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Ha ha ha, so incredibly stupid, but here we are, LAUGHING. If you’d like to know the context of this amazing still — and we certainly don’t — you can read more here. Something about a brawl at “Cheyney” University. Really. [Philadelphia Will Do, ABC 6 Philadelphia]

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  1. I can dig the irony, but really, there is a serious social problem here. It’s called Welfare Day Care for Adults. I’ve had better luck training monkeys than they are having at educating niggers.

  2. P.S. FUCK YOU KEN! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GO GET A NOSE OPERATION SO THAT YOU CAN CONTINUE TO BE WHITE AND RUN NIGGER STORIES ON THIS WASHED UP GHETTO ASS NIGGER MAXI PAD DOUCHE BAG RAG. FUCK YOU KIKES!

  3. [re=235361]CussingNews[/re]: Fuck you.
    [re=235364]CussingNews[/re]: Fuck you.
    [re=235365]CussingNews[/re]: Fuck you.

    Your grammar shows that your school (DUH WHA SKOOL???/?.?>???) would probably have an easier time training a monkey. You are a cretinous shit-stain.

  4. Seeing this guy named George Bush reminds me of all those Cubans named Vladimir, etc. Totalitarian states aren’t as everlasting as they used to be, are they? And neither are communist ones.

  5. [re=235373]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That was a particular form of crazy. Like a bulldozer of crazy that drives around the cyberwebs looking for a place to dump. I can’t even give it troll status.

  6. [re=235361]CussingNews[/re]: Hey Morph-o-Dite, the E.P.A. would like you to empty the contents of your skull at the nearest superfund site.

  7. [re=235364]CussingNews[/re]: also, see you in hell? you will be in hell, but good luck waiting for any of us to show up after you’ve brought the tone of the place down.

  8. Hey, it don’t have anything to do with any of the rest of you mongoloids and negroids… but that kike ran his mouth about the wrong people… when we see you… you’ll be wearing your big jew nose on the other side of your head kike!

  9. George Bush is the president of horse shit! You know, back in Crawford, TX? Hey, who’s this black dude? I’m sure the RNC is so damn confused right now! Too many teh blacks!

  10. [re=235385]CussingNews[/re]: That doesn’t make sense physiologically or logically. Are you using the royal WE or are you referring to some band of ruffians that you have riled up and brought down to the local library to use the interwebs? Also, who the fuck are you talking about? Please reply to all of these questions in English and Spanish. Thank you.

  11. [re=235385]CussingNews[/re]:

    I see, that’s facinating. And do you have an opinion on the PUMAs?

    Also, thoughts on butt secks would be appreciated. Also.

  12. [re=235377]ServiceJervixJuice[/re]: Aww, shit…

    Morphodites everywhere, please accept my apologies. I withdraw my name from consideration for the appointment.

  13. CussingNews is just a little upset right now because his mom’s got that whole meth arrest thing going on, and someone else grabbed the Wonkette name FuckinRedneck that he had his heart set on.

    Also that he’s named after a pair of pants made by a Jewish guy from San Francisco.

  14. [re=235385]CussingNews[/re]: Wait. So, Ken actually is Jewish?!

    … GIT’EM!!!! WOOOOOOOO WOO [various pig noises] WOOOOOOO!!!

    … [Ass-rape]

  15. [re=235365]CussingNews[/re]: What fukn RNC planet are you from? You keep it up with this dookie brain spew & we’ll find your ass & put you in the bathroom with Larry Craig! Oh, you’d like that?

  16. [re=235402]Hound[/re]:

    I was guessing it was George W. Bush actually. He’s sitting alone in that house in Dallas, drinking light beer, watching ESPN, and surfing the web.

  17. I’d say it’s time for the FBI cyberspies to do something besides hang out on teenage girl chats and go after a certain violent maniac who has now made a public threat. Forget banning, try restraining order.

  18. [re=235404]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: Hahahaha “ass rape.”

    [re=235385]CussingNews[/re]: I read the blog you are trying to plug. Larry Sinclair called, he wants his talent back.

  19. [re=235408]grendel[/re]: What is that a picture of on the blog? Aushwitz? Berlin wall?

    Really weird. Follow the link to his twitter for more insight.

  20. [re=235388]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Not for long tho:
    Blog has been removed

    Sorry, the blog at thecussingnews.blogspot.com has been removed. This address is not available for new blogs.

  21. [re=235388]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: “thecussingnews.blogspot.com has been removed.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Fucking idiot. Oh no dood! All those brilliant blog posts down teh toobs!

  22. [re=235404]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: also, i’m confused by the comments about ken on a post by jim. OR ARE THEY ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON???!!!???!! or maybe ken is the dude, and jim is the name he calls his nose…whatever

  23. Worse yet, this troll’s other amazing effort has been removed:
    Sorry, the blog at cussingrealitytv.blogspot.com has been removed. This address is not available for new blogs.

  24. [re=235432]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Honestly, I bet he’s pretty fucking pissed right now. His Twitter account just got the axe too!

    Cussingnews: We’re sorry, no REALLY! You see we are mean-spirited people (David Denby told me) and we take great joy in mocking you. So… sorry? We would have trolled your site with great gusto and furious anger.

  25. [re=235444]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: only 2 friends…and one of them’s tom.
    furthermore, i’m curious about what he means by “nop candy coating”.

  26. also, have we ever seen Ashley Todd and cussingatjews in a room at the same time?

    I’m not saying anything, just asking the question…

  27. [re=235471]SayItWithWookies[/re]: You can tell that Wonkette is getting larger. It used to take effort to destroy other people’s blogs. Now our editors type a few things, click a few boxes, and all of a sudden you are banished to interweb Cyberia.

  28. And I still have no idea what set this troglodyte off. Is he a graduate of Cheyney University?

    BTW, the comments of the news story deserve some attention of their own. Ick!

  29. [re=235471]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I know, right? One minute you’re just cold writin’ your wingnut stuff, hatin’ on Jews and blacks like any upstanding citizen and than BAM! Somebody just unplugs the tubes and leaves you alone in the dark. All that angry cussing was for nothing…

    Now I know why Hitler shot himself – it’s tough being so cutting edge (cussing edge?).

  30. Also, what is going on with the advertising? Does Wonkette have a lot of “Jane Austen Addicts?” Can we find them and ban them? RU4REELZ???? Also.

  31. [re=235487]JeffGoldblum[/re]: Yes but you haven’t seen the “Free Grants for Republicans!” advertisement yet. I am sure they will greatly benefit by being here.

  32. Oh, don’t worry about the cussin’ thing once the government marries him to a black jew gay and his guns are taken away he’ll settle down real nice. He’s just a little spunky still. It’s all part of the stimulous bill.

  33. [re=235385]CussingNews[/re]: There are affordable drugs for PMS readily available.

    We think we are being creative at Wonkette, then it turns out that there is a college named Cheyney with a president named George Bush, and many in the student body are African American. When life trumps art that soundly, it is the most amusing snark of all.

  34. ‘Kike’? Really?
    Geez, I haven’t heard that word for years.
    If you’re going to be a racist in today’s world you should really keep up with the times, otherwise it makes you look really ignorant.
    Anyway, thanks for the ‘groovy’ comment, I guess.

  35. [re=235364]CussingNews[/re]: Cussing, old son, have you thought about dating Soul Sister? She seems PERFECT FOR YOU.

    [re=235416]Gopherit[/re]: Damn you. I have not eaten all day, and for some reason Mac & Cheese with a Frito crust sounds really . . . . filling?

    Will you put some cut-up Smokey Link sausages in it, too? I need my daily dose of salts, red dyes and nitrates.

    HMMMMMM!

  36. Grrr, you guys are always scaring the available dudes away! Okay, so he dropped a couple negroid-bombs, and he called my mom the k-word during thanksgiving dinner, even though she died, like, five years ago, on thanksgiving day. HE LOVED ME, YOU GUYS!!

    Sure, I hadn’t yet told him that I was secretly an abortion, and had both a penis and vagina, but he was really tolerant when it was just us two. Hate you guys.

  37. [re=235522]Colander[/re]: Dude, I salute your inebriation. Or, if not, I feel that surrealism is the only way to interpret the modern world. Well, that’s a lie, I guess I’m just

  38. [re=235477]Mr Blifil[/re]: The reporter is definitely a hard-working fox. Too much eye make-up, though.

    What a depressing scene in that video. I went to high school just over the hill from Cheyney; I used to know “civil rights” “activists” who taught there and at Lincoln (another of the colleges sending combatants) for gas money and not much more. “Historically Black Colleges and Universities”: a fucking shame.

    Just a shitty news day, one end to the other. I venture to say that it’s time to get wasted. Anyone got money for antifreeze?

  39. Oh, wormwood! Oh, wormwood! Oh, bitter, bitter wormwood!

    You lame-ass ‘Pugtard “Barry-Is-A-Muslin” Bitterz really do need to go get a fucking life now.

    Like one of you cretins told me after Florida,”Get over it.”

  40. Cussing News:

    37 year old “white” male, 3.5 inch penis, fully erect, which it rarely is, nowadays, outside of Demolition Derbys or Ann Coulter “book” signings. Lives with parents on the barren outskirts of Arlington, Texas; glares at “the Negroes” when their backs are turned. Hates “the Mexicans” but works with them at the local Wal-Mart, or did until he was fired for making suggestive comments to his colleague, overweight cashier Tessa Blumenfeld. Upon discovering that Tessa’s father was of Hungarian-Jewish heritage, Mr. News went on a sloppy graffiti rampage, targeting the closest thing to a synagogue he could find, a Kosher delicatessen. Mr. Menshevicz was not amused.

    Jerks off secretly to gay porn and puts Ken Layne’s face on the top and his on the bottom.

  41. OMG BREAKING NEWS. Cussingnews was right. There is a shadow government of uneducated blacks RUNNING THE WHITE HOUSE. OMG OMG IDK OMG BRB KTHANXBIE.

    And to all of you slandering the gentleman after he has been completely banned from the interwebs, do any of you deserve to throw the first stone? Do what Jesus would do and be racist already. I mean FUCK. Get out there and make dumb racist comments that you think make sense! Better yet, slap a child and steal his grandmother’s money while you push her into an intersection. Let’s spice it up people! WE HAVE A NEW PREZDINT FER GAWD SAKES.

  42. THIS turned out to be the awesome of the day, and yet as soon as it became racially charged, everyone commented, and then waited for that particular comment to come out of it. As a person commenting on this site, I am appalled by the fact that I keep commenting. Comment. Commenting. Comment. Also.
    I think I will simply sue every single one of you instead, for making this thread die. Or I will fap to the new pics of Ken Layne that TMZ has found. THEY ARE INCREDIBLY SECKSIE. HE IS WEARING A TUBA ON HIS NOSE.
    *fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

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