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Barack Obama Lets Tim Kaine Stand On Presidential Astroturf

by Ken Layne  1:35 pm February 12, 2009

Elitists.
Here’s your boyfriend Barack Obama with Virginia schlub Tim Kaine, on location for their cameo appearance in the film adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road. Keep those artsy White House pictures coming, Pete Souza! [White House]

{ 32 comments }

chascates February 12, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Can I have a $20 an hour job running that backhoe?

Noodle Salad February 12, 2009 at 1:40 pm

That is going to be one kick-ass putt putt.

President Beeblebrox February 12, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Aha! This is more proof that the failed NObama Presidency is going to lead to the greatest populist revolution since Ronald Reagan. I know it because Teh Corner told me, and they’re never wrong.

rmontcal February 12, 2009 at 1:42 pm

location: future site of homes that no one has money to buy.

Iggy Plop February 12, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Pete Souza my ass. I recognize primo David Lynch when I see it.

shanemacgowan February 12, 2009 at 1:44 pm

Real Americans use natural grass.

freakishlystrong February 12, 2009 at 1:44 pm

Are they at a atrip mine?

Aurelio February 12, 2009 at 1:44 pm

They can’t stand on the ground like normal people? Is the soil an insult to their soles?

MisterGotRox February 12, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Presenting, your President of Green Jobs.

loudmouthredhead February 12, 2009 at 1:52 pm

“And lo, where Lord Barry didst walk, life sprang forth from the sterile ground. When he stopped to speak, a podium wouldst appear, as though by magic…”

freakishlystrong February 12, 2009 at 1:52 pm

[re=242146]freakishlystrong[/re]: atrip? what the fuck is wrong with you? STRIP, anyway.

jagorev February 12, 2009 at 1:53 pm

Yes, but did the President let Kaine grab his hose?

nmmagayar February 12, 2009 at 1:53 pm

Kaine – Schlub or Daddy? Discuss

SayItWithWookies February 12, 2009 at 1:54 pm

See, folks — this is what happens when you allow abortion — God turns the earth into a barren wasteland, and the hypocrite must cover it with fake greenery to hide the consequences of his shameful actions. Let this be a lesson to you all!

Come here a minute February 12, 2009 at 1:59 pm

After announcing the plan to create jobs, the president added, “Now watch this drive.”

rmontcal February 12, 2009 at 2:05 pm

[re=242162]Come here a minute[/re]: OMG that’s funny. That Bush moment, “I call on all nations to … stop these terrorist killers… now watch this drive…” is, for me, the single most embarrassing moment of W’s two terms.

Also, you know he sliced the shit out of that drive…

CivicHoliday February 12, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Oh my god, I KNEW it! He and Tiger Woods really ARE the same person! (I mean, really, how many ‘well spoken’ half breeds can there be?)

loudmouthredhead February 12, 2009 at 2:15 pm

[re=242174]CivicHoliday[/re]: “Knee Injury” my freakishly-white ass!

AxmxZ February 12, 2009 at 2:17 pm

They have to keep Barry’s feet on artificial surfaces at all times. If he comes into contact with the natural elements, the Matrix will crash.

magic titty February 12, 2009 at 2:19 pm

Nice buulet-proof podium they’ve got there. Jesus Christ.

Servo February 12, 2009 at 2:21 pm

Tim Kaine’s noggin looks shovel-ready.

Theodorick Of York February 12, 2009 at 2:23 pm

[re=242190]magic titty[/re]:
Hey, it’ll work…as long as William Tell is trying to assasinate the First Unit.

Theodorick Of York February 12, 2009 at 2:36 pm

“So the additional funding in the package will allow us to complete the Fairfax County Xtreme Mossy Motocross Park. Now, if you all will please stand back a little bit, Govenor Kaine will hold my jacket while I execute a filthy 360 Off Axis Back.”

magic titty February 12, 2009 at 2:42 pm

[re=242196]Theodorick Of York[/re]: You’re not accounting for girth.

Lorax February 12, 2009 at 2:44 pm

If you squint hard and look at the background, you can see a gopher shimmying to the sweet sounds of Kenny Loggins.

Theodorick Of York February 12, 2009 at 2:48 pm

[re=242241]magic titty[/re]:

Point take…upon further review that podium is only about half the diameter of his thigh…
should be tall enough though.

It’ll probably reach the bottom, but it’ll definitely bang the hell out of the sides.

Theodorick Of York February 12, 2009 at 2:52 pm

[re=242247]Lorax[/re]:

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

Theodorick Of York February 12, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Yeah, you guessed it…slow day at work!

DoctorCulturae February 12, 2009 at 2:56 pm

At least they didn’t stoop to wearing Carhartt jackets and boots, etc. I like my guv’ment workers to wear coats and ties, have dirty shoes, schlubby hair, and too-long, unpressed pants. Now watch me sign this bill.

ToeCramps February 12, 2009 at 3:59 pm

Barry should just get one of them presidential seal thingy on a chain like flava flav. This way he will have it whereva he goes!

TexasCowGirl February 12, 2009 at 5:03 pm

[re=242153]loudmouthredhead[/re]: WIN!

Jukesgrrl February 12, 2009 at 5:48 pm

[re=242370]ToeCramps[/re]: Great idea!

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