Wonkette
Hey, uh, well … what the hell is this, anyway? Oh, it’s a “youth reporter,” doing the youth thing! This is what the youths do, when they cover Politics, in the White House. We were pretty certain this was some creepy joke, but … maybe not?
Good lord, kid, please, take off that damned tie, before Rick Santorum forces you to become his child. And, uh … drugs? Try drugs! Start with beer, pot, whatever. Even Nate Silver gets crazy, sometimes. (Maybe?)
Those camera-crew guys are THIS CLOSE to giving you a wedgie, followed by a swirlie. Careful!
Well that was obnoxious.
I feel embarassed for this poor kid.
Czn939: I feel sorry for the stick that is stuck up his butt. Even sticks deserve fresh air some time.
Hey kid, whatja’ do with the money for the stedi-cam?
Why does this dude make “coverage of the Obama administration” sound like the equivalent of frisking the cleaning lady to see if she’s making off with the candlabras? Is this kid’s mission to fill the Tucker Carlson gap? Bigger men than him have failed.
why is Andy Rooney lurking in the background at the beginning? At first I presumed it was a republican member of congress stalking the nice young thing, but they are so hard to catch in the act on camera…
Hey, we shouldn’t make fun of someone for being a tool unless he’s at least 21.
That said, taking yourself too seriously is the anti-youth, and that’s exactly what this guy is doing. Guys like John Stewart and Steve Colbert are loved by young people because they make fun of themselves and are a standard-deviation down in seriousness from the mean. That’s what young people look for in entertainers.
This guy is doing the exact opposite; he’s reminiscent of a child playing grown-up.
Oh look, those camera guys are secretly going “what the eff is that kid doing - who gave him a press pass?” and they’re not hiding it too well.
A triumphant return of Santorum’s son to Washington!
This kid will be soon snapping his thong at people, looking for some action.
No sense of humor. No real emotion at all.
WHAT HAS OBAMA DONE TO OUR NATION’S YOOTS!
I’d like to see Nate Silver get crazy. Shake those algorhythms, baby!
Oh, Jeff Gannon would LOVE to break him in, show him the ropes, put him through his paces, etc etc.
Pizzuti: Exactly. The idea that Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert are 90 years old between them is very weird.
He’s a FOX intern, most def. I feel sorry for him though. He’s not going to get a permanent job unless he gets some giant boobs and long blonde hair.
Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no.
Scoop44: Here’s the awesome camera crew. Good to see ya, guys.
Camera Crew: Yeah, good to see you, too. Say, Scoop, did you know that newbee reporters have to sit in the front row with their pants at their ankles? Straight business.
Scoop44: Well, OK.
Don’t worry, kid. Hanging out with your dudes and smoking weed is always a fallback option.
Isn’t that the DeNiroesque younger Savage brother from Boy Meets World?
TGY: Excuse me, what was that word? What did you say? Did you say “Utes”???
Utes : 13-0 Jobbed out of #1 ranking by the librul media.
Alexander Hefner? Can we call you Hef?
Youth is wasted on the young.–Helen Thomas