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The Presidential Inauguration Committee Is Boringly Dragging This Whole Thing Out

  • If you were denied your basic human right to attend the Inauguration thanks to “severe logistical breakdowns,” you could be eligible to receive a photo of all the fun you missed on Barry’s special day! [DCist]
  • Hey listen up hippies: your all-natural trail mix has diseases. [WTOP]
  • Jill, Michelle and Fentys Adrian and “his wife” ate food together at Georgia Brown’s. [DC Examiner]
  • Dialectic of enlightenment: Overbearing parents have now become internet trolls in an attempt to prevent their own kids’ school districts ability to function. [Washington Post]
  • Rahm Emanuel is telling George Stephanopoulos, King of Lilliput, important secrets on the phone every morning. [Fishbowl DC]


3:28 PM on Fri January 30 2009
By Juli Weiner
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  1. Sussemilch says at 3:36 pm, January 30th, 2009

    What’s with all the peanut hate? Obviously it’s Republican revenge by sabotaging George Washington Carver’s legacy.

  2. trail mix has diseases: As long as it’s an all-natural disease, whatevs.

    Dialectic of enlightenment: Oooh, ‘dialectic’ - fancy. It’s as I’ve always said: all this communication is a sad mistake.

  3. Too Lazy To Sign In says at 3:40 pm, January 30th, 2009

    Wow! A Horkheimer and Adorno reference. Good job SKS!

  4. Tommy Says Soooo says at 3:41 pm, January 30th, 2009

    Michelle looks even better since they added the torso.

  5. Too Lazy To Sign In says at 3:43 pm, January 30th, 2009

    Er Juli. Good Job to you, too.

  6. sarahconnor says at 3:45 pm, January 30th, 2009

    More shots of Michelle’s back side, thank you. the blouse is just not asymmetrical enough. Although I do likes the color(eds).

    “Though the restaurant is just two blocks from the White House…” what do they expect the uppity Negress to walk home?

  7. shanemacgowan says at 3:45 pm, January 30th, 2009

    Can I get a photo of Dr. Jill?

  8. chascates says at 3:49 pm, January 30th, 2009

    OT, but has anyone noticed that Wonkette-wannabee 236.com is now only posting one story every other day?
    More layoffs in the intertoobs?

  9. procrastinator esq says at 4:04 pm, January 30th, 2009

    The Examinder article identifies Fenty’s wife, but it’s confusing since her name is Michelle, too.

  10. CorkPopper says at 4:25 pm, January 30th, 2009

    Hmmm. Affluent parents trolling the internets to get their kids higher grades or a disproportionate chunk of public funds = bad. Parents trolling the internets to get their school districts to change (or not adopt) INCREDIBLY LAME MATH CURRICULUMS (curriculi?) that lead to kids everywhere else in the world kicking our butts in science and technology = good. So, mixed bag here.

  11. all your trail mix are belong to diseases

  12. Lascauxcaveman says at 5:04 pm, January 30th, 2009

    CorkPopper: I know some parents can be a real pain in the ass for teachers and admin types; but hey, their kids are going to do better in school, because these are the parents that actually care, and probably make sure the homework gets done, rather than the kind of lazy slob parent who just sits around drinking and watching the tube all night.

    Fortunately for my kids, my wife is the former.

  13. Packherd says at 7:24 pm, January 30th, 2009

    Aw. A buncha commenters beat me to the Horkheimer/Adorno attaboy. :(

    So I’ll try a diff’rnt tack…

    “Elitism much, SKS? Why don’t you use references that REAL Americans can understand!!1!”

  14. Packherd says at 7:25 pm, January 30th, 2009

    Oh, shit! I mean Juli.

  15. Mr Blifil says at 9:01 pm, January 30th, 2009

    If the administration at my daughter’s school displeases me, I just send out an email blast with a picture of Jeff Gannon’s cock. Works like a charm.

  16. Neon Trotsky says at 12:54 am, January 31st, 2009

    CorkPopper: To be fair, Fairfax county’s grading system was such that it penalized students (e.g. an A was 94-100 instead of 90-100, no extra credit for honors courses, only 0.5 added for AP/IB), I only wish that such internet trolling could retroactively raise my grades and get me scholarships to cancel out crushing college debts…

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