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Some local folks spotted a black Porsche with the Virginia license plate “I Rove” in their Crystal City, VA apartment complex parking lot. We believe it has the name of Karl Rove’s frat in the border. Most importantly, it is a handicapped spot. This is the first bad thing Karl Rove has ever done in his life. UPDATE: Some commenters have pointed out that the border is actually that of a black fraternity (Kappa Alpha Psi, not Pi Kappa Alpha). Why did Karl Rove steal a black man’s car? [Anai Rhoads]
Does ethically and morally crippled count?
How about socially and emotionally?
How about “forehead like Sloth from Goonies”?
John Yu said it was fine, so go fuck yourself.
Maybe it belongs to a romantic Korean.
IF A MAN HAS TO TRAVEL THAT FAR TO GET A PROSTITUTE, THAN MAN IS FULLY VINDICATED. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DON’T YOU BURN HIM AT THE STAKE????????/??
Karl drives a Jaguar, this is most likely some other douche nozzle. Although if he has traded and this is in fact his plate it still doesn’t compete with Cindy McCain’s “MS BUD” Lexus.
I guess the license plate “I am an insufferable asswipe from hell” was already taken.
Handicapped parking is a LIBERAL invention that only functions to ensure the genetically SUPERIOR rich people have to WALK OCCASIONALLY.
EXTREME LIBERAL SOCIALISM IS WHAT IT IS. DIE.
Did the Porsche give off an odor of self-serving, cynical hypocrisy as though its owner calculated the odds of every short-term tactic but completely missed the big picture, coupled with overtones of resorting to status symbols as signs of success once his initial divisive formula and his predictions of a permanent Republican majority were left in tatters by his scorched-earth politics and smug denial in the face of harsh reatlity? I know it’s kind of a subtle scent, but you’ll know it when you smell it.
I Rove Robot, do aver, I will make my IT man’s plane defer…and then, since death is so crippling, take his parking place.
He does indeed drive a Jaguar. Once it got wrapped in plastic by some swells in the Political Affairs office. This porsche is owned by some anonymous twat bucket–or possibly a very nice, prosperous handicapped person to whom we all owe an apology. The end.
SayItWithWookies: Lassie, what’s the matter? What can you smell? There’s something in the trunk of that car, you say?
Hobgobbler: “EXTREME LIBERAL SOCIALISM IS WHAT IT IS. DIE.”
That is pretty much the best thing ever, and you have that there done there. Also.
wow if those are really his plates, he’s a shittier human being than i thought(hard to imagine).
There is an asian joke waiting to be made about “I Rove” but I will not be the person to do it because I am a man of distinction and class. Also.
shortsshortsshorts: And if it’s Karl, he’s only going to be there for two, three minutes, tops. Sheesh.
Rove claims Ingram, Texas as his residence. He’s recently joined the Headliner’s Club (for pols & journalists) here in Austin and was also appointed to the Texas Parks & Wildlife Foundation (http://www.statesman.com/sports/content/sports/stories/outdoors/02/01/0201legcol.html).
Yet his only source of influence and income is in DC. Reports are he’ll go before Congress to answer questions. Or just sit there like the fat toad he is. Anyway, he may be seeking succor and comfort at this address in preparation.
Karl a Kappa Alpha Psi? I seriously doubt it.
But holy shit…if he were…HE’D be the first black president!
Oh, and the very least the photographer of that picture could have done is to smear feces over the driver’s door handle. No matter who the driver is. Handicapped, even.
Where is the ‘My Other Car is also a Porsche’ bumper sticker??
I will definitely drive my beloved car into a wall if Karl Rove owns a Porsche. How could he fit his fat ass into one?
OT: The often funny 236.com has been absorbed by Huffington Post and is now:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/comedy/
God, I hope I don’t go to Wonkette and am redirected to
http://www.washingtontimes/snark
As fenster1977 pointed out, the license plate holder says Kappa Alpha Psi–a black fraternity.
As cunning as Rove may be, I DOUBT he would have made it through initiation.
Tra: Yes but at least he has the courtesy of killing and eating them after he concluded his three minute guest appearance.
I believe the hazing for that frat was where Karl first learned to “wee like a pig.”
shortsshortsshorts: Also. *after he has concluded* his appearance. Also. We should call him “Rover” also. Because he has lived longer than one out of the two Mar’s Rovers, even though he was created with 80’s technology/pre-Reagan shit. The man is less of a man than one of the greatest scientific accomplishments of the Reagan administration.
If the battle were with a moral cripple, then an unequal contest. Rove loses.
Mr Blifil: DISCLAIMER: ALL DOCUMENTS STATING ANY SORT OF “WEE LIKE A PIG” ARE PROPERTY OF THE EXECUTIVE OFFICE AND OF THE OFFICE OF THE MAKE BELIEVE CABINET POSITION OF KARL ROVE.
SayItWithWookies: I know it’s kind of a subtle scent, but you’ll know it when you smell it.
Ahh, but a Rove in any other car would still smell like…napalm in the morning
o.k. so it’s not Karl Rove. Then what the fuck does this vanity plate mean? “I rove”? I have been to a rave? I am first generation Asian-American and I love? The latter not likely on the same grounds used to disqualify Karl Rove.
It couldn’t have been our beloved Turdblossom. He was out hunting seeing-eye dogs with Cheney.
Karl drives a 1964 Frosty-Freeze truck, from which he invites all little children to reach unto him.
Okay, that was so very bad.
Actually, Rove motors about in an armoured Panzerkampfwagen mounted with a 37.2 mm gun.
His wee is like a pigs? He pees like a pig, is small like a pig, I am having the hardest time deciphering what pig stuff has to do with Kar… oh, I get it, I think. Because Karl Rove is piggish?
Actually that segues nicely into my post, which is essentially that Rove steals black men’s cars as a way to lure them into making him squeal like a pig, also. Not that he would have to try too hard. I don’t know too many people who wouldn’t want to pull his insides out through his ass, with whatever tool is handy (up to but not limited to my favorite male body part).
This topic is harshing my buzz. Fuck Bush and his fat cocksucker buddies. Also. Forever.
S.Luggo: What does Karl Rove like best about having sex with four-year-olds?
How big his dick looks in their tiny little hands.
What does Karl Rove like least about having sex with four-year-olds?
Getting the blood stains out of the clown suit.
Pat Pending: (gosh, I was SO hoping someone would get the obscure Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference…)
Turdblossom must have a golf handicap. Doesn’t that count?
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chascates: I ate dinner once at the Headliner’s Club. They were nice and made me an off-menu vegetarian meal, even though I was missing my two front teeth temporarily. I was a guest of a now former, now deceased Texas Supreme Court justice, one of them old-timey Republicans who disliked Bush even though he’d been appointed by Bush, for being such a vulgar man and for what he was doing to the Republican party. I suppose if I were to eat there again I would hope to run into Karl Rove so I could punch him in the face. But since my only connection to the place is no longer with us, nor does my wife work for him anymore, someone else will have to do the punching.
Rove probably has a license plate TRDBLSSM - gift from W.
I’m compelled to point out there’s something missing under the car.
Anyone know Barry’s phone number? It’s 3 a.m. and North Korea is starting a war (again).
Please tell me Robert Siegel showed up and keyed the fuck out of it.
Odds on the owner of that Porsche having a permanent Craig’s List M4WE posting: 100 percent.
Virginians suck at driving, what else is new?
I hear David Dendy is protesting the factual errors in this post.
Karl Who?
Ha! That never gets old.
Aren’t most parking places in Virginia handicap?
Canmon (the Inadequate): Oops, “Denby”. Maybe I should protest my own error.
I knew he was no good…I just knew it!
the worst part is he stole cheney’s parking space.
fenster1977: Rove is a Que Dog, anyway.
Michael Steele is black, and he seems like the type to go to a fraternity and drive a porsche. Also, he is from “Maryland” which is really just a fancy word for Virginia.
Maybe Cheney was on the car with him?
I once saw Martin Peretz steal a cab from a lady who was walking on crutches.
Trufax.
Dude, Karl Rove is so going to get a backwards “B” carved into his face for stealing that black dude’s car and putting his personalized license plate on it.
Canmon (the Inadequate): “Maryland” which is really just a fancy word for Virginia. That is a major LOLZ.shortsshortsshorts: If you want to kill a meme, just get Nancy Pelosi to use it in a video. I believe she is an official meme-killer, also.
all retard people parking spaces should be done away with.