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My baby drove up in a brand new Cadillac! Yes she did!
Wonkette operative “Josh” snapped this picture of your president’s luxury car brigade outside his building last night: “Obama’s limos just filled up at the shitty BP by my apartment,” he writes. “At 13th & N NW. Usually the redoubt of hookers and bums. They filled up premium and boy does that beast rumble!”

  • Cape Clod

    Someday, they will build a holy shrine on that spot.

  • Foreclosure Help

    With the oil prices having gone down so much…I think the President can afford this luxury!

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Say what you will about Bush, but at least he kept his crack and hooker runs quiet.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Probably just a late night cigarette run.

  • BillyClubb

    …and boy does that beast rumble.

    Oh brother, here we go with the “Obama is the Antichrist” stuff again.

  • ranson

    I’ve lived right next door to this gas station in the Iowa condo tower for over a year, and I pass it while running to and from the gym every night after 9pm. I haven’t once seen a hooker, but will attest to the bums hanging out here (just like everywhere else in DC). Honestly there just aren’t that many gas stations in DC; off-hand I can think of maybe 2 others in NW DC that are within a mile of the WH (18+S, 15+U).

  • Edywin

    Nothing like a taking a big dump, buying a slurpee and having a cig on the front curb before getting back into your sleek ride and heading down the highway. Thats the kind of focking president I want. No shit man.

  • Bruno

    BP? – why does Obama give guv’ments money to foreigns?

  • WagTehGod

    Maybe he was just visiting his Muslim cousin that owns that gas station?

  • Bruno

    Or they fell for the ruse that BP stands for Beyond Petrolium and they are buying green, hope filled fuel

  • Canmon (the Inadequate)

    [re=252086]Bruno[/re]: I would’ve expected him to use Hugo Chavez’s Citgo.

  • JGB

    Is that considered Shaw? Gotta be close, huh?

  • Tommy Says Soooo

    A pack of Newports, some orange pop, and a Notorious BIG air freshener….I better see that line-itemed on

  • WalnutsThePlumber

    damn, that’s the end of my block!

    they would have benefited from a gas tax holiday.

  • rocktonsammy

    That BP has a sale on pork rinds and Colt 45 40 oz.

  • Dean Booth

    Did you take this picture from the grassy knoll? Why weren’t you tackled by the secret service?

  • WadISay

    That’s John McCain crouching behind a parked car, saying over and over, “Those should have been mine.”

  • totoro

    Tommy Says Soooo, are you saying the Obama’s are too jumped up for grape soda now?

  • Truculent

    Be sure to get a picture when the War Wagon goes to Jiffy Lube for an oil change

  • DCTexan

    I loved down the street from this gas station for nearly 5 years. The secret service has always filled up here.

  • Tommy Says Soooo

    [re=252147]totoro[/re]: When you order the filet-o-fish you get the orange soda. McDonald’s is punks for not offering grape.

  • Guppy06

    “Unromantic?” Why, the tipster even pointed out that romance was for sale at this gas station!

    I think this Executive Fuel Station needs to be blingee’d.

  • Iggy Plop

    Love that alt text – balls to you big daddy. (She ain’t coming back to me.)

  • ToeCramps

    [re=252164]DCTexan[/re]: You “loved” down the street? Is this a diamond whore reference? I would say you are the expert of fill ups – you gettin your fill ups down the street while the Preznit gets his! You should be in the cabinet! Awesome!

  • frumious_bandersnatch

    It seems overly simplistic to point out that hookers and bums need hope too. Also beef jerky.

  • mr guy

    are those two dodge vipers parked outside the gas station?

  • The Cold Sea

    Josh lives in those fancy Eye-talian condos accross the street from the BP. No hobo beans for “Josh.”

  • sarahconnor

    I would have loved to see Mr. President roll down his window and shout, “and get me my mother fuckin’ KOOLS!”

  • recharged95

    [re=252081]ranson[/re]: 2am… also at 5am, as they catch the b-line to Charles county.

  • liquiddaddy

    “Filled” up with “premium”?????????? Whores?

  • Cy_Guy

    BRITISH Petroleum? What’s wrong with AMERICAN Petroleum? Next stop, Venezuelan-owned CITGO I bet.

  • Jukesgrrl

    You mean our Energy CEO President Bush didn’t put his own private pump with free gas at the White House? FAIL.

  • wander_lust

    i have BEEN TO THIS GAS STATION, MANY A TIME! oh to be in His presence…

  • Bearbloke

    Obama’s crew was gassing up after a trip to “regulate” a certain punk-ass Repug columnist..

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