Wonkette
Hark, a cretin! Wonkette operative “Life Law Libido” snapped this horrifying shot of some douche driving a Japanese Yuppie Car plastered with a very prominent “SARAH PALIN 2012″ sticker. Why would a foreign-CRV-driving latte-sipping urban dandy support a dipshit snowbilly grifter like Sarah Palin? Because, as you can see from the row of window stickers just above the spare-tire cover, this person has ducks for children. So tragic, yet brave.
It’s pronounced “Ass-wee-pay.”
I realize it’s fuzzy, but the red bumper sticker on top reads: “God, Guns and Man on Boy Sex Made America Great, Now the Socialists Want To Take All That Away From Us.”
I’m confused. Palin is a Honda spare tire in 2012?
The pic appears to have been taken on M betw. 19th and 20th, NW, where (inexplicably), the Christian Broadcasting Network has its Washington Office. The driver’s probably on his/her way to announce that Palin is the 2nd coming of jeebus.
I’m going to start marketing my PALIN/NEVER IN A FUCKING MILLION YEARS bumper stickers next week. Who wants one?
Holy Moly, does that red sticker actually say “Ted Kennedy’s Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun”???
Oh please please let a groundswell of conservatard support propel her to the nomination and a monstrous blowout defeat in the general election. Barry may not quite have everything humming again by January 2013.
If she runs again, we can resume our traditional valediction on these posts. Also.
Cape Clod: “SARAH PALIN: SHOOT TO KILL”
Leak Plugger: It actually says “Bush’s Pen Has Killed More People Than My Gun.”
Leak Plugger: A careful analysis with Microsoft Photo Editor reveals that, yes it does say that.
Cape Clod: Oh I do. And I would so love a Humvee, to rear end that thing into a shiny, tiny wad.
It is my hope that this picture was taken from an 18-wheeler travelling at 60 mph.
“Ted Kennedy’s Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun”: Divinely inspired.
Leak Plugger: I plan to put “Laura Bush’s car has killed as many people as Ted Kennedy’s car” on my bumper.
They must be awfully lonely, being from Maryland and hearting Sarah Palin. Unless they live on the Eastern Shore or Cecil County, where Stars & Bars are frequently seen. Also.
I’m thinking the owner is a hunter; Ducks Unltd., etc. These people are one-issue voters. If your one issue is guns, then Palin is the only logical choice, ipso facto.
My friend Dave is like that. He really liked Obama, but couldn’t vote for him, because Obama was going to take away his guns, everybody knows that, silly. Plus Dave is 48, single, lonely, and Sarah looks so hawt in that flag bikini holding a rifle poolside.
Oh, I thought it was: “Ted Kennedy’s CAT Has Killed More People Than My Gun”.
That really had me confused. Either a really mean cat or a really tiny gun.
…Palin/Honda 2012!
So, that just means the driver is a bad shot? Also.
The bigger question is why does this person have Maryland plates. Maryland is clearly a commie liberal hell hole. The owner of that car would be MUCH happer across the river in Virginia. God’s country and all that.
Leak Plugger:
I’m confused… isn’t that tantamount to calling yourself a pussy?
If Ted’s killed more than this guy’s gun, he’s probably a dainty fop with a derringer. Conservative my ass. Point and shoot that shit.
Serolf Divad:
I thought it said “My unaborted fetus is a home skooled honor student.”
Whomever was able to get teh majik internets to pup up “Trig on Board” when you scroll over the picture deserves a win.
Yes, but below the red one with the tenaciously futile reminiscences from 1969 and the Caribou Barbie logo, but above the obscure blue one which allows us to assume anything we like, he has that logo for the decidedly liberal group, H.opey O.bama N.ow D.ecides A.ll.
p.s. maybe he’s in town for the big teabag party.
Bottom, blue bumper sticker – what kind of asshole has a sticker that has 3 lines and takes like a minute to read? Here’s hoping some red state near-illiterate slob driving a hummer tries to read it and pummels that car into a wall.
Cape Clod: I’ll take 10! WTF? When it’s this fukd up, how can anyone tell when it gets worst?
It’s because DC has to put up with stuff like this that makes me appreciate living in San Francisco. We just get bombarded with dreadlocked hippies with “US Out of My Uterus” or “Free Mumia!” bumper stickers on their bio-diesel fueled, beat up Hondas, cranking out really bad reggae as they drive around.
What does that even mean about Ted Kennedy’s car? It should say “Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my car has.” Because when you start comparing guns with the Honda owner’s gun, I suspect you could find a gun quite readily that has killed many many more people than Ted Kennedy’s car. And heart disease. I am getting a bumper sticker that says “Heart disease has killed more people than my toaster.” And besides, Ted Kennedy’s car doesn’t kill people, Ted Kennedy kills people. Jeez.
WadISay: With failing brakes.
Lascauxcaveman: The owner is a hunter in name only. I’m willing to bet they are one of those nature-hating psychos that thinks killing things is fun rather than a food source. No respect for living things; not what I’d consider a real hunter. When I’m hunting in the woods and I see those types, I’m really hard-pressed not to pull the trigger and claim that I thought they were a deer or a cougar.
“It’s coming right for us!”
It’s not reggae, it’s dubstep. Pfft!
It has Maryland tags. Let’s pray it is Michael Steele’s car.
Hooray For Anything: About a month or two ago those strapping pro-lifers walked through SF trying to piss off as many people as they could out at the Embarcadero. THEY WERE AWESOME because the looks on their faces indicated they weren’t pro-life at all. They wanted to KILL. EVERYONE.
My fantasy sees the car to the right pulling in front of this douche and slamming on the brakes - whilst the car behind quickly boxes him in. Sinister looking individuals exit both vehicles, Tommy guns in hand, and take care of this little problem Barzini-style.
Stickers not seen:
“I’d rather be burning books.”
“Pedophile on board.”
“A splooge stain is not a choice.”
I wish I could say something mildly amusing about this, but instead I will not:
I mean seriously, have these people actually thought about what would happen if that woman was up and running this whole god damned country?!* It would be a tragedy of incredible proportions, which I liken to the years 2001 to 2008. Didn’t they get enough of this with the last guy?
Oh well, I guess his tits weren’t big enough, and he hadn’t killed enough large mammals for their taste.
Mad Farmer Manifest: He’s a duck hunter, my guess is the only time you’ll see him out in the woods is when he’s got a young nubile boy in tow - and neither are wearing cammo.
Mustang: It doesn’t have to make sense, it’s just funny to hate a Kennedy.
Custerwolf: Well, he IS a Republican. Pedo-Bear approved!
Mad Farmer Manifest: Actually, you’ve got a good point. My friend Dave has about 40 guns, but he’s not exactly a hunter. The only critter he ever killed was a deer, about 20 years ago, with a compound bow. He said he almost vomited when he walked up to its gasping, twitching corpse as it lay in its final death throes.
Lascauxcaveman: Not to mention how the deer felt.
shortsshortsshorts: I actually have a lot of respect for the Pro Lifers who march in SF because they at least have the balls to stage a protest in hostile territory, unlike the aforementioned hippies who think all they need to do to “affect change” is to stage protest after protest in cities where over 75% of the people agree with them. I’d have more respect for your typical SF protester if they stopped constantly shutting down Market Street and shut down Bakersfield or Newport Beach or anywhere that doesn’t have a yoga studio on every block.
The drive sucks at guns, then.
President Beeblebrox: I’ve seen this vehicle around, here in Kent County on the Eastern Shore, where synapses and teeth are in notoriously short supply.
“Ted Kennedy’s Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun”
If you look closely his license plate holder reads: “My other ride is a 12 year-old boy I have locked up in my basement.”
Hooray For Anything: The only reason the fetus-huggers are ‘brave’ enough to do that is because god (and likely a concealed weapon) is on their side.
Rule of Thumb:
If you have more than two bumper stickers on your car, you’re a loser.
Nobody cares, people just want to pass you so they can get a good look at your dumb ass.
One more thing….I’d be happy to plow into the back of his rig hard enough to have Palin riding shotgun.
Hooray For Anything: Yes but that would be death sentence.
Actually, let them go there. I’m sick of them being alive.
I’m glad I read the previous comments first. I really thought it said “Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people then my God.”
Which I thought was crass. You shouldn’t make fun of people with brain cancer. Yes, God has brain cancer now.
Hooray For Anything: I actually have a lot of respect for the Pro Lifers who march in SF because…
Really? Every dimwitted right-wing group decides they are going to protest in San Francisco to “send a message.” Afterwards they hold a tiny rally where they circle-jerk themselves into believing that their voices ‘were heard’ and their protest will lead to change.
Sanctimonious, self-delusion at its greatest. But thanks for hotel and restaurant revenues, wingnuts.
“My other ride is Todd Palin”
These Republican NRA hunters are the best proof against evolution. They vote for the same idiots, like Palin, who consider it their national duty to bulldoze and destroy every last bit of wildlife habitat in the country. At the same time, they consider their worst enemy to be the CommieCrat who wants to keep their stupid duck hole from being paved over. I hate them with a burning passion of a pulsar spewing gamma radiation and frying entire galaxies of dumb.
I saw a fun bumper sticker that Palin would enjoy: “Chastity is for lovers.” If only she had plastered that on Bristol’s forehead. Or elsewhere.
Mustang: You probably don’t even have to go that far. Did the Honda driver buy the gun new or “slightly used” from some highly reputable gun store in Baltimore?
Guppy06: It’s previous owner was a little old lady who only used it on weekends, to hold up liquor stores.
spencer: Or “Laura Bush’s Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun”
Lascauxcaveman: Sarah looks so hawt in that flag bikini holding a rifle poolside.
“Why, thank ya!” *wink*
Mustang: “Heart disease has killed more people than my toaster.”
Ha! Funny WIN. More in this vein, please. Also please.
Who knew Trig could drive!