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Well, libtard blogs, you have some explaining to do! Apparently John Gibson did not say anything about Eric Holder’s nethers at all. The audio was doctored by some sick pervert who thought it would be funny to suggest that John Gibson was scrotally obsessed, which he is not. [johnny dollar]
10:12 AM
on Fri February 20 2009
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Sara K. Smith
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Thankfully WE didn’t fall for it.
But… but… but… I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET!!!!!
Dang. This whole story does not say much about Faux or Gibson either as folks assumed that Albino Rat Boy would have said what he did not say. Also.
Fuck you “Johnny Dollar” whoever you are, we are not snarky, we are assfucking libruls.
Well, he was thinking it, so that counts.
What, we’re going to stop believing it simply because it isn’t true? I guess liberals really ARE pussies!
Now Fox gets a pass for at least three free “blacks are monkeys ha ha just kidding” moments.
Well — my apologies to John Gibson and his fuschia testicles.
cal: Unfortunately true.
The clip still said “on lose” instead of “on loose” 2 different times. We can still laugh because we live in a country where the most-watched cable news network can’t spell basic English words, right? Right? That’s still funny, guys, right??
…
Now I’m depressed.
I thought that video looked like it was edited backwards in a mirror.
The audio was doctored by some sick pervert
Did they have to pay Fux any royalty fees for doing that? I believe that’s one of their signature moves.
No Virginia, there are no bright blue scrotums…except on crazed racist monkeys, where they belong.
He was thinking it. I can see it in his eyes.
Red Zeppelin: As my little nephew used to say when he got caught telling stories, “It COULD be true!”
Duh, John knows better than anyone that Eric has a pale, shrunken scrotum reminiscent of Larry Kind before make-up.
Next, the burning of the Reichstag… and then blaming Republicans because everybody just knows they were thinking about it!
WHY IS FOX NEWS BEING NAILED FOR EVERYTHING THEY DO? LEAVE FOX NEWS ALONE!!!!1!
Oh….. my bad.
What about the Fair and Balanced Doctrine?
Dan Rather would be proud.
And I was just about to paint my scrotum blue in solidarity.
Wow– there is actually a pro-Fox News blog. Incredible. I thought I would never be disappointed in the internets again, but there it is. Also.
I take the attitude that the knuckle draggers had towards Clinton (e.g. raped women, murdered 40 people): “If it sound like it could be true then it IS true no matter the evidence.”
Well, I’ll be. It’s about time we did hear about Holder’s bright blue gorilla scrotum after all. Please get on this Foxxx.
… to suggest that John Gibson was scrotally obsessed, which he is not.
If there was ever a time when a sentence cried out for an appended, “I mean, as far as I know …”
Epic fail.
Hey, any chance any of you gullible leftwits might say, “Oops, my bad”, or “I can’t believe I fell for that”, or (really reaching here) “Apologies to John Gibson”?
Or will you just fall back on the loser’s gambit of “OK, but still…”
I know where I’m putting my money.
Really, is there anything you won’t fall for? Oh, right, you love the Obamamessiah. Never mind.
Wow, Wonkette got a mention by johnny dollar. Bet you want to go take a nice hot shower about now.
Rosalindavenue:
Not only a pro-faux news site, but testimonials, also:
“You guys are great!” –David Asman
I wonder if he’s any relation to Jack Mehoff or Mike Hunt.
Dave S.: Hahaha. A rightard coming here asking for intellectual fairness.
So cute. Can we keep him, Ken?
Ooh looky everyone! A troll! One of Them was daring enough to wander over onto Wonkette. Could you guys hold off on the attack a bit while I run and make some popcorn?
Lascauxcaveman:
I’m still waiting to hear the “Whitey” Tape that will sink Barry’s white vote and put McCain into the WH.
Also, just now I was accosted by a black man and he carved a backwards B into my face.
Next you’re going to tell me you can’t fit all three of those pyramids into one National Geographic picture. Is there nothing for us to hold onto?
Dave S.: Are you lost? The interwebs are big and scary so it’s understandable…
ManchuCandidate: What color was his scrotum HAW HAW?!
Dave S.: I’ll apologize to John Gibson after he apologizes for wanting to dig up Ronald Reagan, crawl into his casket and give his soggy, worm-ridden corpse a manly-man BJ. I just hope he doesn’t forget to call “No homo necrophilia,” lest Rick Warren kick him out of Jesusland.
John Gibson is claiming the liberal media are trying to “slime” him, which would be criminal: felony redundancy.
Gibby can still suck a bag of dicks.
The bright blue scrotum thing appeared on Fox, where things do not have to be true. The world is coming to an end and they waste time describing the color of a monkey’s balls and showing a picture of a monkey, but not THE monkey. Johnny Dollar has a blight brue scrotum.
Today we all have bright blue scrotums.
Even though we’re all chicks. Hot snarky slutty chicks who just can’t settle down and be serious, even for a minute.
The problem is none of us could stomach the necessary fact-checking.
She still used “screen saver” incorrectly…
John Gibson is claiming the liberal media are trying to “slime” him
Stop!!! You’re killing me here. Gibby arrived on the scene pre-slimed a long time ago. I notice not one of his cohorts came to his defense by claiming he’d never say anything like that. Even they couldn’t manage a lie that big.
Mr Blifil: I can haz slutty snarky chicks?
Dave S.: You haz a funnie Dave!
Perhaps logic cannot peer through your wingnut lens, but even if some were gullible on this (which I only heard the story after finding out it was fake) it still doesn’t preclude the fact of it being sleazy reporting.
And Dave, please fess up, you’re really transvestite troll David Denby aren’t you? And.
Ken can we keep him please, pretty please!
tears tears tears. there was so much stupid and horrifying in that 35 second clip that we could have mocked, so much time wasted.
pop math quiz: how bad is gibson at his job that the fake one is the more apt transition? your answer must be quantitative not qualitive.
Fuck Fox News and their intentionally switching the party affiliation of certain guests in the past (whoops.) Fuck them and their lying about the stimulus bill (train to vegas, $5billion to ACORN.) Fuck them for employing the sexually-harassing Bill ORLY. Fuck them and their terrorist fist bump and baby mama racist bullshit. Fuck them and their lying about the stimulus saying the government makes all your medical decisions for you now.
I could go on. If anyone deserved to be slimed in this manner it’s Fox News. They intentionally warp the truth, lie about the “Democrat” party, make shit up out of whole cloth about President Obama. If it wasn’t true it might as well have been.
No apology. The truth here is that so many people were prepared to believe it not because we’re out to get Fox News but because they have a pattern of just this kind of behavior. If that bag of dicks-eating johnny dollar has problem with that he can go fuck himself while his mouth-breathing readers fap alone onto their cheetos and then lick their fingers.
hobospacejungle: I don’t understand why you’re so angry. I mean, yeah, I’d get pissed if someone purporting to be a news reporting agency failed to adhere to journalistic standards, but we all know that Fox News, HuffPo, et al, are the magazines you stare at in the checkout aisle…but never buy.
Wait. Eric Holder doesn’t have a bright blue scrotum? Now how the hell am I supposed to tell the various members of the cabinet apart?
Dave S.: Speaking of bright blue scrotums . . .
Ok, I take it back. Fox, I no longer recommend you eat a bag of blue scrotums. Instead, Mr. Bagodicks is ready for consumption as usual.
Something must be wrong. I searched Msr. Dollars site but couldn’t find a single post demanding an apology from Bill O’Rielly for claiming (without any evidence, but it is O’Rielly, so that pretty much goes without saying) that NBC paid the Octomom for her interview.
I’m sure that article will be up shortly on his site.
What a seamless audio insertion. Here’s a link to the preserved fake: LINK
Lionel Hutz Esq.: ….which will followed by the roll out of the Raygun-Dub-Darth Eternal Apology for the Last Eight Years extravaganza.
Of course, if this had been a doctored video of a liberal saying something bad, we’d be hearing about it for months. Rush Limbaugh would play the clip on his show, Sara Palin would somehow claw her way out of Hades and get on TV to repeat it, people would demand to see the transcripts, and when shown them, they would demand to see the REAL transcripts, come on guys.
Obama is a muslim, also.
I thought a “jonny dollar” was a rent boy with very reasonable rates?
“Of course, if this had been a doctored video of a liberal saying something bad, we’d be hearing about it for months. Rush Limbaugh would play the clip on his show, Sara Palin would somehow claw her way out of Hades and get on TV to repeat it, people would demand to see the transcripts, and when shown them, they would demand to see the REAL transcripts, come on guys.”
OK - name a past example. I’ll wait.
“Ooh looky everyone! A troll! One of Them was daring enough to wander over onto Wonkette. Could you guys hold off on the attack a bit while I run and make some popcorn?”
What, can’t do it yourself? Typical lefty - expect someone else to do your work.
Hey, here’s an idea. Why not actually, y’know, respond to the post. Oh, wait, that was my point, wasn’t it - that you chickensh**s couldn’t man up with a simple mea culpa. You didn’t disappoint.
And a further congrats for your lazy assumptions (if there’s anything you can rely on from a lefty besides fact-disdaining stupidity, it’s laziness). I’m a right-wing “wingnut”, huh? So tell me what part of the “vast right-wing agenda” involves atheism and supporting abortion rights and the decriminalization of drugs.
To quote Matt Stone, “I hate conservatives, but I really fu**ing hate liberals.” Well, not hate - I just think you’re all sad little howler monkeys with no trace of intellectual discrimination or basic honor. I mean, really - even the HuffPo howlers managed an apology.
Dave S.: Thanks Dave. The nurse will give you your meds now.
Dave S.: Simma donna, Dave. About that “mea culpa”, let’s take another look at that popcorn misunderstanding, shall we?