Here's Your Obama Saving the Economy (Don't Look At Business News Tonight!)

Oh boy the stimulation issigned, in Denver -- no birth certificate necessary there! -- and here's your Barack Obama all pissed off at Washington because, duh, Washington is (for the moment) in large part defined by a handful of advertising filler known as "pundits" and "Richard Cohen" and "The Politico," all of which are basically Dick Cheney x 1,000,000. Meanwhile, over in that ghost town previously known as "Wall Street," everybody's all crying because Obama isn't doing MORE to save their doomed sectors. Close 'em down! [TeeVee]