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Will Sexy Stripper Defeat David ‘Diaperman’ Vitter?

These fucking people ...Are you ready for the 2010 midterm election? No? Well too bad, because the campaign began on Nov. 5 of last year, and by the end of this summer you’ll probably hear about nothing else, so let’s start the Wonkette coverage with a nice story about this porn-star/stripper lady in Louisiana, and how she will maybe run against national embarrassment David Vitter, the hooker-lovin’ diaperman of the Senate.

It is kind of amazing that Vitter’s still around, this dumb clod. Not so long ago, the idiot wingnut was found to be using the prostitution services of the since-deceased D.C. Madame. Oh, and their were many detailed reports of his particular Republican fetish: forcing prostitutes back home in Louisiana to dress him in adult diapers, for him to poop in.

While the talented and well-known Democrat governor from New York was forced to resign in shame and suffer the punishment of writing for Slate after his own hooker-using habits went public, Vitter simply refused to leave. He was never prosecuted or even investigated by the Senate. And eventually, people forgot about him — at least outside of Louisiana.

So he’s in the Senate, to this day, trying to “rehabilitate his image” by opposing Hillary as Secretary of State, etc., the usual talk-radio crap.

Vitter must be destroyed.

Might this pig-eyed creep be the one to finally give the Dems a filibuster-proof 60 seats in the Senate? We hope so! But who will run against him? Eh, how about a porn star called Stormy Daniels?

Here’s some puerile ABC “news feature” about this person. Get to know her, etc.!

We can’t figure out if the people behind “Draft Stormy” want her to be a Republican or what. They mention “libertarianism,” so Go Ron Paul. Basically we’ll promote anything to make the Vitter re-election campaign a national joke, so that maybe the idiot people* of Louisiana will elect somebody else to the Senate. Why not a porn star?

* Your editor was born and raised in New Orleans, so those of you in Louisiana with the rare talent of typing can save your butthurt emails for another time.


1:35 PM on Mon February 2 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. Serolf Divad says at 1:39 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Stormy Daniels? Ha, ha, ha! That sounds more like a porn star’s name.

    …oh wait… that old joke doesn’t work anymore, does it?

  2. donner_froh says at 1:40 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Your editor was born and raised in New Orleans

    That explains a lot. Louisiana politics are just like Illinois politics but more flamboyant

  3. Tommy Says Soooo says at 1:42 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    I will never forgive New Orleans for giving Spike Lee a resuscitated career.

  4. chascates says at 1:43 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Remember the old joke about changing diapers and politicians.

  5. Red Zeppelin says at 1:45 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Is Stormy Daniels her real name? I demand to see a birth certificate! And some video of her stage act also!

  6. Deepthroat says at 1:45 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    She gets paid to have sex. She is my hero.

  7. Ow! My butt!

  8. V572625694 says at 1:56 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Dontcha love Martin Bashir’s disapproving looks as he strolls the aisles of the pr0n convention? How many takes do you suppose were needed to get just the right mix of curiosity and contempt?

  9. The process of digging up dirt on a porn star involves what exactly? Finding out that she hypocritically took some sick days while at the same time demanding to be fucked harder?

  10. Delicious says at 1:57 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Is she related to Mitch?

  11. ManchuCandidate says at 2:01 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Pr0n Guy: “No one wants to watch an entire DVD (or Pr0n)”
    Martin Bashir: “Why not?”

    Sweet Zombie Jeebus, really? Short answer: only so many shots per day.

    Martin should stick to interviewing Michael Jackson (yes, that is the same dude.)

    If Stormy becomes a senator, it would make for more debriefing jokes and puns.

  12. SayItWithWookies says at 2:02 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    V572625694: Oh, that was easy — he just copied Ted Koppel’s reaction when watching what they’ve done to Nightline since he left.

  13. snideinplainsight says at 2:02 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Michael Steele? Ha ha ha, that almost sounds like a porn star’s name!

  14. When they release the smoking Hot LESBO video of Stormy and Ms. Vitter, call me.

    Immediately.

    Day or night.

  15. ManchuCandidate says at 2:07 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Neilist:
    What are you trying to do? Destroy my interest in lesbian sex? No way. Michelle O and Stormy then we can talk.

  16. El Pinche says at 2:09 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    I guess if you’re into stretch marks,ass pimples, and explicit taint, you’d like HD porn.

    Palin/Steele (Lexington) 2012!

  17. ManchuCandidate: Oh, come on. Ms. V would have that delightful “Well Over The MILF Hill” quality that one usually associates with sex tapes featuring evangelical preachers.

    You know, back in the days before such videos starting involving young boys, rather than fallen women.

    :::Sigh:::

    I think I just revealed my age. Perhaps I should go back to reading this great, very insightful book by this David Denby guy . . . .

  18. V572625694 says at 2:13 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    As if it were necessary to tell anyone here, a Google image search on “Stormy Daniels” is highly rewarding.

    Let’s get this woman in the US Senate stat!

  19. Cape Clod says at 2:15 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Ignatius J. Reilly for Senator. He couldn’t be more of presumptious clod than Vitter.

  20. gmauer@gmail.com says at 2:32 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    For the neither here nor there record, Diaperman’s older brother was my college math teacher. Twice. Sucked the big one each time and acted downright offended when people would come to him for help after class.

  21. PulledPorkBarrel says at 2:36 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    ahh… my debauched state…

    We also once elected the guy behind the “You are my Sunshine” song to Governor. Jimmie Davis. Twice. Unfortunately he didn’t like us coloreds much and even rode a horse up to the State Capitol steps or something to protest desegregation.

  22. She’s clearly more qualified than Caroline Kennedy.

  23. actor212 says at 2:37 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    I hope she answers each and every question on the campaign trail, “Depends…”

  24. gjdodger says at 2:42 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    D.C. Madam — Dead girl.
    Diaperman Vitter — Live boy.
    Looks like we got a Looziann ‘lection on our hands!

  25. gjdodger says at 2:45 pm, February 2nd, 2009
  26. Numb in NOLA says at 2:46 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Looks like the groups’s been abandoned, but love the photo attached to it Defeat “Diaper” David Vitter

  27. Vewol Mevemont says at 2:49 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    And what about Stormy Janzen?

  28. As chairman of the Gigolos and Hos Political Action Committee (GHOPAC), I heartily endorse Ms. Stormy and believe she has the right combination of political talents to serve the public in these difficult times. After all, good service is the hallmark of an excellent public servant. She has just what we need to replace the boob in the senate!

  29. I was worried that the lady in the lead photo was the “sexy stripper”. I also initially thought that the “sexy stripper” was the prostitute David Vitter paid for diaper sex, which would have been possibly the best election faceoff in history.

    “Yes it’s true that I was a prostitute who was paid to put men in diapers which they then soiled. But my opponent PAID to be put in diapers, which he then soiled.”

  30. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 3:00 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Bring Back Edwin Edwards!

  31. PrairiePossum says at 3:09 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    I encourage Stormy Daniels to run so we can have stripper fundraisers. No one likes those damn $10,000.00 per plate dinners. America demands fundraisers with strippers wearing G-strings filled with 100 dollar bills. I recommend Stormy hire Larry Flynt as her campaign manager.

  32. Joey Ratz says at 3:15 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    With a name like “Diaperman”, Vitter could easily find a job as one of Spider-man’s innumerable, idiotic enemies once he loses this nomination battle.

    Godot: Hells yeah. I’d move to Louisiana to watch that. Or maybe not.

  33. Joey Ratz: Lose his nomination battle? Do you really think Louisiana Republicans would remove the last straight Republican in Congress?

  34. But a stripper is an immoral person who cannot possibly be elected … wait, she’s running against diaper-wearing whoremonger Vitter! Wait again, it’s Louisiana. What’s a Biblethumping Repugnican to do?

  35. I’d watch C-SPAN.

  36. Blah, I tipped this to Wonkette about two months ago.

  37. L Urchin says at 3:57 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Daria: The Wonkiarch, having just seen his shadow, is only now coming out of hibernation after a couple of months of really slow news cycles.

  38. pat robertsons personal trainer says at 3:59 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    he says “pornographer” like it’s a dirty thing.

    she’s brighter and less repulsive than palin.

  39. LordPretzel says at 4:22 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    I find it hilarious that out of all porn stars with viable political careers (read: ALL OF THEM), these people choose one to run in a state which contains New Orleans, and her name is STORMY. As in Hurricane “Fuck Up People’s Lives” Katrina.

  40. lawrenceofthedesert says at 4:54 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    When Stormy said, “I’ve gone down on the streets of Mexico…” I had to believe her. That kind of cred is hard to come by (you should pardon the expresh) in today’s politics. But why did ABC send Gov. Jindal to interview her?

  41. assistant/atlas says at 5:30 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Maybe I was distracted by the hottness and the thought of teh secks, but didn’t she seem pretty smart, sensible, down-to-earth, pragmatic and responsible?

    I think I’m starting to understand that Republican starburst thing and why Bill Kristol continues to insist, despite all evidence to the contrary, that Sarah Palin is a smart, resourceful, plucky gal.

    LordPretzel: Meh. It’s not like her name is Hurricane-y. Or Katrina.

  42. Cape Clod says at 7:29 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    Obama missed a chance to knock off another incumbent Republican Senator by not offering Vitter the ambassadorship to Thailand. Do you think diaper Dave is going to turn down an 8 year sex holiday?

  43. Gallowglass says at 8:53 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    As someone raised in Baton Rouge I am forced, by reality, to agree with the above statements regarding Louisiana. Its a wonder we can put our pants on in the morning, let alone send non-poop-fiend Senators to DC. But really, what is more family-values than having a prostitute change your diaper?

  44. PsycGirl says at 10:38 pm, February 2nd, 2009

    donner_froh: and with much better food. Bon appetit, y’all!

  45. Gallowglass: You poor thing. Baton Rouge is worse than rural Louisiana even.

  46. What is this porno of which you speak? Does that mean the woman likes to set fires?

  47. “Your editor was born and raised in New Orleans, so those of you in Louisiana with the rare talent of typing can save your butthurt emails for another time.”

    No problem, hun. The place is a mess, but it’s times like these (and hot pornstars like that one) who keep us from all jumping off of the Huey P in frustration.

    Mardi Gras is coming and it won’t be long, so, really, who gives a fuck?

  48. nutcracker says at 5:56 pm, February 9th, 2009

    I’ve got some Stormy Daniels video, and she has a lot of talent. She squeals in a most
    satisfying manner while enjoying sex, and clearly would be less of an embarrasment, and
    much less of a hypocrite than Diaper Dave.

  49. There is no nudity in that clip. I hope her campaign material is more entertaining…

  50. Wellstone's Ghost says at 11:03 pm, February 10th, 2009

    Stormy Rocks and she is the only one NOT lying about laying.

    VOTE for Stormy at a Louisiana Business poll vs two other politicians including Diapers.
    http://www.businessreport.com/

    Check out Stormy’s website at DraftStormy.com

  51. gurukalehuru says at 12:34 pm, April 13th, 2009

    Actually, I believe Ms. Daniels has a good chance.

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