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Obama Nationalizes Recovery.com Website

America’s court jester, Joe Biden, brought the laughs again last week when he directed Americans to “Recovery.com” instead of the administration’s actual financial salvation website, Recovery.gov. Old people! They can never figure out the fucking Internet.

But the crushing and all-too-visible anti-market hand of the Obama Administration seized the .com site — which had belonged to an actual for-profit research company — and now Biden’s lie has become truth, as Barack Obama once again changes reality to meet His Needs. [Recovery.com=Recovery.gov]


12:45 PM on Mon February 23 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. Real Talk says at 12:47 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    Alan keys says Obama is going to destroy america and he is a secret muslim who wil make your homes worthless.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqkMfToY9Pk&eurl=http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/&feature=player_embedded

  2. tiny mexican says at 12:50 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    Destroying yet another privately owned start up. Will Obama’s Chicago thug$ stop at nothing.

    btw, JoeThePlumber.com is taking the reverse route and becoming a plumber advertising service. THAT’S the American way.

  3. mullingitover says at 12:51 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    Real Talk: So you mean some day I may be able to afford real estate? That’s it Obama, I will become a muslin for you.

  4. Real Talk: Didn’t Bush already do that?

  5. Tommmcatt says at 12:53 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    I like the graphic accompanying this, it is dadaist in its’ indeciperability and lack of explicit connection to the post.

  6. AngryBlakGuy says at 12:55 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    …when he starts nationalizing the porn sites lemme know.

  7. tiny mexican: Joe the plumber will do literally anything for money.

  8. iwillsavethispatient says at 1:00 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    sezme: Apart from Plumbing, obviously. Unless we’re talking about “the depths”.

  9. Joe is like a verbal Mr. Magoo. Give it up, Joe. The Baby Gloomers are confused enough with the black man in the White House, no need to push them toward a catastrophic synapse failure.

  10. Come here a minute says at 1:04 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    Joe speaks and the internets follow.

  11. freppish says at 1:05 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    all hail comrade obama, must crush capitalism!

  12. tiny mexican: I thought the official site was http://www.secureourdream.com/

    But, as with Cheney, don’t look into his eyes.

  13. hrhkingfriday says at 1:14 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    This is what I tell me boss every day: your perception is my reality. Of course not out loud. Also.

  14. TheHappyPundit says at 1:16 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    The ad under the story currently reads “Christian Mom Makes $5,000 a Month!” Hey, America, all we need to do is click on that banner ad and our economic woes are a thing of the past. You’re welcome. Happypundit/Bristol Palin ‘12

  15. Life imitates art, re the .com site. How much of the stimulus package will we have to pay to GoDaddy for this?

  16. Joe Biden is infallible. Retroactively.

  17. Lucas Burch says at 1:34 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    You mean eminent domain doesn’t apply to web sites?

  18. The Ministry of Truth strikes again! Thanks, Winston–that would have been quite embarrassing!

  19. TheHappyPundit: Bristol Palin is making $5,000/month? How? The only way someone so young, inexperienced, and uneducated could make that kind of dough would be through performing unspeakably vile and filthy acts, like being a commentator on FOX News.

  20. bitchincamaro says at 1:50 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    Well, it’s not really much of a leap from changing water into wine, is it?

  21. Come here a minute says at 1:53 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    JimBob: Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

  22. At least Joe Biden didn’t rickroll America. That would be a hell of a good trick, though.

  23. So White Rabbit = Joe Biden?

    That is so racist!1!

  24. Hey Joe, say something to the effect of “15% of our nation’s electricity already comes from fully renewable sources” and watch Barry scramble.

  25. President Beeblebrox says at 3:38 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    tiny mexican: Joe’s real website looks like it was just revamped. Warning: turn your speakers down because it has an annoying Flash video of Joe talking.

    New JTP tag: “I’m a Joe.” Srsly.

  26. Jukesgrrl says at 5:08 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    jagorev: “Bristol Palin is making $5,000/month? How?” She’s selling the GOP’s clothes on eBay. Those trash bags sent back to Republican HQ are filled with … trash. Bristol FTW!

  27. mylesfromnowhere says at 8:23 pm, February 23rd, 2009

    President Beeblebrox: Today, we can all be Joe. I’m taking Joe the Maggio.

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