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The technological marvel that is “Twitter” allows Americans the opportunity to watch wingnut entertainers actually lose their shit in real time, on the Internet. Here, neanderthal poop-sack Sean Hannity lets us know about the New World Order, in which the Black Muslim President (Nancy Pelosi) will somehow make right-wing bloggers get drivers’ licenses, in order to type ALL CAPS freakouts about the Islamo-Fascists in the White House. Illegal Mexicans/Dirty Bombers, however, will still be allowed full access to both America and its white virgins. [Twitter]
“Twitter” always sounds so . . . well . . . gay.
Must be why Hannity does it, I suppose.
(”Twitter” is GOP Gayspeak for “Getting Blasted In The Ass In A Men’s Room,” isn’t it?)
So, wait, I might lose my ability to slander strangers anonymously over the intertubes? Say it ain’t so Sean.
While this would certainly make it more difficult to express opinions that would get me fired (& I would miss that), if it shut down a few asshats who dog my heels elsewhere, we’ll it’s a double edged sword, and that unkind cut sounds like it might be worthwhile.
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
Neilist: Whereas Palin uses her own version: Twatter.
Ken, I’m not sure those last three lines are sentences? I had to re-read all of the adjectives to get it straight
And he’s speaking at the Virginia GOP convention in Richmond May 29th and 30th. I’d love to see it, but apparently the only way to do so would be to become a delegate. Would it be worth it just to be the only person on acid at a GOP convention? Well, maybe.
This post is insulting, insensetive and degrading to both neanderthals and poop-sacks everywhere. How dare you equate them with Sean Hannity.
Batshit insane pundits, ftw.
…all accounts on all sites to be tied to drivers licenses And later you’ll need to send in your credit card number, bank account number, etc.
Poor Sean.
loudmouthredhead: BWWWAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAA!
Wait — we still have virgins?
SayItWithWookies: The only way to put up with the current crop of Republicans is through the use of chemicals. Proving, once again, that the drug war is a failure.
I hear the Fairness Doctrine will apply to blog comments too: for every insane ALL CAPS comment there must be a logical and factual lowercase comment. This would be the end of the right-wing blogosphere as we know it!
So Sean hates Nazi thought-policing of the “Fairness Doctrine,” but he likes it when Malkin posts the names and addresses of her anonymous cyber-opponents. Constistency really is the hobgoblin of small minds.
Breaking: Why is it that wing nuts only care about privacy when it affects them?
Mr Blifil: Yeah, we’re just smart asses, we’re not out there calling for a takeover of the Government or anything, (I’m lookin’ at YOU Freeper).
Hey LIBTARD @SSHOLES…
Could one of you unemployed welfare cases please use your free time to find out what is happening with the Michelle Malkin led siege of Seattle. I MUST HAVE PHOTOS!!!
http://michellemalkin.com/2009/02/15/taxpayer-revolt-porkulus-protest-in-seattle/
I was against the Fairness Doctrine until I heard that Hannity was against the Fairness Doctrine, now I’m for the Fairness Doctrine. (Pssst! See how that works, AssHanniy?)
Hannity must’ve read that article in NYT or WP yesterday about throwing out the current intertubes and starting a new one. Actually it already exists in various DoD entities where you have to use impossible-to-remember passwords and change them every two months, and be verified by a “sponsor” before you can have an account. It works great, and nobody uses it for anything useful.
It’s been 5 hours already and he still hasn’t given us more info. I’m curious to find out if people without driver’s licenses, or people living overseas will be able to use Internet after this.
Everyone is so crazy nowadays I’m really having trouble keeping up. I guess that’s why twitter was invented…
SayItWithWookies: I don’t know about acid at a GOP convention. I believe the phrase “bad trip” was invented with that very scenario in mind.
And anyways, everyone knows the drug of choice for the GOP is amyl nitrate.
AWOcoholic: That’s Michelle Malkin® to you, buddy.
For something that doesn’t actually exist as a proposal or a piece of legislation, Assity sure seems to know a lot about it. It must be part of the Republican collective unconscious along with the victory in Iraq, abstinence education and tax cuts creating prosperity.
He called the shit poop
Sean Hannity is a Twitter
wonkette should deploy her minions to break twitter for just this kind of stupid asshattery
DM me the RT of the @ # ‘ |
You can have my anonymity when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
Also, where do I pee into the keyboard to logon?
The scariest thing about Hannity is he makes crap like this up on the spot, and *then he believes* the crap that he just made up! Even though he KNOWS that he personally *just made it up literally two minutes ago*. How he manages to get dressed and get to work every day is a mystery.
This kind of surprises me, because Hannity seems to be getting his talking points from the same mysterious websites that Elizabeth Hasselback is. And I thought she was getting them from him.
See, this is what happens when you take away his favorite chew-toy, Colmes.
rev_matt_y: It’s called drinking your own bathwater, and it’s a time honored tradition! And he’s only dressed from the waist up.
I’d like a side order of Hannity word salad with my full order of Palin-droms.
I see a booming market in fake driver’s licenses. There will be a new ETF soon. And if Sean Hannity hasn’t self immolated yet, maybe there is something to be said for linking your name to total craziness.
MUSLIM, CHAVEZ, CHICAGO, MUSLIM, SOCIALIST, CRIME FAMILY, MUSLIM, UN-AMERICAN, SOCIALIST, MUSLIM, TAX & SPEND, MUSLIM!!!11!!1!!!!
Pretty much Sean’s career.
I think Hannity has a point. After all it is not only unfair to make Republicans get driver’s licenses, it would put all of their drivers out of work.
This fairness doctrine bullshit issue is–along with the Barry’s gonna take yo’ guns thing–one of my favorite right wing fetishes. We should all start spreading the rumor that the knuckle-draggers will have to spend an equal amount of time listing to Hannity and NPR, and must eat Susan Stanberg’s horseradish cranberry sauce on their mooseburgers.
SayItWithWookies: For something that doesn’t actually exist as a proposal or a piece of legislation
Thanks for the MMFA link. While I enjoy reading MMFA, WTF is up with all the commenters being wingtards? For such a librul piece of honey it sure does attract the wrong kind of bees.
Hannity is jealous because he is not a fat, vapid, deaf, thrice-divorced pill popper like Rush Limbaugh. Yet.
Will you need a driver’s license to post comments? If not, you could just set up a dummy blog and do all your posting in the comments. Loophole!
how long till the following twitter update from mr. hannity: barry plans to enslave the white race, more on that later.
Bonus points for the Tom Waits reference, Ken.
Let’s see…the congressional leaders are taking orders from Rush Limbaugh, Eric Cantor is taking advice from Newt Gingrich, Sean Hannity is fulminating on non-existing controversies, George Will is blatantly pulling stuff out of his ass, the state legislature of TN is suing to get Barry to release his “real” birth certificate, and Sarah Palin is considered one of the leaders of the Party.
Ladies & Gentlemen, the conservative moment of 2009!
You missed the good stuff:
“@boortz Looking forward to it bud, just keep Belinda on a leash and the other one in shackles! about 17 hours ago from web in reply to boortz
hannity”
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1214248996
“…, covered with shaved white, black and clear truffles, and topped with edible 25-karat gold leaf. 1:19 PM Feb 14th from web
@Riva1213 a dessert for two with Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream in a pool of Cognac, drizzled in the world’s most expensive chocolate 1:19 PM Feb 14th from web in reply to Riva1213
Reservations at Plunder tonight, looking forward to dessert. What are YOU doing for V-Day? 12:56 PM Feb 14th from web”
So, not so much with the communing with hobos, I guess. Shouldn’t he be kicking in a few grand to the Bush Jr. Preznidental Liberry?
http://twitter.com/hannity
(Maybe http://twitter.com/hannity?page=2 by now)
Breaking: wind.
FreshCliches: I heard he has an ex-wife in some place called Mayors Income, Tennessee.
SayItWithWookies: If you do go to see him speak, throw a couple oreos at him for me please.
I thought he wanted to deny drivers licenses to all foreigns? Does that mean no web access for them?
Sean will continue providing a stool sample with all of his comments. Sean don’t drive.
GlennBecksFelch: Sean Hannity is a twit.
Fixed that for ya.
I blame this all on the reverse vampires.
The Repubs have a conflict brewing: No drivers licenses unless you are legal, but you must have said license to use the Intertubes. Plus, I can hardly wait for all of the functionally challenged to get drivers licenses so they can use the Internet. Does McCain have a position on this, also?
Also, such as:
“@InstructorGuy Of course we should blame the girl! Hate the player, not the game!
1:21 PM Feb 11th from web in reply to InstructorGuy”
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1200413640
“Chris Brown following in the footsteps of OJ. You just can’t give some people money.
2:32 AM Feb 9th from web”
And who would these “some people” be, we wonders, yes we wonders. Perchance the coloreds?
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1191474412
“@mariebl I too am offended that they want to ban coons from the White House. Dont they have rights too?
10:48 AM Feb 9th from web in reply to mariebl”
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1192750685
“@kkproff women dont poo like men?
3:51 PM Feb 6th from web in reply to kkproff”
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1184942615
“color, creed, wealth, whatever - the bathroom stall walk of shame makes us all equal.
2:17 PM Feb 6th from web”
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1184691165
test?
Hooray For Anything: And David Brooks lost in visions of some boy-adolescent post-apocalyptic sci fi adventure. And Jonah Goldberg pathetically attempting to find some glimmer of justification for his existence through watching Groundhog Day repeatedly until he gets it. And, and, etc. It’s like a rightwing harmonic convergence of total failure.
Okay, maybe the Wonkette comments are no longer all cheneyed up. Let’s try this again. Actual non-made-up for-realz HanniTwitters:
“@boortz Looking forward to it bud, just keep Belinda on a leash and the other one in shackles!
about 17 hours ago from web in reply to boortz”
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1214248996
This one’s for all you hobos:
“…, covered with shaved white, black and clear truffles, and topped with edible 25-karat gold leaf.
1:19 PM Feb 14th from web
@Riva1213 a dessert for two with Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream in a pool of Cognac, drizzled in the world’s most expensive chocolate
1:19 PM Feb 14th from web in reply to Riva1213
Reservations at Plunder tonight, looking forward to dessert. What are YOU doing for V-Day?
12:56 PM Feb 14th from web”
http://twitter.com/hannity
Also, such as:
“@InstructorGuy Of course we should blame the girl! Hate the player, not the game!
1:21 PM Feb 11th from web in reply to InstructorGuy”
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1200413640
“Chris Brown following in the footsteps of OJ. You just can’t give some people money.
2:32 AM Feb 9th from web”
And who would these “some people” be, we wonders, yes we wonders. Perchance the coloreds?
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1191474412
“@mariebl I too am offended that they want to ban coons from the White House. Dont they have rights too?
10:48 AM Feb 9th from web in reply to mariebl”
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1192750685
“@kkproff women dont poo like men?
3:51 PM Feb 6th from web in reply to kkproff”
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1184942615
“color, creed, wealth, whatever - the bathroom stall walk of shame makes us all equal.
2:17 PM Feb 6th from web”
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1184691165
“# Wow, I am really a lightweight. ONE appletini and I am ready for bed!
10:11 PM Jan 30th from web”
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1163944096
“Blago is doing the lesbian show tonight after doing the View yesterday. What is he trying to do? 4:38 PM Jan 27th from web”
http://twitter.com/hannity/status/1153797092
Truly, a gentleman and a scholar.
I’m actually surprised Hannity had time to talk about this because lately he’s been going on and on about how the stimulus package is going to turn us into one of those commie pinko states like France or Germany and thanks to Obama, poor people will have health insurance and the government will regulate financial sectors and do things like fixing roads and bridges and educate people.
AWOcoholic: I was there. I’ll upload the pictures to my blog later. Come find me on Facebook if you want to see. I’m not going to pimp my blawg here cuz that’s rood.
Kev-O-Tron: I did it for you on another thread. Hope that’s OK.
here’s the background….the Lib/islamo/facist NY Times ran an article today with some computer geeks saying that the intertubes are doomed, thanks to viruses and porn and stuff like that. Their cure MIGHT be to start all over & require wingnuts to learn to type with the caplock off.
Somehow this translates into Hannity’s tweet. Go figure.
Maybe if we all say the words “fairness doctrine” three times and click our heels together these wingnuts will have a collective heart attack, for which they won’t get treatment because of the clever language that Obama inserted in the stimulus bill.
I should know better than to give this even a moment’s serious thought, but I just hafta…
By linking my driver’s license to…what? my email account? my ISP? What about all my abandoned one time only, just so I can get some free porn, hotmail accounts? You remember, studmuffin69@hotmail and piledriver69@hotmail and spreadum69@hotmail…do I have to register them too? And when I lose my license again for DUI will I have to surrender my computer? And presumably NO child, while not being left behind, will certainly not be going online either, leading to the collapse of Stickam and MySpace…
And after all this, who’s going to monitor EVERYONE’S web activity? Could Sean be signaling Barry about how to create the bazillion or so 21st century jobs we so desperately need?
More later on that.
Who gets to be the one to tell Sean that he’s bat-shit crazy?
SayItWithWookies: I went to the Seattle Home Show on mushrooms in the 70s. It wasn’t bad.
President Beeblebrox: Damn you, Faster Typer.
@dougbob: Exactly what I was thinking. Though I find it interesting that he’s even remotely digesting information from that bastion of Good American Thought, the NYT.
Freedom of speech is our most prized right as American citizens. It’s that simple notion that gives Sean the right to ply his trade daily. The best way to deal with a bully like Hannity is to ignore him. Calling attention to Sean not any plays to his massive ego, it gives him legitimacy. Enough people ignore him, his bosses at Fox will eventually give him the ‘hook.’
Hannity now has “BREAKING NEWS!” on his Twitter. It’s a story about guys faking orgasms http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,494004,00.html
oh wait. it’s a fake twitter. DAMN YOU WONKETTE.
WadISay: It’s Susan Stanberg’s MOTHER’s cranberry relish, you libtard @sshole. show some respect.
Sean Hannity blows 12 year old boys in the Port Authority Bus Terminal men’s room.