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BECAUSE HE DIDN’T READ IT: Al Gore’s polar-bear movie, The Inconvenient Truth, won a Grammy last night for best audio book. Barack Obama’s Grammy-winning audio book is so much better. [Broadway World]


2:17 PM on Mon February 9 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. BillyClubb says at 2:20 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Oh great, just what Al Gore’s ego needs: another award.

  2. you cannot be serious says at 2:21 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Al Gore, go get your own damn fries, bitch.

  3. V572625694 says at 2:25 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Move over, Howard Stern (remember him?) — Al Gore is now King of All Media.

  4. cspurgeon says at 2:32 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Can’t wait to hear the Stephen Colbert backlash.

  5. Doglessliberal says at 2:36 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Wait, his movie turned into a book turned into audio…? What next? An Inconvenient Truth: the Musical?

  6. Come here a minute says at 2:37 pm, February 9th, 2009

    If you don’t say “motherfucker” in your audiobook, you don’t get to be president.

  7. mattbolt says at 2:40 pm, February 9th, 2009

    To clarify, here is a list of shit Al Gore has won:
    Oscar
    Grammy
    Daytime Emmy
    Nobel Fucking Prize
    NAACP Image Award
    Webby
    US Presidential Election*
    Manbearpig

  8. norbizness says at 2:40 pm, February 9th, 2009

    He didn’t read it himself, did he? Because that would be more dreadfully boring than the talking Al Gore doll.

  9. WagTehGod says at 2:40 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Isn’t movie to book a little backwards? Should we be expecting it to be carved into stone next? (And, obv, is there an award for THAT to satisfy Gore The Publicity Whore?).

  10. Doglessliberal: Don’t give Gore any ideas!

  11. mattbolt says at 2:41 pm, February 9th, 2009
  12. SayItWithWookies says at 2:43 pm, February 9th, 2009

    “Mr. Gore, it’s an audio book — you don’t really have to say ‘could I have the next slide, please.’”

  13. mattbolt says at 2:48 pm, February 9th, 2009

    norbizness: It was read by a dull triumvirate of people who were willing to be paid in sandwiches in exchange for reading 100 pages each of scientific projections and graphs:

    Beau Bridges, Blair Underwood & Cynthia Nixon. Hey, remember her? She was that pale, ginger MILF who talked about her sexual needs on that show for ladies in the 90s.

  14. Come here a minute says at 2:49 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Doglessliberal: Dreams from My Father would make a great musical–music by Elton John, book by President Barack Obama–guaranteed Tony Awards!

  15. Colander says at 2:51 pm, February 9th, 2009

    mattbolt:

    He won America’s Illest Dance Crew or whatever last season, too.

  16. BillyClubb says at 2:53 pm, February 9th, 2009

    mattbolt: To be fair, he never found manbearpig, and yes, “I’m serial!”.

  17. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 2:55 pm, February 9th, 2009
  18. Doglessliberal says at 2:56 pm, February 9th, 2009

    mattbolt: oh jeebus

  19. Doglessliberal says at 2:56 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Come here a minute: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  20. Texan Bulldoggette says at 3:02 pm, February 9th, 2009

    Two words: Lawk Bocks (Sigh………….)

  21. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 3:12 pm, February 9th, 2009

    cspurgeon: Colbert is going to be pissed. Finally, someone is going to take that Al Gore guy down a notch.

  22. hobospacejungle says at 3:33 pm, February 9th, 2009

    He’s talking, of course, about ManBearPig. Half man, half bear and half pig. Or, wait, half man, half bearpig. Or is it half bear, half manpig?

  23. chascates says at 3:46 pm, February 9th, 2009

    norbizness: When I got the move from NetFlix I had to go back several times and replay segments because I kept drifting off. He’s got to be the most boring, monotonic speaker I’ve ever heard.

  24. Wake me for the sequel: An Incontinent Truth. It’s supposed to be an eye-opener or whatever.

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