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1:52 PM on Wed January 28 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. chascates says at 1:54 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Or else the dog gets it.

  2. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 2:02 pm, January 28th, 2009

    No Confluence? PUMAS haz a sad.

  3. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:02 pm, January 28th, 2009

    I gave you people 5 email addresses of mine and voted from all of them. If you win I want coke and whores, or else the dog gets it, and the baby too.

  4. Nizzles! says at 2:04 pm, January 28th, 2009

    I’ll only vote if you address this very important piece of journalism: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/nyregion/28daba.html?em

  5. Giant Robot says at 2:17 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Nizzles!: Props!!! I can’t stop laughing!

  6. Tommy Says Soooo says at 2:17 pm, January 28th, 2009

    This will just kill the keyboardist of Lynyrd Skynyrd.

  7. masterdebater says at 2:19 pm, January 28th, 2009

    OK, but what’s in it for me? My vote is worth a f***ing lot you know!

  8. Giant Robot says at 2:21 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Nizzles!: The one in the grey sweater is totally taking advantage of the emotional pain of the one in the halter top. These groups are awesome for hooking up!!

  9. blinky_twinkie says at 2:22 pm, January 28th, 2009

    What the hell is up with the sideways scrolling on this commie pinko so-called “Bloggies” page?! HENGGHH????

  10. Tommy Says Soooo says at 2:23 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Nizzles!: +1. And any woman with the middle name of “Spinner” deserves what she gets.

  11. freakishlystrong says at 2:23 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Did anyone else get “underskirt 13″ as their encyrption thingee? Is that code for something?

  12. actor212 says at 2:25 pm, January 28th, 2009

    THE BLOGGIES ARE BIGOTED!

    My Captcha phrase was “election worst”!!!

  13. V572625694 says at 2:34 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Nizzles!: Goddamn, that is some excellent journalism, but it still doesn’t make up for the tragic loss of Bill Kristol.

    And they say the NYT doesn’t have comics…

  14. Colander says at 2:52 pm, January 28th, 2009

    No snark, I would’ve totally forgotten about this if not reminded (I never confirmed!).

  15. Kev-O-Tron says at 2:55 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Nizzles!: HA HA HA HA!!! I wanna be your new best friend!

    I had a “charming” *ahem* get together with my ex yesterday (hereafter referred to as Pirate Hooker) so this little tidbit makes me feel a lot better. Pirate Hooker should go stew with these harpies. Kev-O-Tron cannot be tied down. I aint no banker but I sure do like me some Manhattans.

  16. bitchincamaro says at 3:02 pm, January 28th, 2009

    I already voted but dint get no email. Gonna vote again tonite, but with glass of scotch in front of me this time.

    That should fixxer.

  17. bitchincamaro says at 3:05 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Nizzles!: This calls for its own thread, methinks.

  18. Thegreatbacon says at 3:16 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Nizzles!: Wow. I think being a “banker groupie” is about the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. Why not just call yourself a whore and be done with it.

  19. Thegreatbacon says at 3:34 pm, January 28th, 2009

    I like the explanation that it’s the alpha male personality they like and not the money. Sure. Why not date an alpha construction worker? Oh right, they don’t have the money.

  20. Kev-O-Tron says at 3:39 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Thegreatbacon: Personally I think all of these women and their douche bag golfer boyfriends should be strangled with ticker tape and drowned in the Hudson. They all like the “alpha male personality” until they have to wear sunglasses to work after a little “alpha beatdown.”

  21. Don’t you mean ‘UR Vote’? Are you aware of the internet traditions?

  22. Thegreatbacon says at 4:02 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Kev-O-Tron: They don’t really produce anything, so the economy wouldn’t suffer if they were eliminated. Also, I don’t think anybody would notice — Alpha personality types don’t really have friends, and their families usually hate them. It might just be the “sloughing of dead cells” that our country needs right now.

  23. gliberal says at 4:29 pm, January 28th, 2009

    You can cut me off a slice of that “Spinner” gal. I’ll wait.

  24. chascates says at 4:39 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Nizzles!: “if your monthly Bergdorf’s allowance has been halved and bottle service has all but disappeared from your life.”
    A self help group for whores?

  25. eoberhauser says at 6:11 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Kev-O-Tron: mmmmmmManhattans. I don’t even get carded at bars anymore (I look really young) because when I order a Manhattan, they just assume I’m an 85 year old man. And I’m a lady!

  26. chascates: I will confess I did not know what “bottle service” was. Not that it really matters any more, but this article explains it all.

  27. hobospacejungle says at 7:05 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Because I am aware of all internet traditions I voted 5 times. I encourage all others to do so as well. And if anyone is wondering, YES you can just vote for the 3 Wonkette categories and ignore all the others.

  28. Nizzles!: OMFGWTF??!!!??!!! +2 as there is comedy gold GALORE at
    their little blog where they pour out their wittle twoubles: http://dabagirls.com/
    Of course, it’s “tongue in cheek”, girls, mhmm.
    Also, OY. Also.

  29. donner_froh says at 8:38 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Your ballot has been verified. Check back on Monday, March 16 to see the winners!

    Only 4 more to go.

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