…This kind of looks like a penis. [Pollster]
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Jim, please keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself. Or start your own gay snark site. Also.
You’re so gross Jim. Get your head out of the gutter.
To me it looks like a lobster… a lobster eating a dismembered penis that’s been tossed in the ocean by an enraged ex-girlfriend with a pair of scissors and a bottle of chloroform.
Much like a Rohrschach test, Newell, you are seeing what you want to see.
Blam!
Oh, here we go, white man obsessed with black peanus! Also.
No, that’s a stimulus package.
If this is what your … Do you .. um … I mean, have you seen a doctor or anything?
The dots represent recent Herpes activity.
Whenever I see a penis drawing like this, my question is, where’s your point?
To me it looks like Michael Phelps and his bong.
If your popularity lasts more than four hours, contact a doctor immediately.
A penis/pole! Wacka wacka. And right after Stormy Daniels versus Diaper-man Vitter. This is turning into one steamy Monday.
Maybe I just won’t write posts for you people anymore.
I see it. But then, I’ve been seeing penises everywhere lately.
[re=239337]Jim Newell[/re]: But, Jim, I love your post!
I mean posts! Post-s! Plural!
Oh, dear…
Looks more like Blago’s taint to me.
What?
To us breeders, that looks like a cervical fallopian thingamagiggy with many spurned cells randomly bouncing off each other until, voila, one of them hits pay dirt and in turn becomes a teenager who resents everything you do…..
3 dots to start a sentence. Remind you of someone.
wine glass?
Oh, Jim, of course you’ll post for us…you wuvs us so much yur jest seein’ penii everwhar…
heh, heh, heh…a Dick!
That looks like a map of Massachusetts. Or yes, maybe a warty cock’n'balls.
Looks like Pollster is cut.
It is a vase on its side, or … two flat-faced lovers about to kiss?
I report, you decide.
[re=239337]Jim Newell[/re]: I think you’ve been hanging out with the wrong penises.
And the further back you chart that data, the longer the penis gets. Inadvertently, Pollster has scientifically proven that Obama’s cock is so large it can travel through time. This has serious implications for the stability of the space-time continuum.
Either that, or it is Michael Phelps’ bong, and he is smoking us towards bipartisanship.
Denby’s “Snark” book is dismaying, pointless, wrong in every way and should never have been written. Still, I have to admit this post is “proudly idiotic.”
[re=239337]Jim Newell[/re]: Sorry for being such a dick.
BLAM!!!
[re=239337]Jim Newell[/re]: Sorry. Hey everybody! Jim can find penises in unusual places! Look at Jim’s remarkable penis! Isn’t that something?
[re=239375]Hail Ants[/re]: They Might Be Giants are proudly idiotic too, but I don’t see Denby picking on them.
[re=239346]nonbeliever7[/re]: Oh, good. I thought I was the only one.
If anybody is inclined to “massage the data,” I seriously don’t want to know what emerges.
The penis post was here than it was gone and now it’s here again. Magic Penis? Can Magic Titty weigh in on the likelihood that’s Jim’s member has super-human abilities?
Heh-heh. Heh-heh. Heh-heh. This post rules, Butt-head.
Looks like Tina Fey’s ovaries in Baby Mama…
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/
which is the bellend?
This kind of looks like a penis.
Yeah, kind of abstract, though, with the head off in infinity somehere. Kind of like no matter what we’re fucked but we don’t know to what extent yet.
We’ve all seen that picture of Jim under the umbrella, so we know that he is a teenaged boy. Of course he sees “dirty” pictures everywhere. That’s what normal kids his age do.
Sorry for all the rude comments, Jim. I think you’re doing a wonderful job and you’re a very special person. (That’s the kind of shit I’ve got to tell my millennial kid all the time. The one who just fucked up her credit rating royally.)
[re=239493]WadISay[/re]: Oh yeah, that’s a WIN.
You can serve us up a penis anytime, Jim. And I dare say the ladies and some gents will agree, so long as it has something to do with America’s Boyfriendâ„¢ Nate Silver.
That’s it. I am never stepping away from Wonkette for five or six hours again. Not only do I miss Barry’s press conference but I miss penis jokes. I greatly enjoy penis jokes. Because I am 12.
[re=239388]Mustang[/re]: Yes, well, we’ve all found our penises in unusual places at times, haven’t we? Well, those of us with penises, at any rate. But my point is, you never know what those rascals will get up to next.
I didn’t get it at first. But, once I tilted my head and inserted it into my rectum then I got it. Funny observation, guys.
YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY PEOPLE come HERE ALL the TIME. WHAT THE FUCK. You people make us Christians sick. I THINK THIS POST SHOULD BE REMOVED BEFORE ANY OTHER, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I’MMA GETTIN’ TEH HORNIES.
Mine has more bumps
Come on. That is totally the stimulus package, right? It so is…
It looks like it could use a dose of Valtrex.
4tehlulz, very observant. LOL
Also a robot claw from “Childhood’s End”, our time is up.
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