Michael Steele To Reinvent GOP With Hip-Hop And Youthiness

GOP Chairman Michael Steele is proving to be pretty goddamn tiresome already and he has been running the party for what, minus five minutes? After explaining to George Stephanopoulos how "jobs" are different from "work," he then gave this big long interview with theWashington Timesthat was likewise so jam-packed with mockable bullshit that it is hard to see what a person with a satirical blog-writing "job" is supposed to do with it.

To wit:

Newly elected Republican National Committee Chairman Michael S. Steele plans an “off the hook” public relations offensive to attract younger voters, especially blacks and Hispanics, by applying the party's principles to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”

The RNC's first black chairman will “surprise everyone” when updating the party's image using the Internet and advertisements on radio, on television and in print, he told The Washington Times.

Of course he doesn't say how exactly he is going to convince a bunch of young black and Hispanic city-dwellers that the party of the white rural South really has their interests in mind (Truck Nutz?), but whatever, you don't need a plan when you are CRAZY.

Also he says this terribly offensive thing about amputees and little people: “we need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.” Why is Michael Steele so full of hate?

 Steele: GOP needs 'hip-hop' makeover [Washington Times]