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Obama’s Limos Fill Up At Unromantic Local Gas Station

My baby drove up in a brand new Cadillac! Yes she did!
Wonkette operative “Josh” snapped this picture of your president’s luxury car brigade outside his building last night: “Obama’s limos just filled up at the shitty BP by my apartment,” he writes. “At 13th & N NW. Usually the redoubt of hookers and bums. They filled up premium and boy does that beast rumble!”


7:00 AM on Wed February 25 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. Cape Clod says at 7:09 am, February 25th, 2009

    Someday, they will build a holy shrine on that spot.

  2. Foreclosure Help says at 7:19 am, February 25th, 2009

    With the oil prices having gone down so much…I think the President can afford this luxury!

  3. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 7:24 am, February 25th, 2009

    Say what you will about Bush, but at least he kept his crack and hooker runs quiet.

  4. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 7:27 am, February 25th, 2009

    Probably just a late night cigarette run.

  5. BillyClubb says at 7:44 am, February 25th, 2009

    …and boy does that beast rumble.

    Oh brother, here we go with the “Obama is the Antichrist” stuff again.

  6. I’ve lived right next door to this gas station in the Iowa condo tower for over a year, and I pass it while running to and from the gym every night after 9pm. I haven’t once seen a hooker, but will attest to the bums hanging out here (just like everywhere else in DC). Honestly there just aren’t that many gas stations in DC; off-hand I can think of maybe 2 others in NW DC that are within a mile of the WH (18+S, 15+U).

  7. Nothing like a taking a big dump, buying a slurpee and having a cig on the front curb before getting back into your sleek ride and heading down the highway. Thats the kind of focking president I want. No shit man.

  8. BP? - why does Obama give guv’ments money to foreigns?

  9. WagTehGod says at 8:28 am, February 25th, 2009

    Maybe he was just visiting his Muslim cousin that owns that gas station?

  10. Or they fell for the ruse that BP stands for Beyond Petrolium and they are buying green, hope filled fuel

  11. Canmon (the Inadequate) says at 8:48 am, February 25th, 2009

    Bruno: I would’ve expected him to use Hugo Chavez’s Citgo.

  12. Is that considered Shaw? Gotta be close, huh?

  13. Tommy Says Soooo says at 8:52 am, February 25th, 2009

    A pack of Newports, some orange pop, and a Notorious BIG air freshener….I better see that line-itemed on recovery.gov.

  14. WalnutsThePlumber says at 8:58 am, February 25th, 2009

    damn, that’s the end of my block!

    they would have benefited from a gas tax holiday.

  15. rocktonsammy says at 9:04 am, February 25th, 2009

    That BP has a sale on pork rinds and Colt 45 40 oz.

  16. Dean Booth says at 9:07 am, February 25th, 2009

    Did you take this picture from the grassy knoll? Why weren’t you tackled by the secret service?

  17. That’s John McCain crouching behind a parked car, saying over and over, “Those should have been mine.”

  18. Tommy Says Soooo, are you saying the Obama’s are too jumped up for grape soda now?

  19. Truculent says at 10:02 am, February 25th, 2009

    Be sure to get a picture when the War Wagon goes to Jiffy Lube for an oil change

  20. I loved down the street from this gas station for nearly 5 years. The secret service has always filled up here.

  21. Tommy Says Soooo says at 10:19 am, February 25th, 2009

    totoro: When you order the filet-o-fish you get the orange soda. McDonald’s is punks for not offering grape.

  22. “Unromantic?” Why, the tipster even pointed out that romance was for sale at this gas station!

    I think this Executive Fuel Station needs to be blingee’d.

  23. Iggy Plop says at 10:43 am, February 25th, 2009

    Love that alt text - balls to you big daddy. (She ain’t coming back to me.)

  24. ToeCramps says at 10:59 am, February 25th, 2009

    DCTexan: You “loved” down the street? Is this a diamond whore reference? I would say you are the expert of fill ups - you gettin your fill ups down the street while the Preznit gets his! You should be in the cabinet! Awesome!

  25. frumious_bandersnatch says at 11:00 am, February 25th, 2009

    It seems overly simplistic to point out that hookers and bums need hope too. Also beef jerky.

  26. are those two dodge vipers parked outside the gas station?

  27. The Cold Sea says at 11:59 am, February 25th, 2009

    Josh lives in those fancy Eye-talian condos accross the street from the BP. No hobo beans for “Josh.”

  28. sarahconnor says at 12:18 pm, February 25th, 2009

    I would have loved to see Mr. President roll down his window and shout, “and get me my mother fuckin’ KOOLS!”

  29. recharged95 says at 12:30 pm, February 25th, 2009

    ranson: 2am… also at 5am, as they catch the b-line to Charles county.

  30. liquiddaddy says at 12:37 pm, February 25th, 2009

    “Filled” up with “premium”?????????? Whores?

  31. BRITISH Petroleum? What’s wrong with AMERICAN Petroleum? Next stop, Venezuelan-owned CITGO I bet.

  32. Jukesgrrl says at 4:17 pm, February 25th, 2009

    You mean our Energy CEO President Bush didn’t put his own private pump with free gas at the White House? FAIL.

  33. wander_lust says at 11:48 pm, February 25th, 2009

    i have BEEN TO THIS GAS STATION, MANY A TIME! oh to be in His presence…

  34. Bearbloke says at 2:28 pm, February 26th, 2009

    Obama’s crew was gassing up after a trip to “regulate” a certain punk-ass Repug columnist..

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