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‘Establishing Washington As The Center Of International Fashion’

by Malaka Gharib  12:22 pm February 18, 2009

This is quite the lofty statement coming from a town that has the highest number of women who still wear socks and sneakers with their skirt suits and nude pantyhose-post Working Girl: This week is DC Fashion Week, featuring top international designers not from France or Italy, but Kazakhstan, Mongolia and Uzbekistan.

Most of the clothing can be described as ethnodrag/Arab Ziggy Stardust — there’s a lot of native headdresses and boobage going on, lots of feathers, fur and sparklies.

Also, it’s not even in D.C. It’s in Maryland.

For a full list of catwalk events, click here: [DC Fashion Week] Call 1 (800) 494-8497 for tickets.

{ 21 comments }

Colander February 18, 2009 at 12:24 pm

“Ethnodrag/Arab Ziggy Stardust” is how my parents describe me to their friends.

MathewBrooks February 18, 2009 at 12:24 pm

The glamor is blinding…

MathewBrooks February 18, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Mr Blifil February 18, 2009 at 12:27 pm

Uzbeks are noted for their fashion sense.

Red Zeppelin February 18, 2009 at 12:30 pm

Yes, Washington is very much the North American Beijing of the fashion world–there women are still wearing Mao suits.

Servo February 18, 2009 at 12:30 pm

Oh, how ornate and colorful. NUKE ‘EM!

SayItWithWookies February 18, 2009 at 12:31 pm

Oh, my — this year’s theme is apparently “Rejected costume designs from the sci-fi adaptation of Les Miserables.”

shanemacgowan February 18, 2009 at 12:32 pm

“highest number of women who still wear socks and sneakers with their skirt suits and nude pantyhose”

So?

Naked Bunny with a Whip February 18, 2009 at 12:39 pm

I’d hit that. Beads and leather are hot.

Lascauxcaveman February 18, 2009 at 12:40 pm

More boobage, please.

Dean Booth February 18, 2009 at 12:40 pm

When these designers say women should avoid camel toe, they mean it literally.

Come here a minute February 18, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Please stop using fancy fashion words like “boobage”. This is Wonkette classic, not Wonkette After Dark, or whatever.

V572625694 February 18, 2009 at 12:49 pm

[re=245999]shanemacgowan[/re]: So it looks dorky.

Naked Bunny with a Whip February 18, 2009 at 12:49 pm

“Boobies” is the colloquial term for “tits”. The fashion term is “bazongas”. I think it’s Italian.

– The More You Know! *whoosh*

space stout February 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm

“there’s a lot of native headdresses and boobage going on, lots of feathers, fur and sparklies” Is Cher in town?

Veronica Corningstone February 18, 2009 at 1:04 pm

Those women all look like Mrs. Roper.

d4g33z February 18, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Ethnodrag? That’s putting the darkies in their place!

Can we move these posts to another feed?

sanantonerose February 18, 2009 at 2:00 pm

[re=246055]Veronica Corningstone[/re]: BWAH! The one model sporting the raccoon headdress looks really pissed off. I asked for squirrel, dammit, NOT raccoon!

PolicyWhore February 18, 2009 at 2:45 pm

It’s not all bad, but it is pretty amateur… and mostly bad.

Scandalabra February 18, 2009 at 7:55 pm

The Smithsonian Costume Institute has announced its exhibition of Hillary’s pantsuits. Fashion has come of age in our nation’s capital.

El Pinche February 18, 2009 at 8:22 pm

there is no glamor when you live between a KFC and strip club and nothing else for miles.

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