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Chinese slave pets serve CPAC overlords.
Our CPAC correspondent from Boston, Garrett Quinn, sends this terrifying photograph of a CPAC sex worker known as “Bailout Panda.” When will the police crush this degenerate animal-orgy event?

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  1. Sorry, but I don’t understand what panda bears have to do with bailouts. Was that the cheapest costume they could find? Why don’t they man up & show their faces if they feel so strongly about it?

  2. I hate Muskrat Love so I have no guilt mocking it:

    Panda, Panda candlelight
    Doin the town and doin it right
    In the evenin
    Its pretty pleasin

    Panda CPAC, Furry Con
    Do the jitterbug out in Contard land
    And they shimmy
    And Limbaugh’s so blobby

    And they whirled and they twirled and they foot tapped
    Singin and cryin ’bout NoBama
    Falling like home prices from above
    It looks like Panda love

    Nibbling on bacon, chewin on cheese
    CPAC says to CON, honey, would you please be my missus?
    And he say yes
    On his knees

    And now hes rubbin’ his, er, fancy
    Tappin’ his toes
    Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
    As they wriggle, and CON starts to giggle

    And they whirled and they twirled and they foot tapped
    Singin and cryin ’bout NoBama
    Falling like home prices from above
    It looks like Panda love

    La da da da da …

  3. From TalkingPointsMemo report from CPAC:

    I was handed an ice cream sandwich by a woman dressed as a polar bear.

    I hope these two can hook up later, omg, so hawt.

  4. The Republicans are getting smarter:

    Palin: Fail.

    Bobby “Gunga” Jindal: MAJOR Fail.

    Butterstick: Two Thousand and ONE — HERE WE COME!

    Our current Muslim Overlord will be splintered like a stalk of bamboo!

  5. This predilection of the American right-wing for the badly done agit-prop/street theatre is a copywright infringement. If hippies only had lawyers…

  6. [re=254052]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Conservatives are an endangered species, just like pandas. Also, according to their own thinking, if they become extinct it’s their own fault.

  7. The bailout craziness is so weird.

    $800 billion to give to banks to put under their mattresses/pay bonuses/have retreats at four-star resorts is OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR SAVING US GEORGE W. BUSH

    $800 billion for New Deal 2: Electric Boogaloo is OH MY GOD HUSSEIN MCMUSLIN IS RUINING THE COUNTRY

    Conservo World am Bizarro World! In Conservo World, us eat shit and flush food down toilet!

  8. [re=254083]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Stupid conservatives–that doesn’t even make sense. If pandas become extinct it’s largely because of loss of habitat due to human encroachment; ergo, not the panda’s fault. (Am I taking this too literally?)

  9. [re=254059]qwerty42[/re]:
    can it be the beloved Butterstick of yore? And now a wingnut?

    Re: Today in the news: Some nurse in an ER took a cell phone pic of a patient with a fun toy in a certain oriface. Watch out Butterstick. You can’t run or hide!

  10. [re=254121]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: The irony is that, like pandas, if conservatives become extinct, they have nobody to blame but themselves.

  11. [re=254074]Dave J.: I was handed an ice cream sandwich by a woman dressed as a polar bear.[/re]

    At least THAT makes some sense — it’s a brand of ice cream sandwich.

    WTF is up with a panda??? It’s actually Barry ’cause it’s mixed black-n-white like Barry? But it’s against bailouts, so that doesn’t make sense!

    It represents China?? No, they’re Communists and a bulk of their economy is already nationalized so it gets gov’t monies anyhow.

    Pandas eat bamboo so… ???

    Can SOMEONE please explain the fucking significance of a GODDAMN PANDA to the bailouts???!!!1

    I just hurt myself.

  12. I hope I didn’t offend Joe. I was just kiddin’ around. We luv you Joe! And also I know you are the money overlord, & I don’t want my bailout money nor my family jewels stolen in a Mittens Insurance Fraud Scam.

  13. I had a friend of a friend of a friend who was there this afternoon, and reported seeing man on panda sex going on in a dark back room…and this guy saw Romney sneaking in there with his dog! HONEST!

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