Wonkette
Certain annoying parts of the Internet have been concerned with one topic exclusively this week, and it’s Rush Limbaugh. “Good for them.” Something about how he ranted about the fecklessness of the Republican minority leadership in Congress, and Obama told the Republicans to ignore that asshole, and Limbaugh responded that if they want to marry Obama so much then they’re welcome to, but it wouldn’t be a REAL AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE course of action.
And then yesterday, one Republican Congressman — Phil Gingrey from Georgia — offered a full several sentences of harsh criticism of that idiot Limbaugh, which one simply musn’t do. An enraged mob of Bitters decided to destroy Gingrey as a result, and now Gingrey has apologized entirely, to Rush Limbaugh, in one of the more pathetic political displays the entire day.
Here’s what Gingrey told dumb Politico yesterday:
I mean, it’s easy if you’re Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh or even sometimes Newt Gingrich to stand back and throw bricks. You don’t have to try to do what’s best for your people and your party. You know you’re just on these talk shows and you’re living well and plus you stir up a bit of controversy and gin the base and that sort of thing. But when it comes to true leadership, not that these people couldn’t be or wouldn’t be good leaders, they’re not in that position of John Boehner or Mitch McConnell.
These remarks made Gingrey the greatest legislator ever for a little while yesterday on the communist liberal blogs. It also won him the hatred of every mouth-breather in America, who seem to have called his office to yell about nothing in high volume. Gingrey’s district is a large chunk of northwestern Georgia, reaching Alabama, with Tennessee not far to the north. You know what they do to liberals there? Eat them, right after sexin’ them in the woods.
His only option for survival was to beg fat Rush Limbaugh for personal forgiveness today, on Rush’s show, like a rat:
GINGREY: Rush, thank you so much. I thank you for the opportunity, of course this is not exactly the way to I wanted to come on. … Mainly, I want to express to you and all your listeners my very sincere regret for those comments I made yesterday to Politico. … I clearly ended up putting my foot in my mouth on some of those comments. … I regret those stupid comments.
LIMBAUGH: Well, look, I appreciate that. … I’m glad that you called.
Rumor has it that Gingrey is literally inside Rush Limbaugh’s pants, right now.
Are Republicans Starting To Hit Back At Limbaugh For Throwing ‘Bricks’ From ‘The Extreme Right’? [Think Progress]
Gingrey Begs Limbaugh For Forgiveness On-Air, Expresses ‘Very Sincere Regret’ For ‘Foot-In-Mouth Disease’ [Think Progress]
Yeah stimulus package passed! Now somebody’s pregnant!
All the rent boys say that fucking Limbaugh is like sticking your dick between 2 large cow livers.
Why didn’t Our Barry protect this little tepid turncoat, offer him asylum in Aretha’s hat?
Limbaugh is the Law Giver. The Brains of the Conservativae. The Will of the People.
The Fat Asswipe Who Couldn’t Keep a Wife and Has to Fly to the Dominican Republic for Sex.
I wonder if he delivered a nice gift basket of Oxycotin, viagra and personalized pill bottle lables?
I hear that “softens’ Rush right up.
This part of the base is ready to be ginned, as long as there’s vermouth and an olive.
What is it w/GA congresscritters: Gingrey, Barr, Newt. My God, is everyone there a loony?
Nerdalicious: I wants more unemployment or a job, which ever comes first.
The final vote was 244 to 188. No Republicans voted for the bill, while 12 Democrats voted against it.
Was banjo music playing in the background?
Will rush’s head deflate if you pull out the plug from behind his ear?
now you’ve created a vision that is absolutely beyond the pall…Gingrey doing the gerbel routine in Limbaugh’s extraordinarily fat ass is more than any one person should have to envision…can’t thank you enough…
Just one more datapoint helping to prove my theory that the intellectual core of today’s GOP is comprised of media demagogues and morons.
Is it possible that we can go back to NOT being Georgians for 10 minutes please? I’m sick of these Russians up my ass all the time. Well, maybe not.
The American thing for Gingrey to do would have been to tell Rush to stick a lit cigar up his ass, not stick himself up Rush’s ass.
Plus now that the GOP has turned on Gingrey, nothing will stop them from making fun of his dick-duster mustache.
Small consolation, but Gingrey won’t have to suck on Limbugh’s dick for very long. They don’t call him “Rush” for nothing.
God in Heaven, why won’t he just DIE?!?!?!!?
Barry screwed up. Talking about RushBo gives him power, headlines, a platform & probably a boner. The worst thing you can do to gasbags like RushBo is to totally ignore him & make him completely irrelevant (which he is to sentient creatures). Hope Barry remembers that in the future.
Please let them have slipped some TruckNutz or Dildos in that stimulus package.
Here we go with that “gin the base” stuff again.
But really, why can’t we all just rise up and collectively spit in Rush Limbaugh’s fat face? Let Limbaugh do the begging for once (with the exception of his begging for Oxycontin).
This is mystifying. It’s like two five-year-olds in a burning building fighting over who gets to play with the Leggos. The only unfortunate thing is that they might hurt someone besides each other.
Why are people scared of a fat, white drug-addict?
Foot in mouth, tail between legs, cigar up bum. Rush is the ultimate Sugar Daddy — longer you suck on it, longer it gets.
What? There was no apology to his family? To god?
Just to Rush? Worthless.
Man, Jim, I know your a hater of da alt text, but that picture is just begging for it!
Wow, that is quite the disgusting display. One only wonders what threats compelled his fealty to Lord Baal. I also notice he never explicitly states exactly what he’s apologizing for. With conservatives, what’s unsaid is always at least as important as what’s said. Sometimes more important, like when you’re lonely in a bathroom stall.
Tommmcatt: Contract with the devil hasn’t expired yet?
chascates:
I hope that somebody has eight tuplets. We surely need more mouths to feed at the post office & home depot!
Oh.
Don’t wanna piss off the Red State Bitters. No doubt they stormed his cottage with pitchforks and torches and took him to “apologize” to the master. I assume Jabba has eaten Gingrey by now. After dressing him up in some “I Dream of Jeannie” get up and chaining him around his fat fleshy mound of blubber. No Jedis are going to be on hand to save Gingery - poor, pathetic, sniveling slob.
why does anyone LIKE that guy?! he’s an icky, doughy blowhard prevert and you just KNOW his entire professional career has its basis in his inability to make any friends when he was an icky, doughy 12-year-old chronic masturbater. Are there THAT MANY icky doughy blohard prevert ex-12-year-old chronic masturbaters in Georgia who relate to him??? REAAALLLLYYY???
This act of contrition earns Gingrey a quick, merciful death rather than the long, long scream.
I predict that fat piece of shit will call Barry a nigger and then die.
What a fucking pussy.
Well, great. For Rush, he swallows.
Limbaugh:
Hack-fuck demon of raging cock-love dick-eating rage sex.
I know there are awards for loathsomeness, but is there an award for SELF-loathsomeness?
Because if, like Rep. Gingrey, I ever felt I had to apologize to Rush Limbaugh, for anything, I’d certainly nominate myself by throwing myself off a bridge or something.
Oh, and: What exactly IS the way Rep. Gingrey wanted to “come on” to Rush?
Oh, oh, and: Rush who?
shortsshortsshorts: Is that a haiku or something?
BillyClubb: Does he go for bukkake?
Zhu Bajie
It’s amazing that Rush was married three times and none of the marriages were ever consumnated. Ask the last wife how much money she got in the settlement for not talking about Rush’s sexual peccadilloes.
Get the Enquirer to hire a freelance photog in the Dominican Republic and you’ll see more of Rush than you ever wanted to see. Talk about your Moon over Miami.
HEADSHOT! Red State Strike Force strikes again!
I despair that this fool seems to have more political power where he is (being the sort of annoying right-wing, middle-aged shouty boor one meets all over the place, but with a radio show instead of driving a taxi or sitting at your table during a family event because some cousin or another brought him along) than if he actually ran for government. What persuades people to grovel like this to any celebrity at all, much less this one? I don’t think that Congressman would have been so apologetic to GWB.
“Rumor has it that Gingrey is literally inside Rush Limbaugh’s pants, right now.”
God, what a hog. Pelosi and Reid are dying to get in! What was that Rush? We want to drop family planning money? OK!
He’s a Georgia peach, you know
One dim-bulb Georgia congressman says something that not only makes sense but which is self evident to anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together and he forces himself to crawl up to Limbaugh and remove the pus filled blisters from his anus with his tongue?
That will teach the rest of them to keep their good ideas to themselves.
Serolf Divad: Redundant.
Kev-O-Tron: I hate Limbaugh more than Coulter because he is considered the “intellectual” conservative hack. I hate him because of things like this. I hate him more than any other living human being.
Rumor has it that Barry’s dispatched a “high level committee” to the Smithsonian with instructions to keep looking till they find evidence that, contrary to popular belief, the South actually won the civil war and must pack up its desk and depart by close of business today. As reparations for the little mistake about who won and all, they get to keep Texas as a parting gift.
Shorter Rush: Cradle the balls, work the shaft, say my name.
Hicks said it best I think:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg2_MntkMzg
“Rush Limbaugh is a scat muncher..”
google alert keywords: “Rush Limbaugh massive heart attack aneurysm car accident decapitation disembowelment ass fucked with a pineapple” ….not one email …El Pinche haz a sad.
What. A. Pussy. Christ.
Texan Bulldoggette: …something I posted on another site earlier today.
Rush Limbaugh(or the “Pig-Man” as I refer to him) is the embodiment of all the reasons the Republican lost in November:
-Sexist
-Racist
-Homophobic
-Elitist
-Hypocritical
-Greedy
Now that he has interjected himself in such a vocal way into the stimulus debate, he has put the GOP leadership in very tough situation.
Many in the GOP realize that their voting demographic is rapidly shrinking and that they must somehow grow the party. They know the only way they can achieve this is by abandoning there “Old, Rich, White Men” stereotype that has been their hallmark for decades. However this will be difficult since the election left them a southern regionalized party. But now that the “Pig-Man” has went on a rampage attacking the GOP leadership as weak and spineless, he has essentially forced their hands. They either must pull hard right or face being labeled turncoats. Ironically if they do move to the right, not only will they be labeled obstructionist, but they will continue to shrink their own party. No matter how you analyze the situation there is an obvious split forming within the Republican party.
1. Those who want grow the party
VS.
2. Ideologues
By Rush Limbaugh declaring himself the de-facto “leader of the Republican party” he has essentially handed the Democrats a weapon to bludgeon the GOP with. If the Republicans attempt to obstruct legislation, then the Dem’s can simply label them “Rush Limbaugh Republicans”.
The other day on television Pat Buchanan emphasized the size of the audience Rush Limbaugh commands(5 million), stating that he has clout within the party. That being said, if the Republican want to whittle their own base down to 5 million of the Pig Mans listeners, then be my guest! Probably the most amusing facet of this soap opera is the fact that all Barack Obama has to do to continue this Republican meltdown, is continue to “reach out” to the Republican leadership!
The people who whine when someone criticises Rush are probably the same people who think Sarah Palin is the future of America. Hopefully, not a majority.
hopebong: Is that the same guy? I thought so.
He got a pearl necklace from Rush? Rush who?
From Thomas Paine to Limbaugh, Hannity, and
Gingrich.
Ah, those “patriots” in the GOP.
Paine and the revolutionary generation risked
swinging from a British rope; this generation
of GOP “statesmen” piss themselves
at the very thought of the wrath of a fat,
bloviating windbag.
This makes for a perfect SNL skit.
Rush can be played by a large bag of poop.
Jollity: Once she ditches Dog Boy, The Sarah can be Rush’s fourth wife. He’ll finance her 2012 campaign, and their sex life will consist of huge jars of lube, gay porn videos, a strap-on and a Nazi uniform.
All your gin the base belong to us
that anyone would have to apologize to Limbaugh for anything is just insane. and sad.
peachgirl: Shouldn’t they take Alaska with them? In exchange for NC and VA they can take Alsaka and Texas.
Atheist Nun: If that’s in any way true, I’m pretty sure I speak for teh gheys (not being one, it’s tricky) when I say: DO. NOT. WANT.
Dreamer: No! Not Alaska! It’s too ecologically important. Maybe another consolation prize. Like being able to move to Russia. I’m sure Putin would have fun feeding them to his tiger.
CaliforniaMike: Win. But God what a thought.
Mad Farmer Manifest: maybe then we can deport Palin to Alabama or something.
Why is everyone all twisted up over those three Canadian prog-rock blokes?
hey uh can i make a request, can we always use another pic of Rush instead of this one, which he probably thinks makes him look like a badass?
some mediocre alternatives include
http://www.bastique.com/Site_Graphics/rush_limbaugh.jpg
http://www.outletradio.com/grantham/archives/rushbo.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/390783029_b1f3768bbd.jpg?v=0
or perhaps replace cigar w enormous horse dong
El Pinche: Uuuurgh…. That was beyond gross. Prably accurate, though.
CaliforniaMike: And speaking of gross, yet accurate…
More static from the voice of old white male fear and hate. He’s today’s Goebbels, but his most noteworthy attribute is the continued maintenance of his smug, self-satisfied facade. That’s all he needs to maintain his base after he gives their fears a little tug job. I wish him all the FAIL possible.
assistant/atlas: lol… we hear things… Nevertheless, my apologies to rent boys and cow livers everywhere.
As an MD, Phil seems to have expanded his practice to proctology under the Hippocratic motto, “Better to get than to give” or “Slide on easy.” Upon meeting a new patient, he will now say, “Let me bend over to look at that“. And after, “Oh, wow. That sure tickles.”
But I respect his words.
Just waiting for Rush to get busted rimming doped-up altar boys. Wait for it…wait for it…
chascates: Yay for the death of bipartisanship.
1. Hope.
2. Change.
3. Take no f*cking f*ck prisnoers.
Wait a minute, the doctor shopping junkie who pays whores in the Dominican to pleasure his disgusting fat body with a Viagra prescription that doesn’t belong to him? That Rush Limbo?
Pathetic little twerp.
V572625694: And maybe the most special of all: Zell Miller
Rush Limbaugh is a limp-dick drug addict with no social skills and, quite possibly, a preference for dudes, which, if true, he’ll never admit. He can go to hell any day as far as I’m concerned.
Ah, the courage of his convictions. Good to see a congressman with a little backbone no matter how pliable.
momus: It’s like hitting somebody and then saying “sorry” immediately. It is as respectable as poop stuck to dirt. Also.
I actually tried listening to Rush twice this week and it was awful.
On the first day, he claimed that he knew “seventeen times more” than “every journalist put together.”
…Great.
The next day, he made up a “leftist lawyer friend” just so he could say that this strawman “friend” of his emailed him and warned him not to talk badly of Obama, because lawyer friend “knows these people and knows they’ll make an exception and keep Gitmo open just for” Rush. Yes. Limbaugh is so powerful and important that conspiracies spring up immediately to destroy him.
What an asshole.
DangerousLiberal: Edit much?
alt-text: “Sometimes a fat cretin is just a fat cretin.”
“Umm. Cubans good. Also their cigars.”
kudzu: One of the real open secrets in New York is that Rush walks on the other side of the street. While he was DJing in Pittsburgh back when he was young, he was actually arrested for soliciting gay sex from a cop.
Why is this man raking in millions and getting his ass kissed by retarded congressman and I’ve been unemployed for over a year?
Hahaha. Capitalism.
Also: For the love of all things sacred, stop saying all these assholes are gay. Even if they are.
I donna lika the Rush Limborgor guy. Not much. No.
how did rush get so fat being addicted to pills? seems the massive amounts of codeine would kill his tummy.
Ronnie Dobbs: Plus I thought the dude was deaf. Seems like he was able to follow that phone conversation pretty good.
AngryBlakGuy: excellent.
Barry’s slick. He’s playin Limbaugh and the republicans chicago style. He probably has the ability to make Limbaugh’s heart explode into shards of porkrines, but Obama’s keepin him alive and using that sack of shit against the GOP.
who’s Lush Rimjob?
shortsshortsshorts: An intellectual conservative is someone who walks into a bar, orders an apple-tini for his male date, states how vengeful he feels about Katrina vanden Heuvel and, for tax purposes, still asks for a receipt.
Suds McKenzie: John Boehner.
Sure it was spineless, but most pols are jellyfish. I think the apology was a moment of enlightenment for Gingrey; it dawned on him that Rush Limbaugh is not worth losing his gig over.
chascates: With underage girls, I might add. Or is it underage boys? I forget. Anyway, even then he has to overdose on Viagra to get his weenie to come to attention.
See, I wish I could call this guy was a pussy-ass faggot, but for starters, it’s insulting to the LGBT community, who don’t deserved to be lumped in because they have far more courage and ethics than any of these asshats, and it makes it sound like being gay is a bad thing. Plus I don’t want to compare said asshats with my reproductive organs, let alone allow them anywhere NEAR them.
loislane1939: The reason their closeted gayness is relevant is not because they’re gay (there’s nothing wrong with that) but because they’re hypocrites. Mentioning that they’re gay is relevant because they make their living, in part, from attacking gay people. Douchebags must be exposed.
AngryBlakGuy: Racist!? Gasp! But, but, but he as a black friend*
And by friend, I mean some asshole ex-football player I read about years ago, who also used to be a racist against white people, but has a white wife. I think he’s a minister now. Also.
Someone, Photoshop a veiny black dick over Limbaugh’s cigar in this photo, STAT!
S.Luggo: John Boehner.
Phil Gingrey is now officially stumpbroke.
BruceLee5000: With genital warts and yellow pus. Also.
Atheist Nun: dude, not cool. I didn’t need that image.
Texan Bulldoggette: Maybe Obama is helping Rush become the public face of the repub. party, which he already is for me. If so, brilliant political move.
I, sob, am just SO proud of this courageous Georgia legislator for standing up to the … WHAT? He caved? Starz and Barz and Uncle Remus… the kooks are still in charge of the Republican Party.
shortsshortsshorts:
Limbaugh:
Hack-fuck demon of raging cock-love dick-eating rage sex.
I hate Limbaugh more than Coulter because he is considered the “intellectual” conservative hack. I hate him because of things like this. I hate him more than any other living human being.
Soooo……I guess I’ll mark you down as undecided?
By the way….GALACTIC FUCKING WIN!
It’s equally worthwhile to hate the fat fuck because he so routinely points out that he’s just trying to be entertaining. Great; so you spread disinformation, hatred and ignorance not even out of some sort of deeply-held ideological bent, but because you’re an overgrown frat boy with a taste for the easy joke. Wonderful.
On the other hand, say hello and goodbye to the first and last time that John Boehner is used as an example of competent leadership.
Bill Hicks got it dead-on long long ago: Rush Limbaugh is a scat-muncher. That is all anyone needs to know about the man (& I use the term loosely).
Rush is a perfect symptom of Republicans’ mental & ethical penury. If he’s an intellectual, I’m a fucking god. He couldn’t think his way out of a wet paper-bag with a machete. He hasn’t said anything original or worthwhile, ever - & he just got another raise.
Somewhere, Edward R. Murrow is vomiting.
I wonder how many pages were blowing this guy during that interview?
Congressmen Gingrey offers his wife Caroline to Rush:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DETxIUpyc5o