re]: Yes, and yes.
[re=254174]Mothra Stewart[/re]: Most awesome avatar ever.
I had a friend of a friend of a friend who was there this afternoon, and reported seeing man on panda sex going on in a dark back room…and this guy saw Romney sneaking in there with his dog! HONEST!
Yiffpile in the Oval Office?
Amanda!
[re=254147]Nerdalicious[/re]: Maybe its the BeerGoogles font. It’s fuzzy, furry and strangly compelling in an unclear way.
Since the panda is the most bailed-out species on the planet, it’s kinda ironic. Srsly, guys. Guys, srsly.
Later, CPanda will engage in a little skit for the amusement of the delegates: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YU82RS5elI
Significance of Panda?
Panda = Pander
[re=254174]Mothra Stewart[/re]: Thanks, “Furry with the syringe on top” made me smile all the way to the butcher shop.
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