MY RIDE'S HERE  7:00 am February 25, 2009

Obama’s Limos Fill Up At Unromantic Local Gas Station

by Ken Layne

My baby drove up in a brand new Cadillac! Yes she did!
Wonkette operative “Josh” snapped this picture of your president’s luxury car brigade outside his building last night: “Obama’s limos just filled up at the shitty BP by my apartment,” he writes. “At 13th & N NW. Usually the redoubt of hookers and bums. They filled up premium and boy does that beast rumble!”

 

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{ 34 comments }

Cape Clod February 25, 2009 at 7:09 am

Someday, they will build a holy shrine on that spot.

Foreclosure Help February 25, 2009 at 7:19 am

With the oil prices having gone down so much…I think the President can afford this luxury!

Lionel Hutz Esq. February 25, 2009 at 7:24 am

Say what you will about Bush, but at least he kept his crack and hooker runs quiet.

Lionel Hutz Esq. February 25, 2009 at 7:27 am

Probably just a late night cigarette run.

BillyClubb February 25, 2009 at 7:44 am

…and boy does that beast rumble.

Oh brother, here we go with the “Obama is the Antichrist” stuff again.

ranson February 25, 2009 at 7:50 am

I’ve lived right next door to this gas station in the Iowa condo tower for over a year, and I pass it while running to and from the gym every night after 9pm. I haven’t once seen a hooker, but will attest to the bums hanging out here (just like everywhere else in DC). Honestly there just aren’t that many gas stations in DC; off-hand I can think of maybe 2 others in NW DC that are within a mile of the WH (18+S, 15+U).

Edywin February 25, 2009 at 8:03 am

Nothing like a taking a big dump, buying a slurpee and having a cig on the front curb before getting back into your sleek ride and heading down the highway. Thats the kind of focking president I want. No shit man.

Bruno February 25, 2009 at 8:27 am

BP? – why does Obama give guv’ments money to foreigns?

WagTehGod February 25, 2009 at 8:28 am

Maybe he was just visiting his Muslim cousin that owns that gas station?

Bruno February 25, 2009 at 8:30 am

Or they fell for the ruse that BP stands for Beyond Petrolium and they are buying green, hope filled fuel

Canmon (the Inadequate) February 25, 2009 at 8:48 am

[re=252086]Bruno[/re]: I would’ve expected him to use Hugo Chavez’s Citgo.

JGB February 25, 2009 at 8:49 am

Is that considered Shaw? Gotta be close, huh?

Tommy Says Soooo February 25, 2009 at 8:52 am

A pack of Newports, some orange pop, and a Notorious BIG air freshener….I better see that line-itemed on recovery.gov.

WalnutsThePlumber February 25, 2009 at 8:58 am

damn, that’s the end of my block!

they would have benefited from a gas tax holiday.

rocktonsammy February 25, 2009 at 9:04 am

That BP has a sale on pork rinds and Colt 45 40 oz.

Dean Booth February 25, 2009 at 9:07 am

Did you take this picture from the grassy knoll? Why weren’t you tackled by the secret service?

WadISay February 25, 2009 at 9:20 am

That’s John McCain crouching behind a parked car, saying over and over, “Those should have been mine.”

totoro February 25, 2009 at 9:56 am

Tommy Says Soooo, are you saying the Obama’s are too jumped up for grape soda now?

Truculent February 25, 2009 at 10:02 am

Be sure to get a picture when the War Wagon goes to Jiffy Lube for an oil change

DCTexan February 25, 2009 at 10:04 am

I loved down the street from this gas station for nearly 5 years. The secret service has always filled up here.

Tommy Says Soooo February 25, 2009 at 10:19 am

[re=252147]totoro[/re]: When you order the filet-o-fish you get the orange soda. McDonald’s is punks for not offering grape.

Guppy06 February 25, 2009 at 10:31 am

“Unromantic?” Why, the tipster even pointed out that romance was for sale at this gas station!

I think this Executive Fuel Station needs to be blingee’d.

Iggy Plop February 25, 2009 at 10:43 am

Love that alt text – balls to you big daddy. (She ain’t coming back to me.)

ToeCramps February 25, 2009 at 10:59 am

[re=252164]DCTexan[/re]: You “loved” down the street? Is this a diamond whore reference? I would say you are the expert of fill ups – you gettin your fill ups down the street while the Preznit gets his! You should be in the cabinet! Awesome!

frumious_bandersnatch February 25, 2009 at 11:00 am

It seems overly simplistic to point out that hookers and bums need hope too. Also beef jerky.

mr guy February 25, 2009 at 11:16 am

are those two dodge vipers parked outside the gas station?

The Cold Sea February 25, 2009 at 11:59 am

Josh lives in those fancy Eye-talian condos accross the street from the BP. No hobo beans for “Josh.”

sarahconnor February 25, 2009 at 12:18 pm

I would have loved to see Mr. President roll down his window and shout, “and get me my mother fuckin’ KOOLS!”

recharged95 February 25, 2009 at 12:30 pm

[re=252081]ranson[/re]: 2am… also at 5am, as they catch the b-line to Charles county.

liquiddaddy February 25, 2009 at 12:37 pm

“Filled” up with “premium”?????????? Whores?

Cy_Guy February 25, 2009 at 1:40 pm

BRITISH Petroleum? What’s wrong with AMERICAN Petroleum? Next stop, Venezuelan-owned CITGO I bet.

Jukesgrrl February 25, 2009 at 4:17 pm

You mean our Energy CEO President Bush didn’t put his own private pump with free gas at the White House? FAIL.

wander_lust February 25, 2009 at 11:48 pm

i have BEEN TO THIS GAS STATION, MANY A TIME! oh to be in His presence…

Bearbloke February 26, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Obama’s crew was gassing up after a trip to “regulate” a certain punk-ass Repug columnist..

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