Waffles And Grits Allegedly Enjoyed By Some White House Occupant(s?)
Several southern Republican governors, determined to keep their states as impoverished and hopeless as possible, have vowed not to accept at least some portions of the federal government's stimulus money. [ Reuters ]
President Obama commences his fiscal responsibility summit today, in which a half-dozen Republicans will be eaten by lions in front of roaring crowds. [ AP ]
Michelle Obama gave a little tour of the White House kitchen and uttered such wildly circuitous, passively constructed sentences about waffles and grits it was as if Sarah Palin had invaded her body for a moment. Until we see the medical records, we'll never know who eats those waffles and grits. [ Fox News ]
The economic situation will get worse before it gets better, and we won't see 5 percent unemployment until (gulp) 2013. [ AP ]
San Francisco gays don't care about starving slum children in Mumbai, only Sean Penn. [ San Francisco Chronicle ]
Marion Barry continues to improve following his kidney transplant surgery on Friday. [ Washington Post ]