Which Famous Politician Would You Impregnate At Prom? Andrew Sullivan Already Has Dibs On Cheney

• House Republican Eric Cantor responded to some of his critics with the most verboten of language, a sinful technical foul of our Constitution that just last month forced beloved Rod Blagoveich to perform for mercy on the David Letterman program. [ HuffPost ]

• Another reprehensible instance of GOTCHA!-prepared-statement-giving-to-the-editorial-board-of-a-newspaper from the so-called "MSM": Steve Austria, the Republican Kaiser of Ohio, blames America's original great depression ("The Great Depression") on FDR, despite FDR taking office four years after its start. [ Matthew Yglesias ]

• Barack Obama has now taken to ambiguously insulting Joe Biden -- incidentally and in an off-puttingly earnest way -- in public. All this is to avenge Justice Roberts' honor. [ Los Angeles Times ]

• About half of America believes that a bunch of possible random names selected from the phone book -- a group that in all likelihood would consist solely local mid-priced Italian restaurants -- could do a better job in Congress than actual Congress. [ Hit & Run ]

• George W. Bush: kind of hot in high school. Andrew Sullivan prefers Dick Cheney though, which, ew. [ Daily Dish ]