Pig Of The Day: GEORGE BUSH SENIOR

GAHH, here's an insane joke from ancient oil baron George H.W. Bush about how he ran into "one of the ugliest, angriest women I've ever seen," some lady who loved abortion, the punchline being that he would never in a million years have fucked her. Then Bill Clinton speaks -- they were doing one of their little field trips together? -- in awe of Bush's ability to get away with that kind of humor, because, uh, George Bush Sr. never cheated on his wife (heheheheh). [ YouTube ]