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MORE THAN EVER should you now regret signing up for Hillary Clinton’s 2007-08 campaign mailing list — which you all did, because you looooove her — because guess who’s hijacked it now? Terry McAuliffe, in his random run for Virginia governor. Curse you Terry!
What an advantage for him though hmm? That’s a pretty vast database of e-mail addresses to simply obtain. And he’s using the list for very important outreach e-mails, just like Hillary did. E-mail Template #1, for example: get a campaign intern to pretend to be a “family member” and FORCE all e-mail subscribers to write cards to the candidate, and maybe also give the candidate $2,300 (as long as they’re at the website right?) So maybe you all should wish Terry a “happy birthday.” Or something to that effect.
So, now that she’s SoS, is she still in the red….? Because Terry might have to rededicate some of his happy birthday monies back to her campaign…like Blago said, “can it be that simple?…
I take it you think he was hatched from a lizard’s egg?
All of these men just using Hillary to ascend politically. And their wives don’t even seem to mind. This is some bullshit, ya’ll.
The Borgen Project has some good info on the cost of addressing global poverty.
$30 billion: Annual shortfall to end world hunger.
$550 billion: U.S. Defense budget
atsegga: Will you get banned already?
Get Terry some rum for his birthday. If he drinks enough of it, he’ll be all over the tubez for free and he won’t need airtime paid for by long-suffering PUMAs.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha PUMAs.
shortsshortsshorts: No, wait — I’m still curious about The Borgen Project. Maybe Hillary could help them.
Will Terry just die all ready…where’s a DUI when you need one?
If I see Terry McAuliffe wearing a pantsuit and Hilary wig to complete the impersonation, I’ll send him a couple bucks.
This is the best punishment that could ever be devised for a PUMA, endless emails from Terry the Rum Runner begging for money like a drunk hobo in his quest for even more FAIL. Ah… justice.
shortsshortsshorts: I’ll second that motion. She (because as David Denby has helpfully pointed out, all Wonketteers are girls) can go diary that shit over at Kos where somebody might give a shit. In an overpopulated world some people starve, them’s the breaks for not choosing butt sex more often.
Terry is married to someone named “Dorothy”? How unflattering is that name. All I get is an image of Dorothy from the Golden Girls. No wonder he drinks so much!
atsegga: You still have not addressed my query as to what that comes to in whore diamonds.
Now, who is he running against again so I can donate money to that person? Some Moran, right?
So, don’t I get any protection from internet stalking like this? Oh, wait, hillaryclinto.com. Never mind. No one will get any of these anyway.
Can one of those Puma sites please keep track of all the Puma contributions to him vs. Puma contributions to the GOP?
Somehow I suspect both numbers will be less than 5 figures in total.
Texan Bulldoggette: Do you think she is a beard?
Well, he’s a democrat so he’s probably not going to hide any gayness
Today, we are all rum-sucking hobo spammer bums. Literally.
We should have a running list of the ‘authors’ using this template.
This blog prompted me to checkout my ‘dumpster’, which I have’t checked since election day:
Here are the most representative of the fact that gov’t cares about privacy…only for themselves:
From: The Honorable Sheila Kuehl
Tue 2/10/09 6:12 PM
“You are receiving this message as a member of Hillaryclinton.com’s online community. Please take a look at Liberty Hill’s message below from The Honorable Sheila Kuehl about the important work they do. Liberty Hill is solely responsible for the content of this message.”
From: Ann Lewis
Thu 1/29/09 8:32 AM
“You are receiving this message as a member of Hillaryclinton.com’s online community. Please take a look at No Limits.org’s message below from Ann Lewis about the important work they do. No Limits.org is solely responsible for the content of this message.”
From: James Carville
Sat 12/20/08 1:09 AM
“You are receiving this message as a member of Hillaryclinton.com’s online community. Please take a look at Media Matters message below from James Carville about the important work they do. Media Matters is solely responsible for the content of this message.”
In the end, if they attached a Katie Dowd pic in these messages would surely make them more digestable… Katie
?
HA! I’m sure glad I’m not on THAT list! HA!
atsegga: For once, this information was useful, as it gave me something to send to Terry. 30 times.
TruckNutz?
Hey, Pumas! Where’s your God now?
Aw, that’s so cute! His mother “Dorothy” is afraid no one will come to his birthday party!
What shit-for-brains Terry doesn’t get, because he doesn’t really have a clue about Virginia and its demographics, is he doesn’t stand a chance against Bob McDonnell, so Terry will be electing a Repub governor if he persists in his revolting, simpering, pandering campaign for the Dem nomination. Great job, Ter. Now go ooze back into your cave with Mark Penn, plz?
Also, IZ IN UR INTERNETS, STEALIN UR EMALES
This is great! Hillary Clinton wanted to be president of all the United States but failed. Then she gives her email list to a guy who wants to be governor of just one of the states, so he can hit up every Hillary Clinton backer in the other 49 for cash. As a resident of Massachusetts and a native of Pennsylvania, I suppose I have a natural interest in what goes on in Virginia, since it’s a commonwealth, too. But I can’t speak for everyone else.