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Wonkette male makeup expert “Ratty” points out that Senator Kerry appeared on Meet the Press this weekend looking like he’d swung by the M.A.C. counter on the way to the studio. This is not the first time we have seen such horrible makeup errors on MTP in general, and John Kerry in particular. Do none of these people consult a mirror before they go onstage in their clown faces? [MSNBC]
Most of what you attribute to “horrible makeup errors” is really Mitch McConnell.
Poor Treebeard. Only cartoonists get to draw faces like that. Then again, it wouldn’t be the first time he went off half cocked.
What’s the problem?
HE’S JOHN KERRY AND HE’S REPORTING FOR SHIT DUTY.
P.S. Anyone remember the “who’s that Muppet made out of leather?” gag on The Simpsons?
Uncle Leo?
i remember this one time when the MTP folks gave barry the most atrocious makeup job i’ve ever seen on him; they managed to make mr. sexy look truly frightening. seriously, these guys would be better off having a drunk tranny do their faces than letting the MTP folks within 10 feet of them with a makeup brush.
It could have been worse.
http://pro.corbis.com/images/CHA053.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B390FD702-88A1-4CD2-946A-B6035D053930%7D
Goddamns liberals! When will they finally come to realize that the only way we’re going to get out of this mess is by eliminating Taxes on all income above $500,000.00 and then taking everyone who makes less than $50,000.00 a year and turning them into indentured servants for the top 5% of income earners.
I’m surprised The Human Sleeping Pill didn’t put everyone to sleep on MTP. Then he could’ve had the rest of the show to himself to promote his plan to save the economy: free ketchup for everyone. Or was it free buttsecks. Can’t remember, I fell asleep.
hobospacejungle: It was free ketchup, but only on the condition that it be used as anal lube.
Hey, I thought Steve Forbes looked almost human for once, so the makeup crew can’t be all bad at MTP.
“Personally, Ah lahk Tom Dashcle…but it does trouble me. It gives me the vaypahs!”
Democrats just don’t realize that you need to spend AT LEAST $50,000 outfitting your party members before letting them anywhere near a public forum…but be sure to say you’ll give their clothes to charity when you’re done.
Classy-looking hobos? THAT’S change I can believe in.
Would you look in a mirror if you knew that Senator John F. Kerry would be looking back at you? Would you?!
As Kathy Griffin would say, “Looks like someone pissed off the wrong queen.”
Naked Bunny with a Whip: How YOU doin’ there, handsome? *wink*
Time to make the ketchup…
He’s probably got a “kick me” sign on his back, too.
Truly, Karloff was one of our greatest Senators.
Serolf Divad: Originally I read that as advocating eliminating Texas. A course of action of which I would approve entirely.
Naked Bunny with a Whip:
A funhouse mirror?
It … it’s almost lifelike.
This brow flips. That one flops.
Meh. They painted his wrinkles in OK.
“Senator Kerry…is this enough stimulus?”
He likes to think of himself as Sam the Eagle, but he’s really more Snuffleupagus.
Clearly, the NBC Fifth Column does nto extend to the make-up department, which had no problem making Kay Bailey Hutchinson look like a not-fag-hag.
Reason he doesn’t have any eyebrows of his own?
Got ‘em shot off in ‘Nam.
Now he’s an Alpaca.
Spawn of Kerry and Blagojevich;
http://livingbeing.com/HORSE%20FACE%20000008-(c)%20Paul%20Smyres.JPG
@actor212 - yeah, I often wondered how Republicans managed to get decent makeup before appearances on LIBERAL msm shows…then I remembered that they were republicans
File this under: Lipstick on a horseface.
Try again
http://livingbeing.com/HORSE%20FACE%20000008-(c)%20Paul%20Smyres.JPG
Meh. The collar’s high enough to hide the neck bolts.
Lascauxcaveman:
Fun John Kerry Factoid: Had he been elected president in 2004, his statue in Madame Tussaud’s would have been the only wax figure more lifelike than its actual subject.
Actually, most of the time, when people appear on these goofball television political shows, members of the staff of the show handle make-up and hair. It’s very rare, in fact, for any television show guest to handle their own make-up. This is because the show’s staff members know what make-up and hair spray will work with the particular lights and cameras used on that show. And even if some diva did demand to do their own make-up, it would have to be approved by the show’s producer and director. So don’t blame Kerry on this–it’s likely just some make-up person who had a slight off-day on the show.
Ok, So every time I hear John Kerry’s Voice I drop on the ground like I have a severe case of narkosleepy. Sometime it takes folks a minute to figure out what’s happened, but once they do it’s all ways good for a laugh. I encourage all to follow suit. If we can get everybody to fein unconsciousness every time this boor blabs, perchance we can get the blabbing to stop. Oh god it needs to stop.
thefrontpage:
My policy is to blame Kerry for everything that happened over the last four years, and he doesn’t get a pass on this either, godammit.
Serolf Divad: Hey, at least he’d have a job after 1/20/09: giving lunch breaks to his own wax statue.
Boring-o-tron shorted out… Kerry talking about ’stimulus’ is like Bush talking about ‘literacy’.
Swift browed.
Wasn’t there a Dylan song, “Sad Eyed Muppett of the Lowlands”? Also.
John Kerry is proof that even turds have more civil rights then gays.
“Meet the Press” would be so more interesting if Guy Smiley were the host.
Whoever did up Erin Burnett got it right.
I thought he was going to be on “Press the Meat”, then got stuck with this blah-blah-blah on Sunday morning.
Seriously, that wasn’t really Kerry was it? Wasn’t that just some guy in a rubber Kerry mask?
Is it just me, since I don’t watch the TV, or is he - successfully - overcoming a case of Blago-hair-envy?
I think his eyebrows give him a quizzical, Mr. Spock-type look. It’s very becoming.