Rick Sanchez, CNN Did Not Give You A Twitter Account For This Nonsense!

Here's America's most celebrated Twitterer(?), Rick Sanchez of CNN's afternoon team, writing a number of ludicrous things. "Knee operation soon," he announces out of the blue, to the entire Internet. And he wants to have sex with the nurse, but his wife is supposedly with him. He's just at some hotel having an affair, isn't he? [ Twitter ]