Here’s America’s most celebrated Twitterer(?), Rick Sanchez of CNN’s afternoon team, writing a number of ludicrous things. “Knee operation soon,” he announces out of the blue, to the entire Internet. And he wants to have sex with the nurse, but his wife is supposedly with him. He’s just at some hotel having an affair, isn’t he? [Twitter]

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  1. That is awesome how Mrs. “Dirty” Sanchez reads his Twitter, and makes him type “Wife w me” 3 minutes after he awakes from surgery.

  2. “…young, beautiful, and about to put me under.”

    Damn, some people go their whole life without ever being able to write that! Only in America!

  3. This diatribe from Sanchez makes the narcissist Blago look like a humble monk.

    “Dr. Gupta walks in with scalpel & mask. Gupta sez I don’t need to operate anymore I’m friggin Surgeon General of the U.S of A. I’ll get you a great resident that just graduated from Med School yesterday to operate on you Rick, hold on one minute, K?”

  4. Wait until he gets to the part where they take out his catheter. And if he didn’t have one in, they should put one in just for the Twitter.

  5. Hospitals are now letting you take your Iphone into the operating room so you can type “zzzzz…” as the general anesthesia takes effect? And so you can type “where am I?” when you regain consciousness?

    I find the whole thing quite suspicious. Then again, I don’t twitter — I only declaim.

  6. Just because we have the technology to narrate our lives, does not mean we MUST. Please, please, enough with the inane Twitters and Facebook postings. “….well, this morning I pooped”. We do not care! Why not go spend time with the actual people instead of narrating your lives for them electronically?

    [shuffles off to her Luddites’ and old folks’ home from her soapbox]

  7. Seeing white light want to go toward it
    2 seconds ago from txt

    Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop
    Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop
    Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop
    Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop
    15 seconds ago from txt

    Don’t! Stop!
    2 minutes ago from txt

    Is that Wolf behind that surgical mask?
    5 minutes ago from txt

    Feeling pressure near my butt
    12 minutes ago from txt

    Going to surgery now
    22 minutes ago from txt

  8. “They made a big oops. It’s not my shoulder. I have to have an emergency colonoscopy without anaestesia because I swallowed my gum. Ouch. That resident that just graduated from Med School yesterday is really smart, thanks Dr. Gupta!”

  9. I have never, and will never, look at Twitter because of this guy. But that’s probably what he’s going for. Sanchez might be intentionally trying to destroy all “new media” to help out CNN and whatever newspaper is paying him. Someone should look into that, k?

  10. My brother got me to start a twitter account. I’ve posted a few times on it, each time about doing the laundry. The thing is, every time I’m using a computer, that’s what I’m doing. If I’m doing something else, then I’m not using a computer. I’m not going to post about how I’m using a computer because who cares. I’ll post about doing laundry because the washing machine can be washing while I’m using the computer, so it’s like I’m multitasking, which is very “in” these days, I hear.

  11. Someone could make millions doing a Twitter knock-off about Twittering. We could finally resolve this illustrious need for “reality.”

  12. i think i speak for all of us when i say we would welcome giant campbell brown ads if we could get rid of sarah and tummy fat lady.

    actually i would subscribe to wonkette if we got rid of sarah and tummy fat lady.

  13. [re=231882]Godot[/re]: Judging by the number of people who talk on their cellphones WHILE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS, using those restrooms, I am sure someone has sunk to that level and actually done it already. I heard someone having a business conversation on her cell in the ladies’ room the other day. I, of course, flushed and hoped the person on the other end heard it.

  14. pre op? so he’s already got the titties? they must be awful small. and i think the therapists say you need to be living and working in your chosen gender before the choppy-choppy.

  15. FYI, it’s sad that I know this, but there’s an insane bitter lady who posts “RICK SANCHEZ KILLED PPL IN DUI CRASH” on every YouTube video of him that I encountered yesterday. Personally, I hope this provokes another wave of furious posting from her…

  16. [re=231918]ladymacbeth[/re]: [re=231931]shanemacgowan[/re]: Thirded.

    And just wondering: is twitting what our President is doing with his Crackberry?

  17. Actually, I do not fault the guy for commenting on the nurses. If I were about to be put under and operated on, I would make a point of laughing at their jokes and complimenting them.

  18. [re=231902]Dernyul[/re]: Yeah lots of shaving? For a knee operation? I mean clearly there’s shaving, but if you’ve got significant knee hair you’ve clearly got some kind of hormone issue.

  19. wait this is real? i thought this was gonna end with “and that’s what someone who hacked into this teevee person’s twitter account sent to everyone.” the olds and mentally handicappeds with the twittering…it is too much!

  20. My boss had been hounding me that our company should start twittering so I sent this as an example and now he’s not so sure we should do it at all.

    Thanks, Rick Sanchez, for being so completely inane!

    Seriously though, thank you.

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