One Kidney Will Suffice, Thanks
Even though Democrats dropped their scandalous plans for birth control and re-sodding the National Mall, House Republicans still didn't go for the stimulus bill. [ AP ]
Ford announced that 2008 was its worst year in history, but it will do just fine, not go bankrupt, etc. [ Bloomberg ]
Hundreds of thousands of workers went on strike in France to protest ... the shitty global economy? [ International Herald Tribune ]
If you've ever fallen for the whole "go on exotic vacation, wake up drugged in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney" trick, fear not! A new study shows you can get by on only one just fine, for a long time. [ US News and World Report ]
Militants from Gaza fired rockets into Israel. Israeli warplanes launched a strike on Gaza. God, this is getting old. [ Voice of America News ]
Robert Gibbs told theTodayshow that it was really too bad that zero Republicans voted for the stimulus bill, and insisted that Republicans had helped write it. Huh? [ AP ]