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Here’s your Loyal Opposition, Republican Eric Cantor, just gushing when Obama sort of says, “What is up, Eric.” So, GOP, blushing baby Cantor is your pick to go to WAR with Barack Obama? Jesus fucking christ, maybe next time send somebody who doesn’t swoon when Mr. President looks his way. [YouTube]
Double entendre on both “stimulus” and “package”.
aaaawwww that is sweet
That’s clever PUMA code for, “I wiped a booger on that podium right next to your failing, illegitimate, Stalinist Kenyan hand.”
Eric Cantor is so gay for Obama.
Aw, what the hell am I saying? “Gay for Obama?” He’s just plain gay.
…was he on his knees?
As we say on the southside, what a fucking jagoff.
What color are his knee pads?
Do we all have a new Republican Boyfriend? Is he from real Virginia or the other part?
I was seriously waiting for the …BUT… before he finished talking.
Like when you give some one a performance review: “you have a lot of strong points, XXX, YYY, ZZZ BUT you are lazy, stupid and generally suck.”
Barry can charm the feathers off a chicken.
Godot: I suspect Cantor’s leading the fight against the stimulus package is really just sublimating his struggle to suppress his raging man crush on Obama…
…like Cantor’s the only one…..
AIRLINES ARE SERVING FREE DRINKS AGAIN??!!!
Everyone swoons for Barry given the chance.
I think Cantor was leading the fight against the stim only because he cannot get his hands on Barry’s package.
Eddie Haskell all the way.
All of this DC stimpak nonsense. Is everyone else addicted to Fallout 3?
Sheesh, Barry can barely disguise the contempt in his voice as he says “Eric, you got some thoughts?” and Cantor can’t stop grinning like some 13 year old girl meeting Robert Pattinson for the first time.
See, I read this as Eric Cantor gets Boehner, and I was totally confused, and then I had a sad because there’s something very wrong when you read immature jokes as serious political reporting instead of the other way around.
I knew Eddie Cantor. I worked with Eddie Cantor. Eddie Cantor was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Eddie Cantor.
So you got nothin. “Next!”
Man, Eric, get a room. I gotta say, I love this “Prime Minister Question Time” kinda thing. Hey, old Johnny Mac, whazzup? Steny Hoyer, you old so and so. Just hop up and ask a question here on national teevee. Let’s see what you all think. Man, if he keeps this up, there will be about three Republicans left in Congress. At the end of his speech tomorrow night, he ought to open ‘er up for a few questions. Or, show up during Jindal’s “response” and poke his head in and ask a few questions.
Ithink he just reminds them all of the first page they had…
Toomush Infermashun: It’s that earnest haircut.
OMG he looked at me! /faint
Bruno: Oh hell, how did you get the notes from my performance review??
Hell, just get him baked, and we will have to call him Julio.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Or Seth Rogen
GlennBecksFelch: Heh, that is the main thing I took from that youtube too. US Airways will no longer charge $2 for juice. The recession is over!
Today, we are all gay for Obama.
Mr. President I would like to thank you for “having” us…”
In your dreams, twerp.
Dear Diary:
You’ll never guess what happened today. I was at this news thing with Barry, and I was all ready to call him out for the Nazi Jew Commie Muslim he is, but then he asked me a question, using my first name! I was trying to stay all calm, but inside I was like OMGOMGOMGOMG HE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALLY LIKES ME, but I said my piece and then he TALKED TO ME AGAIN LATER OMG. I tried to hide it but I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH! I just need to get him to break up with that bitch Michelle and then we’ll b 2gether 4eva!
Cicada: Is that why I feel a draft in here?
Shut up, guys! You know if Obama talked to you, you’d, like, get all flustered and awkward and stuff. So just shut up, jerks.
[goes back to drawing hearts and "Mr. Atlas Obama" in swirly font on Trapper Keeper]
smellyal8r: Or James Franco!
It’s a bone-ette not a boner.
OT?: “… Cantor cast a high-profile vote opposing release of another $350 billion in bailout funds. Unpublicized until now was a recent development: The Treasury Department used $267 million of taxpayer funds [in the Bailout Bill] to buy preferred stock in a private banking company that employs Cantor’s wife [ a bank officer]. “ dccc.org/blog/archives/bank_employing_gop_house_leaders_wife_got_bailout_bucks
Répettez, aussi: bone-ette.
Tambien: http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/gop-house-whips-wife-didnt-know-her-b
Eric Canton: “I got up to speak and Obama called on me, then I jizzed in my pants!”
Obama: “Eric, you’ve had your hand up for ten minutes. Talk to me.”
Eric: “….i forgot what i was going to say… OMG, please say my name again…”
SayItWithWookies: that “next” was my favorite part. ALPHA DOG is moving on. he’d pee on Eric if that wouldn’t upset Michelle.
AxmxZ: Methinks Eric might be from the Lindsay Graham wing of the party, knowwhatimsayin?
Obama should put Cantor on the city’s ghost problems stat.
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951bb6e4ab011bc1f70d7700a4
This is totally what Cantor wants to sing to Barry.
Erica is hawt for Barry, you can see it in his beady little quinty eyes.
Speakin’ for the Albama southern folk, all southern men are yearnin’ for what Barry can give ‘em. Deep and hard. They want it. They’re moanin for it..they want it so bad..beggin…in their dreams..oh gawd…oh gawd..give it to me…give me some of your stiumuls package baby, give it to me…
Eric Cant. Or? I think not. Say you all?
S.Luggo: IIRC, someone investigated that branch she works for and it’s pretty much a shell without customers. Sorry, can’t remember the source.
turbo: Eric is hawt about his own Congressional district (the 7th Virginia - George Allen’s former), which is increasing populated by foreigns, joos who read The New Yorker, high school graduates, and people who would not know which end of a deer’s head to stuff into a neighbor’s mailbox. Negroes live in Eric’s district, also.
Schumer + George Allen + the dude who hangs out in the men’s room all day = Eric Cantor
Uncle Glenny: So long as the $267 million in recent, TARP bailout funds to the New York Private Bank and Trust wasn’t wasted. No, really.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/aram-roston/gop-congressman-cantors-w_b_160420.html?page=3&show_comment_id=20081974#comment_20081974
[Eric Cantor’s wife] Diana Cantor works for a private bank subsidiary [of New York Private Bank and Trust], [a subsidiary] that bills itself as a “haven for wealthy individuals and families.”
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“…a great opportunity for us to cum together…”
Um, no Eric dude, I think you were doing all the cumming on your lonesome.
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http://www.ericcantor.com/photoalbums_toppages/holidayparty_12-14-08.html
[Representative] Eric & Diana Cantor’s Holiday Party
The Dominion Club, Glen Allen, Virginia
December 14, 2008
[Slide show]
Eat Your Spam And Goddam Weep, You Lazy Hobos.
I just want to say how much I look forward to working on you I mean working with you in the principled opposition of my sphincter and your Mandingo love tower I mean my party and yours to pound me into blissful anal orgasm I mean solve the nation’s problems…
Woah, “Brown is the Color of My True Love’s Nose”. FIRE THAT MAN FROM THE REPUBLICAN “FISHWIVE’S CLUB”!
Also, you mean he got a BAY-ner.
Holy shit… look at the little smirk on Cantor’s face as he says “very tough choices to make” it’s as if he’s got a visual image of a 90 year-old widow being told the government can no longer afford to pay for her medication and it’s giving him a boner.
Lascauxcaveman: I had to watch the video without sound, and that was my first reaction. OK, my only reaction.
Chi-town_Vinny: I hear ya! Hopey’s from the soutside and what I know is -As we say on the southside - back da fuck up faggot! Hopey could have told him that with a smile!