Kenyan freedom fighter George Hussein Obama, savagely arrested over the weekend for either possessing a single joint or owning all marijuana ever, and fighting the cops over it, has been released. All charges dropped! The Kenyan police now say it was all, heh heh, a misunderstanding.
Poor George was just swept up in some random slum police raid, and some other people caught up in this dragnet maybe possessed a joint! Or something, who knows.
For today, at least, Nairobi is safe from American air strikes.
Pot Charges Against George Obama Dropped [High Times]
Obama’s half-brother to face no charges [Independent SA]
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Show us his birth certificate!
Marijuana is an illegal drug. Marijuana is an illegal drug. Marijuana is an illegal drug. Marijuana is an illegal drug. Remember?
OK, everyone, show’s over, now go back to drinking until you are fall-down drunk and smoking like chimneys. Because alcohol and nicotine are our friends, unlike that demon Maryjane!
How cool would it be if Barry issued a general amnesty for anybody who’s in prison just on pot charges?
Very cool.
There go his olympic endorsements.
And Peter Tosh’s prophecy finally comes true!
A famous US athlete, a famous Japanese athlete and the POTUS little bro all caught pot smoking on the same day, each in a different country. Conspiracy, anyone?
[re=234042]thongthongthong[/re]: What is that Trig up to now?
ZOMG–I think I’m on that van!
Quick someone call the IOC!
When they told Barry about it, he said, “Let me make some calls.”
Can’t really blame the people in this pic. Smoking weed is the only thing to do in Ambridge, PA.
[re=234042]thongthongthong[/re]: Yes, all the enormous sumo wrestlers are now high as kites! Win!
I get all my news from High Times.
Actually, George was busted for not having any weed. The cops were like “come on,” and he was all, “It’s dry right now, really,” and they dragged his ass to jail. Just a little overreaction from some jonesin’ cops.
dugg salon drug war rant
http://blogs.salon.com/0002762/stories/2003/12/22/whyIsMarijuanaIllegal.html
@Yaybuls: well the town motto is the town of churches and bars . . . oh Beaver County, you never cease to entertain.
How do you say “Cheech” in Maasai?
[re=234019]shortsshortsshorts[/re]:
Sooooo…..what’s your point?
Reality is a jus a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
[re=234046]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Best to ask Andrew Sullivan, who won’t rest until he has an answer.
Kenya, where kind bud is illegal but genital mutilation is A-OK
It’s good to be
the brother twice removed of theking.[re=234057]Yaybuls[/re]:
Actually, you’re right. They’ve been waiting for their economic recovery for 30 years, passing the time drinkin’, smokin’, and watching the Steelers and Penguins.
[re=234057]Yaybuls[/re]: [re=234067]Pro-ChoiceMomsChooseJif[/re]: Wow, multiple people here from Beaver, County, PA? Me, too. To where did you escape?
I bet he had the MUNCHIES!!!!!! Right, isn’t that what Marijuana does? I saw that in a movie.
FREE JOHN HUSSEIN SINCLAIR!
But he did not shoot the deputy.
[re=234070]Theodorick Of York[/re]:
Reality is a jus a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Whaaa?
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Fixed.
Must.smoke.more.jeeb.feeling.returning.to.extremities.making.it.hard.to.type.also
This is not failure to have marijuana possession that we can believe in.
All this means is that the cops had run out and were just busting some smokers so that they could rebuild their stash. Happens all the time. (And, as anyone knows, cops always have the best shit).
Pic of the van looks a heckova lot like the matatus that are the most prevalent form of public transportation in Kenya, except that it should have an Obama sticker on the windshield. Passengers on roof – not so common, but not beyond the real of possibility.
LawrenceOfTheDesert – the language would be Kiswahili, or in George’s case, the Luo dialect.
Tuta onnana badaye. as we say in Kiswahili.
[re=234062]Delicious[/re]: Let the sheeple know….
[re=234083]Jukesgrrl[/re]:
I went from bad to worse. I grew up near Monroeville, now reside in the life-sucking redneck hellhole named Upstate New York.
i’m glad he’s getting something out of this whole having a brother who is president thing.
Obama’s aid(e)s called the government of Kenya and told them to “Fix it!”.
[re=234150]Servo[/re]: I’d say you did go from bad to worse — unless “near Monroeville” happened to be Wilmerding.
That’s what he gets for hanging out with Michael Phelps.
[re=234208]Jukesgrrl[/re]:
Wilkins Township bordering Penn Hills. I guess I was lucky enough not to have my home covered with Westinghouse and Edgar Thompson grime. However, we did get a panoramic view of the industrial wasteland from atop Kennywood’s rides, along with lungs-full of sulphurous air.
Bernhardt was wrong! They sent the carrier group to rescue George from Kenya!
http://www.moonofalabama.org/2009/01/a-carrier-group-to-attack-somalia.html
Free Mumia Obama!
In Kenya, it’s generally the ones who DON’T pay the cops bribes who end up getting arrested. So Barry’s brother must be super-duper honest, see?
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