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The night ‘o liveblogging continues with this, your post-post Obama semi-State of the Union liveblog. And how about that Bobby Jindal? Sunday School will never be the same, right? (GOOD THING ADULTS DON’T GO TO SUNDAY SCHOOL.) What a dork! Anyway, your Liveblogging Part One and Part Two and Part Three and Part Four can be found by clicking those very words, to help the economy. And now let’s watch the lamers talk about whatever they talk about, how Obama failed, etc.
10:49 PM — So Little Bobby J’s whole speech was about how America’s best days are behind us, etc.? He just reads whatever anybody hands him, regardless of the actual president’s speech? Oh he will become a Republican star.
10:50 PM — Barbara Boxer is on Olbermann, jabbering. “He didn’t use a lot of … fancy words. Not, cute language ….” Wha?
10:52 PM — OMG there is a Hot Rumor that the Obama plan to withdraw from Iraq may take Nineteen months instead of the Campaign Promise of Sixteen months. HE IS A REPUBLICAN IN ALL WAYS A TOTAL SELLOUT THAT IS 90 DAYS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT.
10:56 PM — Speaking of Jindal, a crazy person sent us the following email tonight:
I have been wondering about something Bobby Jindal said about his birth and his parents. His mother was pregnant when she came to LSU to get a graduate degree, and then stupid wikipedia claims that:
> Piyush Jindal (pronounced /ˈdʒɪndəl/) was born on June 10, 1971 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, to Punjabi Indian immigrants Amar and Raj Jindal, who had recently arrived for Amar to attend graduate school at Louisiana State University.[1] His father, Amar, left India and his ancestral family village of Khanpura in 1970 and his parents took their citizenship oaths later that year to become naturalized citizens.
Naturally, because it’s wikipedia, the citation for the “citizenship oath” does not actually say anything about any oaths or immigration status.
So I started wondering: was his mother here on a non-immigrant, student-type visa? Because there is a bill before the Texas House right now that wants to make it so that the children of non-immigrant women — “illegals”, in the author’s mind — are not actually U.S. Citizens. He also stated that he wants it to “go all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court.”
Now, if this bill had the effect of killing Jindal’s chances for the presidency, well that would just rule.
Whatever, communist! SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
10:57 PM — We’ve talked about all the congresslibruls who got there at 8 a.m. to get a seat, right? “It’s like waiting all day for Madonna tickets,” says Anderson Cooper, who obviously does this for every single Madonna tour.
10:59 PM — Now Howard Fineman is attacking (praising) Obama for not using “big language” tonight.
11:00 PM — Ha, but everyone agrees Jindal is a dim twat.
11:02 PM — CNN is just running the speech again. Good work, CNN! You people were driving yourselves nuts with that jabbering, too.
11:04 PM — But wait, Candy Crowley has a FLASH POLL! How did the doomed young president make out tonight?! Hahahahahaha 68% “very postive,” 24% “somewhat positive,” and just 8% being negative nancies.
11:05 PM — 82% approve of the economic plan Obama announced, but Candy wants you to know that this poll only involved people who, you know, saw the speech.
11:06 PM — How are the MARKETS doing? Let’s have a Bloomberg Business Minute.
11:06 PM — “Asian stocks rally from a five-year low.”
11:07 PM — Ha ha, polite David Gergen calls Jindal’s response a total fail, “with all due respect.”
11:18 PM — Well everybody is pretty tapped out.
11:20 PM — Need more Pinot Noir. (That rhymed!)
11:29 PM — Ed Rollins on CNN notes that whatever loser gets the response is basically never heard of again. “Let’s just say it was a good night for Sarah Palin.” Yeah, cuz Todd brought home Taco Bell!
11:39 PM — And it’s all late-night commercials and bullshit now, which is why we never turn on the teevee unless there’s some Historical Liveblogging Situation, so good night, friends, and thank you for spending Hopey Speech to Congress with your Wonkette, and leaving about a thousand crazy comments, you are all awesome, take some aspirin and drink a big glass of water, the end.
Wake me when Bobby’s won a primary & a general election. THEN I’ll give a shit about anything he says.
last 7 minutes of the Office . gotta detox. peace and love sheeple.
I just wanna get this on the record. Y’know that hovertrain linking Disneyland with pr0n Disneyland? The one Republicans have been hatin’ on as of late…
IT’S SPONSORED BY TWO (2) REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS.
How rad is 2012 going to be? Obama is going to mop the floor — the fucking country’s fucking floor — with Bobby “Bobby” Jindal.
PLEASE don’t generalize from Jindal to all Indians. We’re not all dorky losers, I swear!
p.s.: after I recover from my Blingee induced seizure.
GOP: “This little brown motherfucker is exactly what we need. He talks like us, walks like us. He converted to Christianity for fuck’s sake. I can’t wait to call him when we need the computer fixed! Haw haw.. Will he answer the phone in a botched English accent?” Haw Hawwwww!
OMG SHE’S GOT A RABID LOOSIANA RACOON ON HER HEAD!!!!!!11!
Tell us the one about the sheriff again, Bobby, but this time act it out a bit more.
jagorev: aaahh. busted.
And l lerve your curries!!!!!!
Oh God– can you imagine the aural torture of a Palin/Jindal ticket? Will drive me to Van Gogh my ears.
Psst! Psst! Hey! Jindal is the future of the Republican party! Pass it on!
A couple of the Freepers discuss the implications:
“****Sarah’s star just got a lot brighter.****
I agree. She might be the only elected republican who can talk and keep people awake at the same time. ”
Oh. My.
According to Greta’s show…people with meters were most enthusiastic when Obama was talking about torturing CEOs.
Pitchfork futures looking good, people.
Jonny Lieberman: I’m hoping for Romney/Jindal 2012. Then the right can spontaneously combust under the possibility of a Mormon-Catholic regime in Washington…
It’s gonna be a rock show.
wheelie: I think the Republican Party still wants George to tell them about the rabbits..
Baby Bobby is a dumb ass no wonder kids picked on him in school.
Off topic: That pic you got with this post just gave my cat a seizure. Thanks……Oh now she is chocking on her tongue.
Also, how grumpy is Bill Clinton tonight?
Well I sure hope that someone points out that Jindal is accepting over 90% of that stimulus money that is “larded with waste”. Maybe he plans on using the lard for making beignets?
And might I just add a little historical memory…
I THINK THIS POTUS IS READY FROM DAY ONE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
And now . . . The Daily Show begins.
I keep hearing “laying broadband” and imagining fucking a trunk-line. For Pay.
Now that’s change we can believe in.
When Cool Wuz King!
Prez=Sinatra
Joe=Dean
Pelosi=Judy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bpuoS-icGY&feature=related
“President Jindal”? Piyush-tosh!
Never mind, I just realized “Daily Show” is pre-taped. CRAPNABBIT!
Cantor is on with Hannity.
Cantor has a man crush on Obama and Hannity is PISSED.
Briefly, for about 10 seconds, Bobby’s Wiki entry said, “He sometimes goes by his nickname, Curry Scrotum.” I swear to God. It was gone before my DH could even pull it up. God love those Wiki-updater-people.
Does the capital mall face mecca? DOES IT?
Cicada: Mmm. Jindal the Cuban likes lard… for making bread.
Warning: Blingee may induce seizures
How come no smokey in blingee?
Candy Crowley is apologizing for the fact that the live poll is only of persons who saw the speech.
I move to change Congressman Cantor’s name to Virginia. Is there a second?
Gergen:
“I don’t think the Repugs found their way back with the Bobby Windel Speech!” Yarrrrrragggggghhhhhhh!
dmdlnt: “Curry Scrotum” < “Vampire Cunt”
jagorev: Oh, Jindal can’t blame his ethnicity for his loserdom. He’s just a twit.
I am finally watching Jindal… you bastards who were able to see it earlier ARE DONE. YOU CANT GO OUT TO THE WATER WITHOUT INSURANCE. HE IS AN INDIAN HERO TO ALL OF THE DEEP SOUTH(?1???)
I just had a scary thought. Remember when you first saw George W. Bush on the teevee, and you dismissed him as an unaccomplished dopey twit? Yeah.
I saw some discussion of Bobby Jindal as Kenneth from 30 Rock. I agree, but with a slight modification. Does anyone remember that episode of Always Sunny when Mac and Dennis, in revolutionary times, replace their teeth with wooden ones, just like George Washington? If Kenneth had wooden teeth and just took a hit off of an ether rag, and was Indian, that would be Bobby Jindal.
Roland Martin: “Getcha own plan, bitch!”
hockeymom: Hannity said he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Instead, his whine factor went up ten notches.
Andersen Cooper just outed himself on teevee by making a reference to Madonna concerts. Stereotyping? Me? Whaaa?
“I have too much artistic integrity to keep this to myself, some of these moves were borrowed from the nutcracker”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PF4JF6TOcs
“BJ” / Kenneth the Page?!?
Hannity is after Ben Nelson’s lucky charms.
Here’s a treasury of Kenneth quotes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czIXyofOwUo
Someone mash it up with snippets of the speech, now!
Ken Layne: That’s Republican Leader of the Universe Governor of Louisiana Greatness Booby Jindal sir! Epic master of all things Repubsmutical!
Jindal just said “feed our enemies and protect us at home.”
I hope that wasn’t just an accent thing…
jagorev:
I just had a scary thought. Remember when you first saw George W. Bush on the teevee, and you dismissed him as an unaccomplished dopey twit? Yeah.
Re: Yup, same with Beyond The Palin. Watch out people. The South will rise again if we ain’t careful. If Prez makes more kick a** speeches like that it won’t happen.
Wrong Bobby / Kenneth link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tm3LhlJ8_4
Ken Layne: HE CHAMPIONED EVERY TYPE OF REFORM. LOUISIANA IS FREE FROM CORRUPTION. WE HAVE THE BEST ECONOMY. NEVER FORGET. WE ARE AMERICANS.
“Republicans need to regain your trust (because they are apparently terribly untrustworthy) Did I mention I’m a republican?”
Obama’s speech was great, and didn’t you love the Republicans being forced to get to their feet whenever the standing ovation started on the other side of the room?
According to Jon Stewart, Bobby Jindal is willing to accept a little over 3.7 billion of the 3.8 billion dollars being offered to his state.
To TPTB, yes, adults do go to Sunday School at some churches (First United Methodist Church of Riverside, CA used to have a great one back in the ’80s); sometimes it’s better than the church service. just sayin’.
SNL would have to be run by absolute idiots not to get Jack McBrayer to do a Bobby Jindal skit for them.
I’m glad that I can now pay for gas at the pump and no longer have to go inside to interact with Piyush. Since he turned all Christian and Republican he is totally obnoxious.
Here’s the ‘oh god’ moment. Not my link…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCgmc32guso
junkscience: awesome
from NOW on I am GOING to emPHAsize random SYLabbles, so I CAN sound more like BOBby JinDAL.
JinDAL / Mr HaNEY from GREen ACREs
2012
Ed Rollins said this was a victory tonight for Beyond The Palin. As in Windel’s speech sucked!
junkscience: I knew I heard that!
Also, I just turned on FOX News for a couple of seconds, for morbid curiosity/masochism’s sake, and Hannity was freaking out on Rep. Sestak about the non-existent salt marsh mouse earmark, demanding to know whether it is possible that even a dime of the stimulus might help one mouse. I’m starting to think we can’t take these FOX types seriously…
To TPTB, yes, adults do go to Sunday School at some churches
Not Catholic churches.
Heck, the kids don’t even have Sunday School–you have CCD (Confraternity of Christian Doctrine) classes on a weekday afternoon and you have to go to the regular church on Sunday with your parents, too.
Everyone who thinks “bias” is an adjective needs to be shot.
junkscience:
Tanks! I’m crying laughing! Happy Mardi Gras? Huh? How’s about a big Merry Christmas to your tie?
Peanut Inspector: Not funny-haha, more funny-oh, the NY Post is calling Obama a chimp who should be shot.
opie_jeanne: “(First United Methodist Church of Riverside, CA used to have a great one back in the ’80s); sometimes it’s better than the church service. just sayin’.”
Thanks for making the point. I like to think there are mornings when my class of 4-7 year olds shines with a glow the pastor doesn’t reach in church. (Not true, she’s more liberal than I and a fantastic preacher)
That said, someone needs to spend time in church Sunday Schools leading the chilluns on the path to liberal Democraticism. Since here in OK most of the parents are Republicans, I consider myself a patriot. A subversive one, but a patriot, all the same. I just pray that if by some chance Bill O’Reilly tells them to flood wonkette with posts, they never figure out who Dust Bowl Blues is.
All of you have it wrong! Jindal clearly took diction lessons from the late Mr. Rogers. Jesus people, wake up!
Everybody sing along with Emerson, Lake and Palmer!
You’re up there talking like you’re out of your mind
Your jaws are squawking but you’re wasting your time.
Don’t bring me down, no no no no no,
Just get off the stage
You broke-ass Kenneth the Page
Don’t bring me down.
Don’t bring me down…PIYUSH!
Don’t bring me down…PIYUSH!
Don’t bring me down…PIYUSH!
Don’t bring me down, no, no, no.
willmmmm:
I was thinking Orville Redenbacher. But Mr. Rogers works.
I can’t wait to get a transcript of Father Merrin’s speech, it was so informative… I learned that “Washington” was in charge of the House, Senate, Presidency and Supreme Court for 6-odd years, and that “The Republicans” simply “went along with” “Washington” to lead us all into a giant stinking shithole, but that “The Republicans” really had every single one of Obama’s ideas first, but couldn’t get them to happen… for some reason…
Thanks for clearing that up, Piyush: Next Great Leader Of “The Republicans”!!!
IceCreamEmpress: I’m pretty sure that’s an ELO song… (It is sad that I know this.)
Maybe he was confused and thought he was talking to a Catholic Sunday School class?
Apparently 13-17 year olds did not have a strong opinion on concerns over home ownership and mortgage defaults… thanks CNN!
hockeymom: I read it as “How gropey is Clinton tonight?”, but you can’t blame me, I was thinking Bill.
Atheist Nun: Yes, it’s “Don’t Bring Me Down”. I’m old, too. So sad…
I’m pretty sure that’s an ELO song… (It is sad that I know this.)
Oh, holy crap, you’re right, Atheist Nun. ELO, not ELP. I got the wrong EL band.
dmdlnt: curry scrotum? Thank god for the wonkeratti or I would never be aware of priceless news like this.
Jindal is not a good tactician if he was he would not have agreed to be republican’s sacrificial lamb.
Did anyone notice Chris Mathews say that the Republican’s outsourced their response to Jindal – WTF? That was unfortunate to use on someone of Indian origin.
Bobby Fucking Jindal is the best the Republicans have got? What total hole have they fallen into?
I’m sure everyone’s gone, but I have to say this: Republicans are so full of shit. Palin gives a speech on education and the developmentally disabled, supposedly her strong suit because of her look-I-didn’t-abort-this-retard baby and badmouths funding for research that’s provided the latest breakthrough on autism. “French fruit flies. I am not making this up.”
Jindal chooses volcano monitoring which, to people in WA, OR, AK and Hawaii is as important as fucking hurricane science.
Where do these people get their talking points? George Bush? Is that moron ghost writing all this shit?
The end. Good night. And to Ken, You’re welcome.
Tonight I love Wonkette so much I’ll click on some dumb ads to my left here.
jagorev: Dandi Piyush! Dur fitte munh!
DoctorCulturae: But is he articulate and bright and clean enough? Somebody wake Biden and ask…
Jindals voice: Deputy Dawg.
that cartoon dog. Knew I heard that voice before & finally figured it out.
Between the candy cane tie and the speech cadence I thought he read less Kenny from 30 Rock and more Buddy from Elf.
Call me paranoid, but did Jindals voice not sync with his lips. Is he an disney creation? Or did he go to DJ school. What is up with that? Where did he get that accent, it wasn’t from home.
IceCreamEmpress: The child-of-the-70s in me is thinking you are paraphrasing ELO no ELP.
Piker.
No = not. I tend to lose my T’s at night. It’s a bourbon thing.
Poor, sweet, stupid Bobby Jindal. He was basically like, “Hey America, I’m brown too, did ya hear? I’m non-threatening! Born of immigrants! America is cool. Taxes are bad.” The whole time I’m thinking, I don’t know that Louisiana is the first state (or even the 40th) that comes to mind when we think about fiscal responsibility, successful government, or I dunno, competence? It’s Fat Tuesday though, shouldn’t he be drinking? Some Louisiana Governor he is.
The child-of-the-70s in me is thinking you are paraphrasing ELO no ELP.
Piker.
Yes, yes. That’ll learn me to do song parodies after playing the drinking game.
And I’m 44, so I should know better!
I can’t WAIT for this week’s SNL send-up. They should just invite Kenneth the Page guy, smear some of that shit on him that Fred Armisen uses, and have him deliver Jindal’s exact speech, with all the gestures and emphasis copied. Everyone will pee themselves laughing.
Bobby Jindal is the new Al Gore, personality wise.
Tonight shows that Gene Roddenberry had good reason to base the Borg on Republicans. also.
El Pinche: LOLcats, too. “Doodz, we haz a brown, also! Can haz prezzidensiti nao?”
Jaan Pehechan Ho,
Jeena Aasaan Ho,
Jindal Attempta Saan Ho
Piyush Dil Ko “Bobby”
Screecha Type Epic Fail..
Bobby, clasp your hands either in front of your or behind your damned back when you get up to speak. Do not use them as speech aids.
What an annoying voice… or is it his delivery? Dunno, but his hands were distracting.
Texan Bulldoggette: IceCreamEmpress: Lascauxcaveman: Cheap Satin Jackets and Visors for everybody!
I hereby dedicate ELO’s maudlin masterpiece Telephone Line to Boobski Gin-Dial! You know, since nobody is ever going to call him again after that rancid speech.
jagorev: Yes you all are! Own it, love it!
Heckuva job, Bobbie.
Jindal is going to be the Republican standard bearer in 2012
and 2016
and 2020
and 2024
and 2028.
Then Twig Palin will come along.
I feel like I shouldn’t be throwing stones, since I remember all-too-vividly when Gore and Kerry were all we had to offer, but…maybe I could throw a brick instead? A cow pie?
dmdlnt: they forgot his middle name - Curry Kenneth Scrotum (Jr., III)
Peanut Inspector: As the old saying goes, “When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging!” But the can’t. They just can’t help themselves. House and Senate 100% Democratic in 2010.
“What a dork!”
I wish someone had run out at the end of his speech to give Jindal a wedgie, wet willie, or perhaps a dreaded rear admiral!
Press Release: Open Letter to First Lady from an Obama Mama/ or, I can’t get my Republican Governor to even care!
Feb. 24, 2009, Faith Pau’lele, e-mail: faith.hawaii@yahoo.com
Dearest Mother of ‘Our’ White House and Bless You All for giving me this feeling!
My President is showing the Country that it is about individuals not political or financial - mass held beliefs. President Obama, My President, will call on each of us by name to account, not for our philosophy but for our actions. I am writing you, dear First Lady, because I have written everyone else, including your very busy husband, as I again will send this to all who will receive it. Bear with me as I will try to limit, all my attempts, to just one chance, fast and in a readable newsy-way. Because my goal is to Be Heard about issues which my soul constantly sobs about…
This is a prayer to anyone who will listen; Please stop my Republican Governor from appealing the Judgment of the Highest Court of Hawaii to the US Supreme Court tomorrow. Gov. Linda Lingle wants the power to SELL Hawaiian-Trust Lands, she calls them ‘ceded’. Hawaii’s Supreme Court ruled the Government should wait until all the Hawaiians’ land claims are heard. Linda can’t wait. Even darker is the concern she is trying to break the entire Hawaiian ‘Inheritance’ that is still left. Like Hawaiian Language Schools, or Gathering Rights.
I do not expect the oil white men in wigs in Congress to understand, just as I expect the African Americans will never get their 40 acres and a mule. (Where’s Pres. Obama’s State Monument to his Log Cabin in Hawaii?) The Mainlanders won’t even get Hawaii straight on the national weather maps, much less understand the history of how only a few decades ago America (7 white men, one of them named Dole) annexed all the Hawaiian Islands to the US. How the Hawaiian Queen commanded her people not to fight. Maybe if it had been bloody, like the Native American’s, it would have been taught in school, how brave our soldiers were. The Queen didn’t want the Hawaiians that were left to die in war.
Understanding this history is important. The Queen was a mother, just like you Mrs. Obama, just like me. 70% of the Hawaiian Population was killed by disease when the missionaries 1st came here. The HAWAIIAN LANGUAGE was OUTLAWED. The Hawaiian Priests and Priestesses were killed or jailed; their traditional spiritual dance was outlawed, turned into today’s hula. The Queen had become an educated woman; she believed the promises of the legal system of the white man. She wrote a will, she petitioned Washington and its Presidents until the day she died.
What the Supreme Court needs to know is… The Hawaiian’s linage, birth certificates, heritage was a chanted prayer each child learned in his turn. Never written down! ORAL HISTORY! When the language was outlawed they lost all credentials, all proof of blood, birth and relationship to Queen. Hawaiian’s had no words in their language for ownership of land, the thought of anyone owning land was sacrilege. The Queen left all her land (So generous of the US to give her some, as they plotted and divided the majority for themselves) to the people of Hawaii!! Anyone who has a beating heart cannot misunderstand the intent of the Queens Last Will and Testament!
This remains a battle over blood, and making the Hawaiian’s produce legal facts that have been systematically erased by the same who now are suing for more of what the Hawaiians’ never gave. Gov. Linda Lingle is rushing through a position that if allowed a vote, I believe, the majority of Hawaiian voters, no matter what color or creed or culture, would reject.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT MONEY, THIS IS ABOUT HEART! My Republican Governor has none!
And just to prove it, I summarize all my other letters:
—EDUCATION: Just as sign-ups for free school lunches has shot to almost 98% of all children, Linda has cut those benefits. 3 months ago Linda wanted to close all failing schools to balance her budget. Now suddenly she wants to Take-Over all failing schools after President Obama’s Federal Money appears.
—HEALTH CARE: Linda stopped the Children’s Health Program campaigning with Palin, stating that it didn’t work. Linda wouldn’t fund it. She gave her State of the Union Address and bragged 1st how she cut 50% percent off the children’s welfare rolls. Linda was proud, I cried through the rest of her speech. I know these children, their teeth are rotting out of their mouths and they can look forward to bad heart health because of it.
4 months ago the poorest people over 65 and all the disabled, below the poverty level received a one page letter demanding they choose by Jan. 1st or the state would choose for them, instead of Medicaid an “Ohana” program or an “Ever Care” program. After much research I have learned no one knows anything about what is coming. But the poor know because they have started receiving doctor bills that read like this one, an over 65 man’s example of one office billing…
One Office Visit: 45 mins… $157.18
Medicare payment -33.62
Medicare Adjustment -44.97
Medicaid payment -141.98
Medicaid Payment Adjust 141.98
———————————————
YOU OWE….. $78.59
Welcome my dearest Grams and Gramps, Tutus and anyone disabled through no fault of your own. Those living below the poverty level welcome, to your new insurance, which is none at all. The Doctors are scared they will never get paid the $30 dollars which is their portion if they are on salary at their clinic. The Doctors are in the dark about what is going on and tired of more applications and red tape and paper work, all for the average Hawaiian Salary for Doctors of $34,000 a year. We are losing our Doctors in droves, with no sympathy or help from Lingle, who can afford to fly to the mainland if she needs to. I wonder if singling out the old and disabled only, for these programs, is discriminatory.
—Gov. Lingle refused to help when Dole Pineapple left; kicking 5 Generations of plantation workers off the only land and homes they had ever known. Dole plowed all the Pineapple fields under, so no-one would “profit off the pineapples.
—Gov. Lingle refused to help when Molokai Ranch left and told the residents of that Island now they had to pay for water from them, Gov. Lingle refused to help even when it appeared they would soon be out of water.
—Gov. Lingle just watched as Aloha Airlines Failed.
—Gov. Lingle announces cuts to all charities, and non-profits, education, teachers.
—Gov. Lingle refused our new Presidents invitation to meet him in Washington, Lingle just having returned from campaigning for weeks with Gov. Palin for Vice Pres., said she didn’t think we could afford it! Pres. Obama wrote her a letter and she refused to answer. When asked for shovel ready projects why didn’t she say our Monorail done the way it was promised? Fix our Gas Problems? Instead she plans to TAKE-OVER our failing schools.
Just give the damn money to the Teachers, Schools, Doctors and those living on the streets. Our poor Vietnam Vets living on the beaches, homeless, unrecognizable as former soldiers, lost in a system that won’t admit it’s mistakes.
And stop your appeal to take land from all Hawaiian’s; I am a Hawaiian too, although white, I have a heart. Are you, like all the Republicans, only worried about your political future? Can’t you spend one minute and think who you are hurting with your agenda!
Texas is getting a whole billion more than Hawaii, WHY GOVENOR LINGLE didn’t you ask for us.
Thank you Mrs. Obama, for listening, I hope there is someone you can show this to, who can at least care about what this woman and her politics is doing to the Hawaiians.
Sincerely,
Faith Pau’lele
96778
P.S. I still believe my past e-mailed bailout plan would have worked: Give each Citizen, man woman and child ½ million by check. They take the check to their local GOOD bank and deposit it. The first thing the bank does is send the Federal Treasury that person’s portion of the national debt. Each person then has over 400,000 to pay off their house, buy a new car, pay for their education and invest for the future. The government insures these amounts for two years. Everyone spends their money as they wish. Everyone has the same amount. If you have more debt, or more than one mortgage, well, tough. If you are mad because some families have more kids, thus more stimuli, tough you could have had children too. I believe it would be cheaper and fairer in the long run. Very stimulating. A great Equalizer.
And the Gentlemen that scream at us from the floor of the Stock Market, that it is our entire fault and you won’t bail us out. We are not stupid! Your blame makes me believe you live in ‘at least’ one house, have enough to eat, have health insurance, a pension and make over a ¼ million a year. You might have to pay taxes this year and you are pissed! Tough! Take it like the homeless, elderly, children, single moms and all those in America living in Poverty.
Even Rupert has to apologize today! It is not about Money it is about Heart! And those who don’t have heart will out!
NoWireHangers: Holy Jeebus, you’re right! If he were a real Louisianan-Amurkin, he would be drunk and screaming about tits on this most holy of days.
Peanut Inspector: That would be the bunghole of a certain rotund radio host.