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Roland Burris Will Overcome This Obstacle, Because That Is What He Does, Because That Is What A Hero Does

by Juli Weiner  1:55 pm February 18, 2009

  • Shameless anti-Roland Burris propaganda organs The Washington Post and The Chicago Tribune are demanding that America’s first black president Roland Burris retire from the Senate and give up his position of chairman of the Joint Committee on Inspiring Generations to Come. [TPMMuckraker]
  • This guy, Mike Quigley, is the favorite to be crowned Replacement Rahm Emanuel, as dictated by Chicago’s newspapers. [Daily Kos]
  • In an apparent attempt to, hmm, make this whole sinning-confession-forgiveness process more Taylorist (?), Arkansas has just passed a law allowing its citizens to bring guns into church. [Andrew Sullivan]
  • O song of the Drudge Siren! BREAKING: Michelle Malkin-national socialism-manila envelope-digital-camera-scandal! [Crooks and Liars]
  • John McCain refuses to go back to the View, the site of 5 1/2 years of dehumanizing psychological and physical torture. [CNN Political Ticker]

{ 33 comments }

Doglessliberal February 18, 2009 at 1:57 pm

Well, even if he does resign, he can still put “U.S. Senator” on his mausoleum.

Serolf Divad February 18, 2009 at 1:59 pm

Wow, I can’t belie it! Of all the psychotic, frothing at the mouth, reactionary, nutjobs, Michelle Malkin is the last person I’d put on my reverse-order-list of people likely to call Obama a Nazi.

user-of-owls February 18, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Arkansas has just passed a law allowing its citizens to bring guns into church

This could actually work out for the best if the herd begins thinning itself out a bit. I was getting nervous about the potential GOP gains that might result from a referendum we passed last fall: it legally enfranchised idiots and the insane.

ManchuCandidate February 18, 2009 at 2:03 pm

Irony is not dead. I love the Malkin photo!

She’s definitely the Tokyo Rose of the intertubes, but with more ping pong balls.

SayItWithWookies February 18, 2009 at 2:04 pm

[re=246143]Serolf Divad[/re]: Glenn Beck does this all the time — Obama is a socialist, Nazis have “socialist” in their name, therefore Obama is turning America into a National Socialist state. That it makes no actual sense is apparently not an issue.

Doglessliberal February 18, 2009 at 2:04 pm

[re=246146]user-of-owls[/re]: the atheist thing in that story bothers me more. How exactly is the USA not a theocracy these days? More and more of our laws are based on religious beliefs rather than any legal principal. But hell, maybe all those good, God-fearin’ Arkansans will shoot each other to death in church and we won’t have the problem anymore.

Canmon (the Inadequate) February 18, 2009 at 2:07 pm

[re=246153]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Jonah Goldberg beat them all to it: http://www.amazon.com/Liberal-Fascism-American-Mussolini-Politics/dp/0385511841

Texan Bulldoggette February 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Walnuts can stand to be tortured for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, but he can’t handle the harpies on the view for 5 minutes? What a pussy.

Servo February 18, 2009 at 2:11 pm

“And now a reading from the gospels of Matthew, John, and Duck.”

The ICAO code for Little Rock airport is KLIT. Just FYI.

Mr Blifil February 18, 2009 at 2:11 pm

Lonely people should be allowed to attract each other with swastikas if that’s what it takes. Life is too short. Just ask the victims of the Nazis.

ManchuCandidate February 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm

[re=246158]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]:
No, he’s not. For many males, watching five minutes on the View is the equivalent of Five and a Half Years at the Hanoi Hilton.

President Beeblebrox February 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Burris managed to become an hero – politically speaking – in less than two months. Not bad.

Now he really does have something to put under the TRAIL BLAZER section of his tomb: shortest-serving African-American U.S. Senator EVAR.

Colander February 18, 2009 at 2:15 pm

[re=246161]Mr Blifil[/re]: That was perversely touching in every respect.

Lascauxcaveman February 18, 2009 at 2:16 pm

[re=246143]Serolf Divad[/re]: I never didn’t not never like none of those double-negative jokes.

TGY February 18, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Praise Jesus and pass the ammunition! Oh, never mind, there’s some in the collection plate.

DustBowlBlues February 18, 2009 at 2:28 pm

[re=246139]Doglessliberal[/re]: Burris can do better than just US Senator on his mausoleum. He can have “The William Henry Harrison Of The Senate” on the monument to himself. Americans don’t know jack-shit about history, so it’ll be very impressive.

scaredofthehoya February 18, 2009 at 2:30 pm

Only one honorable way out… Burris should become AN HERO!

Serolf Divad February 18, 2009 at 2:36 pm

[re=246171]Lascauxcaveman[/re]:

When I was in junior high, I remember this kid who once responded to a personal insult by scoffing: “That ain’t nothin’ that nobody don’t know.” Which is to say “Yes, but who cares?”

At any rate, his use of a rare quadruple negative has always impressed me.

DustBowlBlues February 18, 2009 at 2:39 pm

Michele Malkin is so pathetically needy in her attempt to outdo Ann Coulter as the hot harpy among the wingers.

I’m okay on the handguns in church law in Oklahoma, though for some reason the Republicans haven’t done this yet. The people at my United Methodist church would be horrified by the thought. Meanwhile, the Baptists across the street will be guns-blazing.

The important thing is, you have to stay within your own church. A law like this won’t do anything to protect the Unitarians, who are armed only with love, which meant that in Tennessee their only ploy was to risk their own lives to disarm the shooter. Hey–didn’t Jesus say something about that? Nah, not in the winger bible, edited by Glenn Beck and friends.

gurukalehuru February 18, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Future Headline: Arkansas Church Shootings On Rise

President Beeblebrox February 18, 2009 at 2:44 pm

[re=246207]scaredofthehoya[/re]: He already has, politically and legally. Except it wasn’t because someone stole his iPod. A winner is he!

Colander February 18, 2009 at 2:47 pm

[re=246240]gurukalehuru[/re]: Arkansas Minister’s Murder-Suicide Shocks Rural Community:’We didn’t see it coming’

DustBowlBlues February 18, 2009 at 2:51 pm

I hope that Limbaugh, Malkin, Beck, et. al. become synonymous with the Repugtards. They’ll never understand that they’re exhorting a diminishing audience to commit hate crimes in the name of conservatism. Meanwhile, even Americans who barely pay attention to anything but reality teevee will be screaming, “Fuck bipartisanship. Save us from the crazy people.”

PerhapsSo February 18, 2009 at 2:52 pm

Burris does not inspire me, nor anyone of my generation, to come.

SayItWithWookies February 18, 2009 at 2:55 pm

[re=246156]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: It was so much fun seeing him eviscerated on The Daily Show over that nonsense.

Doglessliberal February 18, 2009 at 2:57 pm

[re=246158]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Elisabeth Hasselbeck might be worse than FIVE AND A HALF YEARS.

Lionel Hutz Esq. February 18, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Isn’t the big question raised by the Malkin photo why is Bono there holding a Swastika?

[re=246153]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Has Glen Beck ever said anything that made any sense? Hell, he makes Sean Hannity look semi-coherent.

Lionel Hutz Esq. February 18, 2009 at 3:06 pm

[re=246158]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, Texan Bulldoggette! FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!

Anyway, he got to have an affair with a much younger women after the whole Viet Nam thing, while all he gets from his five minutes on The View is the reminder that his penis hasn’t worked in ten years.

SayItWithWookies February 18, 2009 at 3:12 pm

[re=246285]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: No, not a damn thing. He’s the high fructose corn syrup of political commentary — and his callers must be screened to be brainless sycophants, too. He had a horrific meltdown Friday morning which I unfortunately only caught the tail end of — but in the weepiest voice I’ve ever heard him use, he proclaimed that he would be the happiest person in the world if his America-is-doomed prophecies were ridiculed for not coming to pass. That’s how much he cares, dammit!

scaredofthehoya February 18, 2009 at 3:20 pm

President Beeblebrox: It’s now clear that Blago did it all for the lulz!

Let the Serbian-’Frican ‘Merican death-match ensue. The streets of Chicago will run with Fail. Also.

hobospacejungle February 18, 2009 at 4:59 pm

The hakenkreuz guy next to Malkin looks disturbingly like Francesco Totti. Fortunately I know that My Own Personal God is home in Rome with his lovely wife & children. So it is not Him.

Is it acceptable to say Malkin is an extremely unattractive woman in every way possible?

President Beeblebrox February 18, 2009 at 6:21 pm

Proof that God has a sense of irony: on the same day that Arkansas makes it legal to take guns into churches, a guy shoots himself in teh Crystal Cathedral, that place with all the glass where they say “God loves you, and so do I!”

wreckingball February 20, 2009 at 3:31 pm

Pat Quinn has apparently come up with an assignment for Burris to coax him down from his Ivory Tower – way down…

http://tinyurl.com/dd2g2u

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