Finally, a stimulus bill we can believe in: Cable-teevee company Comcast will pay TEN DOLLARS to each Tucson subscriber who maybe saw a few seconds of sexytime hardcore XXX pr0nography just when something important was happening in the Super Bowl game. If you saw some terrible naked man-lady fuckin’ when you expected to see good old-fashioned obese helmeted men slapping each others’ asses before actually killing each other, for America, Comcast says “sorry” and $10 will soon be in the mail, maybe. [Multichannel]
Cable Companies Pay YOU To Watch Porn
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Milk and cookies keep you awake, Ken?
This is just another example of pay for play politics!
Today we are all porn watchers.
I’m watching early morning MSNBC and they’ve got a story about a Down’s Syndrome kid making 3-pointers for his high school basketball team. Without the sound it looks like everyone’s mocking him. “Yay, the retard made a basket! Let us cheer wildly and cry. This totally makes up for all the horrible things we’ve done in our lives.!”
I’ll be he’s never seen porn. CAN’T WE HELP THE DOWN’S SYNDROME KIDS SEE PORN? WHAT KIND OF SOCIETY ARE WE THAT DENIES PORN TO DOWN’S SYNDROME KIDS?
Best. Stimulus. Idea. Ever.
And what the GOP counter? Only if the man in question was underage, cause once they hit puberty seeing their wangs is no longer sexual? Especially if touched by a *shudder* woman?
Occasionally I am walking down the street and someone offers to pay me to watch porn with him.
In Soviet United States, porn channel pay you!
I watched a few seconds of ‘American Idol’ recently. I feel like I should be compensated for that.
Ken, did you have a meatball and peppers sandwich before going to bed at a reasonable hour? But then you had a nightmare that you were on the Cosby Show, and a bunch of Jim Henson creations involved you in an abstract plotline involving Rudy and Raven Simone, and it kept you up, and you typed ‘$10 pron’ into the google latitudes, and then this came up?
I’m just asking.
I watch a lot of porn so I will soon be rich, and with the money I intend to buy even more porn
“Comcast Tucson receives the KVOA feed through an arrangement with Cox Communications.”
I think we’ve located the source of the full frontal male nudity.
Stimulus I can get behind. behind.
Having seen the clip, I think that it works out to a buck an inch.
Comcast should be thankful that it wasn’t John Holmes.
Is this Barack’s way of telling us that Lexington Steele is about to be named Chairman of the FCC?
That is alot of money that can now go to Ms. Palin’s PAC.
[re=236558]loquaciousmusic[/re]:
Or mayor of Bridgeport
[re=236561]Rush[/re]: I wish! Bridgeport’s current mayor has no acting experience whatsoever.
So because I watch a lot of porn that means I’m upper class now?
Rather than direct payment, Mitch McConnell wants tax incentives to watch porn.
Dear Editors:
As a faithful reader, I must let you know that the only thing that has been more disappointing than the web site linked to the text “hardcore XXX pr0nography” was the web site linked to the text “naked man-lady fuckin’.” Please be more careful in the future. I expect much more from you.
[re=236537]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]: The GOP is upset that their idea to stimulate the economy by tax cuts for young boys in gay porn was totally ignored by Obama.
A friend out there who saw it, while watching at someone else’s house, says her hosts are under the impression that the $10 is vaguely (or maybe not) tied to a promise not to sue. Just in case they were forever emotionally scarred over what they saw.
Shit, if I had $10 for every 30 seconds of porn I encountered…
A few seconds of value compared to three hours of mindless television?
Does anyone have a link to YouTube that shows this infraction? Wasn’t ANYONE with a computer in Tuscon recording the superbowl?!
You know, I saw Sean Hannity interviewing Rush Limbaugh on Fox News, which is basically the total opposite of porn. That is surely worth $20.
[re=236622]BruceLee5000[/re]: Fleshbot had it up, I would give you the link but I’m at work and the bossy no likey pr0n.
Being paid because you got to watch people fuck…Only in America! The greatest country in the whole wide world! Most folks have to PAY to watch people fucking, but not here. Top THAT you commie bastards!
Insert stimulus plan joke.
Hah. I said “insert.”
[re=236684]Mr Blifil[/re]: Haha you said “Stimulus.”
Paid to watch porn?
DREAM COME TRUE!!!!!
Did I spell that right?
[re=236606]ella[/re]: My 82-year-old mother saw it and I think I might end of having to pay Comcast. She hasn’t been this animated since 1975. No jury would ever say she was harmed.
I looked it up on the internet after the fact. Can I get a check, too?
Oh, well, at least the parents will get a big $10 check. Don’t spend it all in one place, folks.
Notice how these smexy “accidents” keep happening at the Super Bowl? By the time we reach Super Bowl XXXVREKUII the halftime show will be an on-field orgy by everyone attending the game, and at the end of the game, the losing team will be stripped and decapitated. Pay per view.
[re=236628]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Just thinking about that has killed my sexual appetite for at least the next three days.
[re=236622]BruceLee5000[/re]: Here it is Bruce Lee. It’s a real thigh-slapper.
[re=237133]you cannot be serious[/re]: Uh, here. http://defamer.com/5146670/super-bowl-porn-watchers-offered-ten-bucks-as-hazard-pay
[re=236983]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Exactly. $20!
BRUCE LEE, Also Here. http://fleshbot.com/5144220/porn-invades-the-super-bowl?autoplay=true?skyline=true&s=i
What tha Fu!@#$%^…. is this true….wow sign me in !!! Show me tha money …I’ll do it all day long for 10 bucks – Now I can afford coronas and diritos
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