Looks like the illegal Mexican “help” have gone a BRIDGE TOO FAR this time… [YouTube]

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  1. Family jewels?!? Shenanigans. I’m betting anything I got that the friggin space alien is smoother than a Ken doll down there. No gonads whatsoever.

  2. If those “maintenance crews” at Mitten’s ski lodge are illegals already (as must certainly be the case), they get to go home to Mey-hee-koh for free, right? Win for everyone!

    Or else Gitmo.

  3. Why did Mitt Romney wait until these jewels were stolen, instead of selling them to help struggling Americans pay their bad mortgages in their Struggling Americans Park City shacks? Why does Mitt Romney hate America so much? Also.

  4. When they find who done it, the punishment will be to accompany the Romney’s on their next family vacation. They’ll get the best seat for the trip, strapped to the roof of the car.

  5. Isn’t that one of the multi-million dollar mansions that is for sale? Who in their right mind posts videos of their for-sale house-they-don’t-even-live-in on the Internet and then leaves JEWELS in it? Someone stole his brain a long time ago.

  6. WTF!!!! I take my eyes off the screen for five minutes to get some of these exams graded and I miss the most awesome snarkable moment of the day?

  7. Park City. That’s the bluest place in whole of Red state Utah. Mittens is Phoney McPhoney of Phoneyville USA. Palin’s gonna whip your bejeweled magic underpanted ass in the primaries.

  8. Poor Mitt. Resorting to insurance fraud to pay off his campaign debt. And having Panela Smart hide the jewels in her panties is just a little too Mormony for the rest of us.

  9. Did they steal the evil ring from Dark Lord Sauron from the Middle Earth? As long as they don’t steal the Hopey Diamond from Prez, we’re all safe.

  10. [re=253996]ph7[/re]:
    Yes, Joe Biden, the wealth regulator & overseer of the States bailout, had the megamillion dollar jewels stolen from Blake Carrington (Mittens) from “Dynasty”, you know the super rich dude from the 80’s who got crazy rich from Reaganomics. There just happens to be 50 jewels, one for each state, enough to feed, clothe & give health care to those low life sick poor people in each state. Thanks Joe Biden!

  11. Mormons aren’t supposed to drink, smoke or do drugs; with no family jewels, is life worth living with 17 wives? Was Mittbling lifted to buy publicity for latest Marie Osmond hunger strike? Was Joe Smith the original plumber? These stories and more on Latter Day Saints Tonight, on location in Nauvoo.

  12. MMMMM..I don’t know if this is related or not but: A few days ago Mittens was putting up for sale 2 of his megamansions, one of which is the Utah spread. Insurance fraud anyone?????? Maybe Mittens invested a s**t load of his megawealth with Madoff (as in ha ha I Made Off With Your Life Savings & All I Got Was Locked Up In A Plush Penthouse on 5th Ave) &/or Stanford.

  13. Too bad they weren’t stolen before he had a hundred boys who all ‘serve their country by working on their dad’s presidential campaign.’ How will these patriotic boys be able to cope until 2012?

    First, let me start from introducing myself I’m PETER SHABANGU, the first son of MRS. SUSAN SHABANGU the Deputy Minister of safety and security since 29th April 2004 under the auspices of the former president of South Africa MR. THABO MBEKI till date. After due deliberation, I decided to contact you for your assistance in standing as the beneficiary to the sum of US$16M (Sixteen Million United States Dollars). You can view my mother’s profile at this website click on contact information, then click on Deputy Minister, finally click on safety and security and read about my mother.

    Since we wuz talkin’ about the Internets Scammers. I thought I would share this from may mail today: from the Honorable Peter She Bang U.

  15. Once again, the republicans’ timing is impeccable. Most of sold our family jewels in for hobo bags and ripple. Fuck your jewels and choke on a dog dick, Mitt.

  16. Wonkette Puleaz post your wonderful pic of Mittens with the blue rubber gloves & fudge. I think it would be appropriate & hilarious with the stolen family jewels and all. Tanks.

  17. Mitt has no family jewels? What the hell am I going to kick him in now?

    [ ] The Ass
    [ ] The Pussy
    [ ] The Hair
    [ ] The Kneecaps
    [ ] Space Alien Jesus
    [ ] All Of The Above

  18. “Look, I’m just like you! I can no longer afford the mortgage on my home (the family vacation ski ski lodge) and have been grossly affected by theft (of the family jewels).”

    Romney 2012

  19. [re=253963]BeatrixSlaughter[/re]: If I had to cross the country with a carload of Romneys, I think I’d request the “strapped to the roof” option.

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