Known anus Sean Hannity has a new feature on his Fox News television program, Hannity & Death, in which he peels off a piece of a big puzzle every day for Obama’s first 100 days in office. Behind the puzzle is a picture which will — according to the web producer of Hannity’s “The Great American Blog,” which is also a common nom de guerre for Wonkette — “reveal the true Barack Obama underneath.” So it was up for a few days before the entire Internet figured it out. Shocking visual commentary, below!

Here’s a .gif from Something Awful, which has a comical guessing thread up:

Get it? After 100 days, we’ll realize that Barack Obama’s JUST ANOTHER POLITICIAN like the Clintons, Bill and Hillary and Chelsea, too, who couldn’t make that particular photo. And also like the Clintons, Barack Obama’s first 100 days will hit some road blocks along the way — namely, Republicans who have no interest in anything beyond winning a few seats back in the midterms.

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  1. Please, God, let Sean Hannity be wrong. I don’t know how I could take another 8 years of the largest peacetime economic expansion in our nation’s history. I was so looking forward to the coming depression and all the hobo hotties with their starving babies it would bring.

  2. There goes your beer, Hannity. But who can blame him for fearing the possibility of coming peace and prosperity after the last 8 years? The man’s gravy train is coming into it’s final station.

  3. [re=246337]Aurelio[/re]: I don’t know. And while I hate to be critical, doesn’t calling Hannity an anus imply that he is, if not human, at least warm blooded?

  4. I was compelled to post this but I bet it doesn’t make it:

    It’s a picture of Matt Drudge giving Bill O’Reilly a blowjob. It’s the one Hannity jacks off to.

  5. So if he’s already predetermined how he’s going to react to Obama’s first 100 days – no matter what happens, he’s pretty much made himself redundant between now and then.

    Given his predictable simple-mindedness, I wonder what his life expectancy would be if someone told him there was a pony inside a running wood chipper.

    I’m just saying…..

  6. [re=246344]freakishlystrong[/re]: I gave up, the comments were so unrelentingly stupid. And no mention of Truck Nutz to break the monotony. So if they were especially racist/moronic, I missed it.
    [re=246307]Serolf Divad[/re]: I believe we may rest easy; the last 8 years assure us we will not return to the hell you describe in our lifetimes.

  7. Ok, which of you jokers posted this guess on Hannity’s blog:

    Comment by wat
    January 22nd, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    a youthful bare-chested Ron Paul riding t-rex with an M16 under each arm

  8. [re=246397]freakishlystrong[/re]: It’s actually still there. 7th down. There was one saying it was Limbaugh sucking off Hannity but I guess they had to pull that one.

  9. And while I hate to take anything Hannity says with a straight face, is he now arguing that Hillary and the PUMAs were faking their harsh campaign against Obama just so Hil and Bill could be the power behind the throne?

  10. – and Wile E. Coyote turns out just to be a suit being born by Sam Sheepdog and so on like that. Finally under all of the clothes is Sean Hannity.

  11. So the real Obama is the SofS & her hubby? OH SNAP! That’s the same high-octane neocon boffo that made “An American Carol” such an instant classic.

    Oh well – as long as FOX can keep getting its lukewarm mucilage pumped into enough nursing-homes, waiting-rooms & coma-wards, they can remain “Teh #1 Network” on the slowly-putrefying wooly mammoth that is TeeVee.

    Somewhere in America, Alan Colmes is laughing his ass off.

  12. I know a guy that watches Hannity’s show, and I have met a couple of others. They will not figure this puzzel out until the last piece comes down, I’m sure.

  13. How much do you want to bet that Inanity, that great believer in capitalism, failed to license either photograph? I’d say it’s about 100%. Most of these right wingnut cretins are hypocrites when it comes to paying others for their work. They only want to be paid for their work.

  14. I think most anuses would be offended by the comparison, but at the same time impressed by his ability to be heard so clearly and distinctly despite the location of his head (see avatar).

  15. So how is this photo offensive? I really don’t see how Obama’s could be compared to the Clinton’s… they seemed to have a much better grasp on things than does this current administration. Seems to me it is a compliment.

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