GEORGE WASHINGTON  11:15 am February 16, 2009

He’ll Kick You Apart

by Ken Layne

Remember your greatest first president, in style! Play it for your kids, or your parents, and Never Forget the Father of Your Country, as presented by the great Austin-American artist Brad Neely, on a teevee show at some point? Happy Presidents Day. (DO NOT TURN UP THE SPEAKERS AT WORK UNLESS YOU HAVE A SPECIAL KIND OF BOSS.) [YouTube]

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V572625694 February 16, 2009 at 11:20 am

OT, but is Wonkabout dead yet?

Serolf Divad February 16, 2009 at 11:21 am

I first saw this on Schoolhouse Rock. They played it right after that song about how a bill becomes a law. I love it when art and education are made one… docere, delectare, movere.

SayItWithWookies February 16, 2009 at 11:22 am

Suck it, Abe.

Mr Blifil February 16, 2009 at 11:24 am

This may as well be the shit that passes for “history” taught at schools. Why not?

shanemacgowan February 16, 2009 at 11:29 am

“Pocket full of horses?” I did not know that Prince was a history buff.

Gopherit February 16, 2009 at 11:39 am

I can think of no more suitable way to ring in this most sacred of democratic holidays.

And I have to work. What’s up with that?

freakishlystrong February 16, 2009 at 11:40 am


Sussemilch February 16, 2009 at 11:41 am

[re=244251]shanemacgowan[/re]: And fucked the shit out of bears.

Red Zeppelin February 16, 2009 at 11:46 am

Damn, they pulled the video. Since I am the boss, I was going to listen to it with the speakers way up.

Colander February 16, 2009 at 11:48 am

[re=244261]freakishlystrong[/re]: Headphones, man. Headphones.

102415 February 16, 2009 at 11:50 am

[re=244261]freakishlystrong[/re]: You need to work on that with a bright red apple and the promise of a pony. It worked on me.

Gorillionaire February 16, 2009 at 11:51 am

About all these video posts – you do know that most companies filter out youtube and the like over the workplace internets, no? We just get a big blank square there and then none of the comments or nothing makes any sense.
Oh, nobody has jobs anymore. Nevermind.

El Pinche February 16, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Hahaha, i like goergy’s Prince guitar.

freakishlystrong February 16, 2009 at 12:07 pm

[re=244273]Colander[/re]: I wish…I’m also surrounded by right wing whacks, with no walls, this gig truly IS torture…

Internally valid February 16, 2009 at 12:10 pm

Haha. This has been my gchat message all day.

Also, I find it cute that Ken thinks people have jobs still. Also.

ifthethunderdontgetya" February 16, 2009 at 12:16 pm

[re=244267]Red Zeppelin[/re]: It’s at youtube.


Mr Blifil February 16, 2009 at 12:16 pm

[re=244261]freakishlystrong[/re]: Soon you won’t have a job anymore and you’ll be able to tap into internet filth with complete freedom.

bitchincamaro February 16, 2009 at 12:18 pm

[re=244277]Gorillionaire[/re]: I am the boss and the youtubes and filthy pr0n are mandatory. For the morale.

FMA February 16, 2009 at 12:22 pm

I just mentioned to my wife that George Washington had two sets of testicles and she asked, Was one of them wooden?

freakishlystrong February 16, 2009 at 12:34 pm

[re=244275]102415[/re]: [re=244292]Mr Blifil[/re]: Nah, I just did the red shiny apple and new pony bit, I’m golden…

One Yield Regular February 16, 2009 at 12:51 pm

If this is the first in some ambitious “all-the-Presidents” series – sort of like Sufjan Stevens’ “all-the-states” album series – please let it go no further than John Adams.

MarieDeGournay February 16, 2009 at 1:07 pm

Fuck Chuck Norris.

TGY February 16, 2009 at 1:07 pm

It’s rumored that George Washington once kicked Chuck Norris in the ass. For the Republic and Great Justice!!!!

bone February 16, 2009 at 1:33 pm

This is my all-time favorite presidential documentary.

Judas Peckerwood February 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Now that’s history you can believe in, my friends.

Lascauxcaveman February 16, 2009 at 1:48 pm

You can turn the volume down, read along with the lyrics & video at Bestviral.

This video is absolutely a must-view for anyone with a sense of humor.

hobospacejungle February 16, 2009 at 2:10 pm

My heroin dealer loved Brad Neely. I had to sit through several videos every time I went to score. I really want to like the guy because he’s obviously a fucked in the head genius but those were bad times, bad times, and this video just brings it all back. I’m afraid Neely is forever tainted for me. I’m gonna go hate myself in the corner now. And take some more suboxone.

Hound February 16, 2009 at 4:04 pm

I heard that motherfucker had like thirty goddamn dicks.

DangerousLiberal February 16, 2009 at 4:15 pm

I’ve seen this vid before. It is totally what the internet was invented for. And, also, the porn.

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