Wonkette
Here’s Barack Obama today, in whatever random Midwest hamlet of Poors he picked for promoting his stimulus package, responding to something Sean Hannity apparently DEMANDED on his teevee show: that the two of them go get a beer. Because if Obama really wants to reach his hand across the aisle, that requires him taking taking some fathead wingnut teevee slob (who murdered Alan Colmes — where else would he be??) out for a beer. Obama likes to respond to these demagogues, for some reason, and pretend-accepts Hannity’s invitation. But maybe this is just Obama going undercover to locate the secret “black site” sex dungeon in which Hannity keeps Colmes?
If he could actually master his gag reflex and choke down a beer in Hannity’s presence, then he’s a better man than I.
The President understood that it was beer, and not fisting, right? Because doing one with conservative windbags is kind of fun in a twisted sort of way, and the other is just tedious and painful.
Obama To Poison Sean Hannity
From your mouth to God’s ear.
Don’t do it, Mr. President! It’s a trap!
Probably not a very clever one, though, considering the source. Probably a pile of branches over a tiger pit with a bucket of chicken on top. Hannity is a racist tool.
…that title just caused me to spontaneously ejaculate!
Obama will have finished ten beers before Hannity finishes asking his first question*
where question = three hundred Rush Limbaugh talking points strung together with a slight change of tone on the last word in a failed attempt to indicate a query
Sadly, the terms of the “beer” could not be agreed on by both sides. Hannity suggested Colt 45 or Budweiser, which was countered by suggestions of Newcastle Brown Ale or an Imperial Russian Mocha Stout (served in a ceramic bottle, of course).
Obama needs to walk in and beat Hannity to death with a baseball bat, just like Al Capone did in The Untouchables. Would any other conservative windbag screw with him after that? I think not.
Stop being so nice, Barry. First you freak out that Marine saluting you in front of the Marine One helicopter, now you want to meet with Sean Hannity? Tell him you’re the Prez and you don’t drink beer anymore.
Hannity strikes me as more of a “kiss up kick down” sort of douchebag. I would not be surprised if Hannity offered to blow Barry right there at the bar after a couple of beers.
Min: The enemy of my enemy is my secret service detail, you cracka bitch!
The new saying should be:
You attract more flies with a honey wheat ale than with skunked Natty Lite.
GodDAMNit Barry, stop legitimizing these fucktards. It’s not going to help.
fyi: when a black muslin from chitown says “a beer” he means a 40 oz. of St. Ides!
MARCdMan: I would settle for Barry drunk-dialing Sean’s “Hate Hannity Hotline”, live of course.
So Barack Hussein NObama, our half breed muslin anti-christ communist President, returns to the same town in Bitter Heartland Real America USA that didn’t vote from him in either the primaries or the general election to drum up support for a plan which would breathe life into their meth dungeon squatting hole, thus turning the eyes of the nation to a place the lucky have long since left and the old, bitter, and jobless are stuck in, and someone in the audience has the gall to ask why that dirty elitist Hussein hasn’t had time to have a beer with America’s hero of the working poor, Sean Hannity?
But maybe this is just Obama going undercover to locate the secret “black site” sex dungeon in which Hannity keeps Colmes?
20 shiny Ameros says that ain’t no joke.
You know what I do to blowhards like that? I drink their sorry asses under the table and then laugh at them when they can’t remember what the hell the point was they were trying to make in the first place. I’d stick ‘em with the check, too, but Assity and people who agree with him tend to be lousy tippers.
I like how Obama tries to humor intellectually challenged folk. He is so compassionate. After all, Hannity gives hope to every moron in America that they, too, can spout nonsensical words on teevee someday.
I don’t get it: every right-wing host – Beck, O’Reilly, Limbaugh – has some blatant hypocritical drug/vibrator scandal they get caught doing, yet nothing has turned up with Hannity. Is it safe to assume he induces his wife to have abortions then eats the fetus for dessert? I’d like to nominate that as 2009’s “Joe Lieberman is a virgin” maliciously-spread rumor.
Does this mean he has to do Oxycontin with Rush Limbaugh and drink the blood of virgins with Ann Coulter?
Not even Colmes wants to have a beer with Hannity. Between having a beer with Hannity/Dick Morris/Rush Limbaugh ilk & 20 years pounding rocks, hand me my pick.
SayItWithWookies: Remember, if his shoes are still on when he passes out, Barry can totally write “PEENUS” all over him with a Sharpie.
God knows what he’d have to do with a Pee-Hag like Glenn Beck. Golden showers, anyone?
NoWireHangers: Sounds like you’ve spent some time in Indiana, observing it well.
Don’t worry, by the end of it our God-man will have Hannity and Limbaugh making out with each other like drunken spring break girls vying for his attention.
ManchuCandidate: Oh absolutely. That’s the only explanation for a person of his intellectual caliber getting his own show…he must have stuck his head up the ass of untold numbers of producers and network hacks.
Hannity just wants to lure him to his house so he can have him go out yonder in the back ‘n bust up a chiffarobe.
He goes much further into deepest Indiana and he’s going to get a question preceded by the clause “I’m one of those people who don’t think blacks should have the right to vote…”
And if it’s one thing puffy, ignorant, proto-fascist rabble-rousers like Hannity don’t need, it’s another beer.
Sherry and bisquits with George Will and his girl friends, appletinis at the WH with Boehner and McConnell, motzahs and MD 20/20 with Eric Cantor, beer with Hannity, Oxy with Rush, and, Barry, they’ll shit on your front lawn.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/09/opinion/09krugman.html?_r=1&ref=todayspaper
FiveTree,
By God, you’re right! And Hopey’s left-handed too.
Yeah I saw this on Calderone’s blog at Politico. I love fuckin with those wingnuts as my fully retarded fauxwingnut JEDI NITE. Looks like Hannity will have to chase him down like his buddy Geraldo did to Blaaaagggho.
man, this guy is GOOD.
Hannity is going to have to buy his own damn fries.
UNZIPPEDFLY: Yep, that Mayella Hannity just wants some lovin’ and attention, that’s all. Slavin’ away all her life at that inbred, disease infested swamp of FOX news has left her all tired and achey for a piece of man.
Fivetree: I think he’d have to do Snausages or Steak’ems with Coulter- they could talk about life as a half breed- she’s part human/ part greyhound.
Go ahead, Barry, share a beer with Sean. Also, pass it through your kidneys first.
loudmouthredhead: I would have pegged Barry as a Hoegaarden guy myself.
Fivetree: Ann Coulter cuts herself?
BigDupa: Kibbles n Bits, then.
With Bill O’Reilly they could just get together and suck all the light, life and matter out of the universe.
SayItWithWookies: I should’ve been more specific and said that she drinks the blood of “young” virgins. Coulter is, after all, about a 500 years old and did face time with Vlad the Impaler.
Jesus, what’s up with this whole thing about Presidents answering questions from people who don’t support him? I don’t understand what that’s about.
Leave it some ridicolous hick to tell Barry that he should have a beer with AssHannity, as though he could learn the uppity negra some..sheesh!
SayItWithWookies: Daily - but that’s to be expected in the course of pruning back the regrowth of so much facial stubble.
and by “beer”, he is offering Hannity a bottle of “Old Piss”….
Fivetree: Now this…this…this finally explains Ann Coulter…thnx…!
Dear President Obama:
1. Tell Hannity in a hushed whisper that you want to meet him at this great little bar, and that the slang for being served a beer is to “get fisted”. If he really wants to look “in”, he tells the bartender and everyone around him that he’s there to get fisted.
2. Send him to a skanky gay bar. No, I don’t know where, but I’m sure someone in Secret Service does.
3. Arrive late, but have Secret Service show up first, with very small videocameras.
Jim, this is just wrong. It’s mean to get one’s (okay mine) hopes up that way. Damn sadist.
StoneAge: Tools Gone Wild.
FIVE AND A HALF BEERS, ALAN!
I LOVE that Obama is mentioning Limbaugh an Hannity by name. He should do it more often.
The more, the better…it will dilute their brand.
People say it’s a mistake for him to do this, I don’t think so at all. It’s like Harry Potter and
“He Who Must Not Be Named” bullshit.
SAY their names and keep saying them…their power will diminish.
Obama is smart and just oh. so. cool.
Colmes as The Gimp from Pulp Fiction? Hmmm
The PUMAs demand that Obama refuse to meet Hannity without preconditions.
Barry’s love of the beers proves he is not a real Muslin.
I think Barack “Barry” Hussain Obama should meet our conservative Hero Sean Hannity
for a beer. Remember Sean will buy. I don’t know how the american people can be so
brainwashed to vote for the dems again. Clinton was a joke and was putting the country
into a recession that Bush cleared up when he got into office. We need a real concervative
person like Ron Paul to be president not a liberal socialist like Barack Hussain Obama.
Lets hope he and the dem’s don’t do too much damage until they can get kicked out of office.