• February 14, 2012
ADDENDA

And Speaking Of Pollster.com…

by Jim Newell

4:40 pm February 9, 2009

…This kind of looks like a penis. [Pollster]

{ 46 comments }

Aurelio February 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Jim, please keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself. Or start your own gay snark site. Also.

Serolf Divad February 9, 2009 at 4:43 pm

You’re so gross Jim. Get your head out of the gutter.

To me it looks like a lobster… a lobster eating a dismembered penis that’s been tossed in the ocean by an enraged ex-girlfriend with a pair of scissors and a bottle of chloroform.

Dramatist February 9, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Much like a Rohrschach test, Newell, you are seeing what you want to see.

Blam!

Schadenfried February 9, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Oh, here we go, white man obsessed with black peanus! Also.

SayItWithWookies February 9, 2009 at 4:44 pm

No, that’s a stimulus package.

Mustang February 9, 2009 at 4:45 pm

If this is what your … Do you .. um … I mean, have you seen a doctor or anything?

shortsshortsshorts February 9, 2009 at 4:47 pm

The dots represent recent Herpes activity.

Diggit February 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm

Whenever I see a penis drawing like this, my question is, where’s your point?

BillyClubb February 9, 2009 at 4:52 pm

To me it looks like Michael Phelps and his bong.

Dramatist February 9, 2009 at 4:52 pm

If your popularity lasts more than four hours, contact a doctor immediately.

snowblind February 9, 2009 at 4:52 pm

A penis/pole! Wacka wacka. And right after Stormy Daniels versus Diaper-man Vitter. This is turning into one steamy Monday.

Jim Newell February 9, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Maybe I just won’t write posts for you people anymore.

pattycake February 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm

I see it. But then, I’ve been seeing penises everywhere lately.

Liquid February 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm

[re=239337]Jim Newell[/re]: But, Jim, I love your post!

I mean posts! Post-s! Plural!

Oh, dear…

jagorev February 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Looks more like Blago’s taint to me.

What?

nonbeliever7 February 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm

To us breeders, that looks like a cervical fallopian thingamagiggy with many spurned cells randomly bouncing off each other until, voila, one of them hits pay dirt and in turn becomes a teenager who resents everything you do…..

twowheeljunkie February 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm

3 dots to start a sentence. Remind you of someone.

wine glass?

Toomush Infermashun February 9, 2009 at 5:00 pm

Oh, Jim, of course you’ll post for us…you wuvs us so much yur jest seein’ penii everwhar…

Red Zeppelin February 9, 2009 at 5:05 pm

heh, heh, heh…a Dick!

grevillea February 9, 2009 at 5:08 pm

That looks like a map of Massachusetts. Or yes, maybe a warty cock’n'balls.

4tehlulz February 9, 2009 at 5:09 pm

Looks like Pollster is cut.

facehead February 9, 2009 at 5:12 pm

It is a vase on its side, or … two flat-faced lovers about to kiss?

I report, you decide.

facehead February 9, 2009 at 5:13 pm

[re=239337]Jim Newell[/re]: I think you’ve been hanging out with the wrong penises.

Sussemilch February 9, 2009 at 5:15 pm

And the further back you chart that data, the longer the penis gets. Inadvertently, Pollster has scientifically proven that Obama’s cock is so large it can travel through time. This has serious implications for the stability of the space-time continuum.

Either that, or it is Michael Phelps’ bong, and he is smoking us towards bipartisanship.

Hail Ants February 9, 2009 at 5:16 pm

Denby’s “Snark” book is dismaying, pointless, wrong in every way and should never have been written. Still, I have to admit this post is “proudly idiotic.”

Dramatist February 9, 2009 at 5:17 pm

[re=239337]Jim Newell[/re]: Sorry for being such a dick.

BLAM!!!

Mustang February 9, 2009 at 5:22 pm

[re=239337]Jim Newell[/re]: Sorry. Hey everybody! Jim can find penises in unusual places! Look at Jim’s remarkable penis! Isn’t that something?

loquaciousmusic February 9, 2009 at 5:23 pm

[re=239375]Hail Ants[/re]: They Might Be Giants are proudly idiotic too, but I don’t see Denby picking on them.

Min February 9, 2009 at 5:27 pm

[re=239346]nonbeliever7[/re]: Oh, good. I thought I was the only one.

WadISay February 9, 2009 at 7:00 pm

If anybody is inclined to “massage the data,” I seriously don’t want to know what emerges.

Kev-O-Tron February 9, 2009 at 7:02 pm

The penis post was here than it was gone and now it’s here again. Magic Penis? Can Magic Titty weigh in on the likelihood that’s Jim’s member has super-human abilities?

Jewdishoowary Square February 9, 2009 at 7:13 pm

Heh-heh. Heh-heh. Heh-heh. This post rules, Butt-head.

wickedlittledoll February 9, 2009 at 7:16 pm

Looks like Tina Fey’s ovaries in Baby Mama…

http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/

nosnikreplliw February 9, 2009 at 7:22 pm

which is the bellend?

serj! February 9, 2009 at 7:25 pm

This kind of looks like a penis.

Yeah, kind of abstract, though, with the head off in infinity somehere. Kind of like no matter what we’re fucked but we don’t know to what extent yet.

DustBowlBlues February 9, 2009 at 7:28 pm

We’ve all seen that picture of Jim under the umbrella, so we know that he is a teenaged boy. Of course he sees “dirty” pictures everywhere. That’s what normal kids his age do.

Sorry for all the rude comments, Jim. I think you’re doing a wonderful job and you’re a very special person. (That’s the kind of shit I’ve got to tell my millennial kid all the time. The one who just fucked up her credit rating royally.)

CuntryFirst February 9, 2009 at 8:32 pm

[re=239493]WadISay[/re]: Oh yeah, that’s a WIN.

hobospacejungle February 9, 2009 at 9:02 pm

You can serve us up a penis anytime, Jim. And I dare say the ladies and some gents will agree, so long as it has something to do with America’s Boyfriend™ Nate Silver.

OffTheRecord February 9, 2009 at 9:06 pm

That’s it. I am never stepping away from Wonkette for five or six hours again. Not only do I miss Barry’s press conference but I miss penis jokes. I greatly enjoy penis jokes. Because I am 12.

Mahousu February 9, 2009 at 10:08 pm

[re=239388]Mustang[/re]: Yes, well, we’ve all found our penises in unusual places at times, haven’t we? Well, those of us with penises, at any rate. But my point is, you never know what those rascals will get up to next.

Styrofoam Boots February 9, 2009 at 11:57 pm

I didn’t get it at first. But, once I tilted my head and inserted it into my rectum then I got it. Funny observation, guys.

shortsshortsshorts February 10, 2009 at 12:25 am

YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY PEOPLE come HERE ALL the TIME. WHAT THE FUCK. You people make us Christians sick. I THINK THIS POST SHOULD BE REMOVED BEFORE ANY OTHER, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I’MMA GETTIN’ TEH HORNIES.

JG February 10, 2009 at 12:55 am

Mine has more bumps

rebellitor February 10, 2009 at 1:19 am

Come on. That is totally the stimulus package, right? It so is…

tehbenton February 10, 2009 at 7:46 am

It looks like it could use a dose of Valtrex.

Wellstone' February 11, 2009 at 1:01 pm

4tehlulz, very observant. LOL

Also a robot claw from “Childhood’s End”, our time is up.

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