Actual Truck Nutz Spotted In DC
Wonkette Operative "Matt N." has truly witnessed horror, in the supposed new socialist caliphate of the District of Communism: Real truck nutz, hanging off a goddamned trailer hitch, as intended by the manufacturer.
He writes: "This is the first time I've witnessed the truck nutz phenomena outside of rural Pennsylvania, where every vehicle over 15,000 lbs is required to hang nutz off its rear bumper, by law."
It's probably Conrad Burns, plotting his revenge, yet unable to remember how to get to the Capitol.