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Here Is A Fun Obama-Themed Game For You!

He has sunglasses, it's cute!Ha ha, this thing probably makes loads of sense to somebody who plays Super Mario World a lot. Hint: turn down the sound before clicking over if you want to keep your job (if you still have a job). [Super Obama World]


12:11 PM on Wed January 28 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Colander says at 12:17 pm, January 28th, 2009

    My job knows me too well, as the site is already blocked.

  2. yes, more time wasting! I just want a team play option now. We haven’t had a blog war in a while and I’m getting restless. Who needs to be defeated this time? Not Pumas again?

  3. magic titty says at 12:21 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Um. I don’t see a flagpin…

  4. NotAnEvilLobbyist says at 12:22 pm, January 28th, 2009

    What? No score board? No pitting teams of eco drivers against each other? I need a purpose!

  5. Larry Fine says at 12:23 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Colander: My bosses blocked this new game also, hints of the rise of Fascism happening to real Americans under their new leadership.

  6. Lascauxcaveman says at 12:25 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Eh, I kept getting porked.

  7. Iggy Plop says at 12:27 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Hmm. The levels lead him from Canada through Alaska. So what happens when he gets all the way to Juno? Here at Wonkette we’re trained to think that Mark Penn is Bowser, but I’m guessing that in this game it’s that that moose-wrestling presidential-campaign-reality-TV-show star and millionaire book authoring person. Somebody spend the afternoon playing it and tell us all.

  8. Sassette says at 12:27 pm, January 28th, 2009

    I wastes like three hours on that game one night and I never made it out if Alaska. They should call it Super Obama Hell.

  9. AngryBlakGuy says at 12:30 pm, January 28th, 2009

    …if Barack Obama = Super Mario, then who is Luigi? William Ayers maybe?

  10. wait, he doesn’t shoot hopebeams? wtf..

  11. masterdebater says at 12:33 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Not mavericky enough for me.

  12. mattbolt says at 12:36 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Yeah, uh… about that… *clears throat* not to be, “THAT GUY”, or anything… buuuut… yeah, this game’s months old, this game’s so old it already has its own Wikipedia page, there, I said it.

  13. Lascauxcaveman says at 12:41 pm, January 28th, 2009

    mattbolt: I knew someone was going to step up and be that guy.

    BWAHAHAHAHAH! BANHAMMER!

  14. insert_namehere says at 12:52 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Not a SINGLE magic unicorn? HOW disappointing.

  15. Chickensmack says at 1:00 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Larry Fine: Any chance your boss is a Republican, ergo he knows that you Democratic swill are the kind of people who would rather while-away your office time with this loss-leader of a game?

    coincidentally, I’m in the same boat…

  16. Screw that! Where’s my Hopey Splinter Cell? I wanna sneak around and abduct Repukes and Jeebus freaks, then pistol-whip ‘em and throw ‘em off a building!

  17. If I get to the “Princess” and find out it is Sarah Palin I am going to be really disappointed.

  18. actor212 says at 2:39 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Mushrooms! Dewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd…

  19. WagTehGod says at 2:55 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Please tell me that the pie he eats to get the power-up sunglasses is of the sweet potato variety.

  20. orbit222 says at 9:57 pm, January 28th, 2009

    Can’t touch pork? Thinly veiled muzlin reference?

  21. Sabre_Justice says at 5:17 am, January 29th, 2009

    I don’t even want to know about Mccain the Hedgehog.

    Ron Paul the Bobcat I’d be all over though.

  22. OzoneTom says at 9:35 pm, January 29th, 2009

    orbit222: What’s thinly-veiled about it?

    Though it’s true in Chicago they love their beef.

    And snow.

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