Here’s America’s most celebrated Twitterer(?), Rick Sanchez of CNN’s afternoon team, writing a number of ludicrous things. “Knee operation soon,” he announces out of the blue, to the entire Internet. And he wants to have sex with the nurse, but his wife is supposedly with him. He’s just at some hotel having an affair, isn’t he? [Twitter]
BOMB THE INTERNET
January 29, 2009
Rick Sanchez, CNN Did Not Give You A Twitter Account For This Nonsense!
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Glad it wasn’t a vasectomy.
“Hey everyone, they just shaved MY BALLS! My BALLS!”
That is awesome how Mrs. “Dirty” Sanchez reads his Twitter, and makes him type “Wife w me” 3 minutes after he awakes from surgery.
I just call them twits. Shorter, more efficient, more accurate.
“She’s young, beautiful, and about to do her country a solid by euthanizing me…”
“…young, beautiful, and about to put me under.”
Damn, some people go their whole life without ever being able to write that! Only in America!
Twitter is for twits, check my account!
I’m pretty sure he’s having a baby. Probably mine.
This diatribe from Sanchez makes the narcissist Blago look like a humble monk.
“Dr. Gupta walks in with scalpel & mask. Gupta sez I don’t need to operate anymore I’m friggin Surgeon General of the U.S of A. I’ll get you a great resident that just graduated from Med School yesterday to operate on you Rick, hold on one minute, K?”
Wait until he gets to the part where they take out his catheter. And if he didn’t have one in, they should put one in just for the Twitter.
Hospitals are now letting you take your Iphone into the operating room so you can type “zzzzz…” as the general anesthesia takes effect? And so you can type “where am I?” when you regain consciousness?
I find the whole thing quite suspicious. Then again, I don’t twitter — I only declaim.
He’s such a fucking moron for not doing the epidural. The general anesthesia will probably kill him
OH GOD I HATE HIM SO MUCH.
I hate reading the twitters, too. This guy ruins my lunch break every time.
Just because we have the technology to narrate our lives, does not mean we MUST. Please, please, enough with the inane Twitters and Facebook postings. “….well, this morning I pooped”. We do not care! Why not go spend time with the actual people instead of narrating your lives for them electronically?
[shuffles off to her Luddites' and old folks' home from her soapbox]
Seeing white light want to go toward it
2 seconds ago from txt
Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop
Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop
Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop
Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop
15 seconds ago from txt
Don’t! Stop!
2 minutes ago from txt
Is that Wolf behind that surgical mask?
5 minutes ago from txt
Feeling pressure near my butt
12 minutes ago from txt
Going to surgery now
22 minutes ago from txt
***Just took a shit. Thinking about murder-suicide.***
[re=231864]blader[/re]: The general anesthesia will probably kill him
Maybe he’ll tweet the afterlife.
[re=231871]Doglessliberal[/re]: http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080423.jpg
“About to go into pre op.”
Isn’t that the plot of “Transamerica?”
“They made a big oops. It’s not my shoulder. I have to have an emergency colonoscopy without anaestesia because I swallowed my gum. Ouch. That resident that just graduated from Med School yesterday is really smart, thanks Dr. Gupta!”
I get all my news from other people who watch TV and make 10-word summaries on Twitter.
I have never, and will never, look at Twitter because of this guy. But that’s probably what he’s going for. Sanchez might be intentionally trying to destroy all “new media” to help out CNN and whatever newspaper is paying him. Someone should look into that, k?
Rick Sanchez: Twitting for all the world’s pre-ops because it’s the right thing to do.
I don’t really like this guy, but this shit is six flavors of awesome.
My brother got me to start a twitter account. I’ve posted a few times on it, each time about doing the laundry. The thing is, every time I’m using a computer, that’s what I’m doing. If I’m doing something else, then I’m not using a computer. I’m not going to post about how I’m using a computer because who cares. I’ll post about doing laundry because the washing machine can be washing while I’m using the computer, so it’s like I’m multitasking, which is very “in” these days, I hear.
Shaving you say…
@drnick: Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
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Shit, I hope KKKarl twats about being arrested when he ignores another supboena..
Speaking of surgery/CNN flunkies, how come we didn’t get a post about Glenn Beck/spanking?
[re=231856]Mr Blifil[/re]: For the win!
Someone could make millions doing a Twitter knock-off about Twittering. We could finally resolve this illustrious need for “reality.”
i think i speak for all of us when i say we would welcome giant campbell brown ads if we could get rid of sarah and tummy fat lady.
actually i would subscribe to wonkette if we got rid of sarah and tummy fat lady.
[re=231882]Godot[/re]: Judging by the number of people who talk on their cellphones WHILE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS, using those restrooms, I am sure someone has sunk to that level and actually done it already. I heard someone having a business conversation on her cell in the ladies’ room the other day. I, of course, flushed and hoped the person on the other end heard it.
[re=231918]ladymacbeth[/re]: seconded.
Man, Rich Sanchez’s life is like a bad ’70s porn flick.
pre op? so he’s already got the titties? they must be awful small. and i think the therapists say you need to be living and working in your chosen gender before the choppy-choppy.
Please, none of this is real. He obviously is just composing a letter to Penthouse and accidentally sent it out over Twitter.
Twitter is for twits.
FYI, it’s sad that I know this, but there’s an insane bitter lady who posts “RICK SANCHEZ KILLED PPL IN DUI CRASH” on every YouTube video of him that I encountered yesterday. Personally, I hope this provokes another wave of furious posting from her…
[re=231918]ladymacbeth[/re]: [re=231931]shanemacgowan[/re]: Thirded.
And just wondering: is twitting what our President is doing with his Crackberry?
Actually, I do not fault the guy for commenting on the nurses. If I were about to be put under and operated on, I would make a point of laughing at their jokes and complimenting them.
I hope he finds that ATM, that side of Pittsburgh gets really dark at night, if you follow me.
[re=231902]Dernyul[/re]: Yeah lots of shaving? For a knee operation? I mean clearly there’s shaving, but if you’ve got significant knee hair you’ve clearly got some kind of hormone issue.
wait this is real? i thought this was gonna end with “and that’s what someone who hacked into this teevee person’s twitter account sent to everyone.” the olds and mentally handicappeds with the twittering…it is too much!
My boss had been hounding me that our company should start twittering so I sent this as an example and now he’s not so sure we should do it at all.
Thanks, Rick Sanchez, for being so completely inane!
Seriously though, thank you.
I’d rather see Sanchez naked than read his twitter, and that’s in the bottom ten things I’d like to see in my lifetime.
yeah, it’s all fun and games until the young, beautiful nurse shaves a backwards B into your chest.
Rick Sanchez is the most egotistical sack of shit that ever walked the planet. You fucking hump. STFU.
Screw the epidural. Just tase me, bro!
And I say verily, Twitter is the ruination of everything.
Shoulda put him under w/ cont’d Tasering to his incisors
…and we’d be in for a treat if he scores an interview with Blago’s hairdresser.
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