One of the lesser-known members of President Obama’s cabinet is a young hipster with clever glasses named Peter Orszag. As the budget director, he does things with numbers and money. And he has shown that despite his heavy math nerd cred, he is also capable of conversing with other humans in a pleasant manner, which makes him an invaluable Congressional negotiator. In other words, Peter Orszag is proving to be quite the catch! Except that he already tried to destroy his office.

In it, a small red sofa and two hard wooden armchairs face a marble fire place. When Orszag arrived for his first weekend of work on a snowy January day, there were logs neatly stacked.

“It still seemed a little suspicious. So I lit a piece of paper to see if it vented,” Orszag said. The smoke went up the chimney.

“So then we lit a few logs. It was venting. It was fine,” he said. The only problem: The Secret Service had capped the building’s chimneys. Smoke alarms started going off upstairs, and the building was evacuated.

Let’s clone this guy and use the extra to replace Larry Summers.

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  1. As most people have already noted, this happened on the West Wing. Just how much of this administration is going to mirror that show? Is Michelle injecting steroids into Barry’s bum? Is Rahm an alcoholic? Is Nancy Pelosi John Goodman?

  2. Get a brain, moran.

    I suppose he availed himself of the chamber pot and the bedpan as well, just to allay his natural suspicions. And he probably uses lamb skin condoms, for when the mulled wine and mutton break down the resistance of his quarry.

  3. Or, and this seems more likely, it was the raccoons. Has anyone seen them lately? They could well be conspiring with those renegade beavers that were loose around the Tidal Pool last year.

    Are raccoons and beavers Muslin?

  4. Does this mean I’ve already missed the episode where Obama cusses out the religious right and then tells Dr. Laura to eat a bag of dicks? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for that!

  5. Ah, I don’t know if I can trust a Democrat who hasn’t seen every episode of the West Wing to work in the White House. On the other hand, if that means we have a real Josh (not Sam, please) in the WH and he will relive every Josh storyline in real life, I cannot wait for him to visit his own fan website, call his fans morons and fall in love with his cute assistant while crushing Congressional Republicans day in and day out.

  6. Actually, this reminds me of one of Dave Barry’s greatest one liners–“A Democrat is someone who’ll stop to help you change a tire and end up setting your car on fire.”

  7. I dream of a WBF. Sometimes I have to light some small sticks and papers on fire in a frying pan to relieve the pressure when the burning log video stops working.

  8. [re=246966]PerhapsSo[/re]: you had to go ruin my fantasy, didn’t you? I had wilfully ignored that part! Alright then, this is Josh with a twist, he doesn’t get shot or dye his hair.

  9. Listen, guys. He was just bringing a little hipster Talking Heads reference to the White House. Next thing you know, he’ll be walking around asking everyone, “Qu’est-ce que c’est?”

  10. He didnt start the fire
    It was always burning
    Since the worlds been turning
    He didn’t start the fire
    No he didnt light it
    But he tried to fight it … ad nauseum

  11. I needed a sexy hipster looking picture of this Peter Orszag character, Wonkette, the wikipedia one is BORING.

    (can we scrap the West Wing references and think about if there was a spinoff of just his character and maybe Nate Silver as his sidekick solving political riddles using the numberz?)

  12. Didn’t he get the memo that the sacrifices to Ba’al would be done en masse in the court yard, and that there was no need to do one in his office?

  13. Orszag has pocket-protectors for his pocket-protectors.

    That piece of paper he used to test the chimblee came from the Stimulus Bill. Tough titties, Oklahoma.

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