Here’s Rod Blagojevich on The View, whining about not being able to defend himself in his Senate impeachment trial, which is happening simultaneously, JESUS CHRIST. He was literally on every teevee show this morning running his fat mouth. Apologizing for his curse words, which he learned from the vulgar poors in his “tough neighborhood” growing up. Then he grabs Whoopi Goldberg while explaining how the constitutional instrument of impeachment is unconstitutional, and that weird white lady, Joan or something, pretends she is Richard Nixon and the crowd goes insane, because she’s pretending to be Richard Nixon, right, end of segment. [YouTube]
Rod Blagojevich Learned To Curse By Playing Basketball In The Hood
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You learn extortion on the school yard, also.
Since I can’t watch videos at work, can someone just tell me if all of the women who run this travesty of a show actually debated him? How did the token idiot conservative handle it?
He expects us to believe that he was worried that picking Oprah would “look like a gimmick”?! Hah! This guy rules. Blago should be president in 2012.
He gives great TV.
In the schoolyard, if you got a haircut like that, you get called a fag.
You have this eight minute clip from the View, which is a [redacted] thing. And you want me to watch this for free? [redacted] that.
[re=228803]shortsshortsshorts[/re]:
and hair styling in the men’s locker room
Blago has good control,by not showing his excitement when he was sitting there inbetween all that sweater meat amongst those gals.
Blago offering Oprah the Senate seat is like Dillinger’s comment about robbing banks – “Because that’s where the money is!”
Somewhere is Chicago is a black businesswoman who is wondering how the hell she got dragged into this shite.
Whoopi is Diana Ross, because she’s black.
[re=228805]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]:
I can’t see video’s at work either but I’m sure Ms. Palin did just fine…
[re=228808]Larry Fine[/re]: From you avatar, we will take your word as authoritative on this matter.
It’s funny. Blago learned his potty mouth words playing basketball? I learned mine there, too, but I learned them in spanish because I already fucking knew how to curse in fucking English from my bilingual father who could fucking curse in TWO fucking languages!
Blago played hoops. Obama played hoops. I bet Tony Rezko was the referee.
“No End in Sight 2: Blago’s War”
Is Whoopi wearing a large black sheet for an outfit?
Blago’s soooo full of shit. I’m surprised–wait, no I’m not–that no one on any of these shows just flat out called him out for being full of shit. It would have been easy to call him a liar and watch him explode in a fury of curse words on live teevee. Hahahaha.
[re=228805]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Yes, they brought what they (and their producers) thought to be facts, he refuted by confusing them (and me), saying that he was essentially being bushwhacked because he loves senior citizens so much. They asked aren’t u basically fucking yourself by not actually being there, and he’s saying no, then says that impeachments aren’t fair and are run by the Thai government, in Chicago.
Also, Sherry Shephard’s breasts try at several points to burst forth from her ‘dress’, yet fail. Funbags, also.
[re=228822]Roger Williams hates your ways[/re]: Seriously. Maybe she has a cold and her mommy told her to bring her blanket to the show to keep warm?
Blago, Palin, Patterson. What other states have nutcase governors just waiting to explode on the scene? I guess Jindal is next.
I thought he learned the cussing from parachuting…I’m fucking confused.
[re=228805]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]:
I wasn’t going to watch this but I sympathized with you. Here’s the jist:
They did not debate him. They seriously discuss his consideration of Oprah for the senate seat. They accuse him of being a potty-mouth then joke about their own dirty whorish mouths. They sympathize with his language as they’ve apparently all grown up playing basketball in ghettos. The closest this came to relevant was when Whoopi asked him why he didn’t go to his trial if he is so Goddam innocent. He babbles some reply that was so dumb that I forgot it immediately. Somehow the conversation turns to how unfair it was that the GOP impeached Clinton. And then he said something about being impeached because he gave a bunch of old people bus passes. Then they kept listening to this dork like he had a point and I zoned out. Then I realized why I don’t have cable.
In other news, I still giggle when I hear an adult referred to as “Whoopi.”
Dat’s da way we do it in a tough-guy town like Chicago! Da Bears!
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/
How can he be so out of touch with reality as to still be wearing that haircut?
Whadda disappointment. Patti Blagojevich didn’t show up. I was looking forward to her explanation of her wiretapped comment, “Fuck the Bears,” which, in Chicago, is grounds for water-boarding.
[re=228835]AWOcoholic[/re]: He may think it was unfair for the GOP to impeach Clinton, but does he realize HIS OWN PARTY IS IMPEACHING HIM HERE! Sorry, this guy pisses me off to no end. My tax dollars hard at work. Asshat.
[re=228820]actor212[/re]: Okay, that might explain Count Blagula’s potty mouth, but it does not explain Mrs. Governor’s. How did Patti learn how to lapse into paroxysms of profanity, playing jacks with her little sister, that girly fucking fucker?
[re=228827]Colander[/re]:
Thanks for the blow by blow Colander. I can’t watch at work either but that is exactly how I figured it went down. I’m sure I couldn’t put it so eloquently though. Now I won’t have to waste the eight minutes when I get home…hmmm….but did you say something about a wardrobe misfunction? now if it was Lisbet’s maybe it’d be worth tuning in for.
Is it too late to change my vote from Lizard People to Blaggy for the 08 presidency?
[re=228845]takes12no1[/re]: Nah, just my way of saying I never noticed SS’s endowments before.
[re=228805]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Oh. Also. The token conservative… that’s the pretty one, right? She wasn’t there. Whatever.
I’m just glad someone’s still using Pert Plus!
I wonder if those had been all male hosts on The View if he would have been patting their inner thighs throughout the program also????
I wanna know, if The View hosts had been 3 males, would Blagojevich still be patting their inner thighs throughout the program?
[re=228842]S.Luggo[/re]: Oh, she was just the neighborhood gum chewing tramp.
[re=228842]S.Luggo[/re]: Maybe she reads the Wonkette.
Whoopie frozen, in obvious repulsion and terror, as he lunges for her: priceless. (at 06:25)
[re=228826]Colander[/re]: [re=228835]AWOcoholic[/re]: Thanks for the summaries! And oddly enough, I just FELT that Elizabeth wouldn’t be there.
My grandmother could whip Blagoz ass at the dozens and she’s white and dead.
Fuggetabout selling Senate seats. I think Blagosphere should be impeached for not using proper English “I ain’t guilty” etc….& molesting the gals on the View. Fuggetabout selling Senate seats. I like how the gals shut him up when he started his: “I was just trying to save the poor sick people” rant Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Who will replacing the crazed Gov. when he is gone at the end of the week? 10 Angels & Mother Teresa?
“Had I known somebody was listening, I wouldn’t have used language like that.”
THIS GUY IS CLASSIC!
[re=228873]pfft..nah[/re]:
“I take responsibility for my wife’s swearing”. Add Co-Dependent to Blago’s long list of mental disorders.
I’m still surprised he hasn’t used a hair variation of the Twinkie defense (ie-the styling product made me crazy)
[re=228873]pfft..nah[/re]: *Exactly* the point at which I stopped. That says it all don’t it?
I’m for the old fashioned way…tar and feather the bastard and run him out of town on a rail..
[re=228873]pfft..nah[/re]: The problem with that statement is that he DID know people were listening.
This is old Chicago misdirection play. The attention is focused on Blago while Barry Hussein takes over the country over with all Muslins. This goes back to the Capone days.
I just organized a carload of NH Minute Men to go help defend the IL Gov’s office if they try to illegally remove Blaggie. Ha Ha, I’m totally kidding. I don’t go out at all in the snow.
School yard hoops? Nothing but LOVE.
God I love this guy. Epic trainwreck, unfolding right here, right now! That Just Happened!
Yeah. THanks for that. I hadn’t seen a cockroach all day.
[re=228837]AWOcoholic[/re]: The Hair That Will Not Die. Somebody rub it with garlic and put a stake through its heart.
[re=228862]eoberhauser[/re]: If Patti reads anything, it’s (a) the Illinois divorce laws and (b) the US Crimes Code definition of “unindicted co-conspirator”, “plea bargain” and “federal witness.”
Where’s his mother fucking-son of a bitch-douche-bag of a flagpin?!?!?!
Blago, Beyond the Palin, & Joe the Dumber are the big heros of the wingnuts. Oy Vay.
Blago’s sort of cute, in an insane, corrupt, bad-hair style kinda way. But boy does he have some mighty big Cajones!
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/2009/01/screw-senate-blagos-takin-his-case-to_26.html
These gals wanted to eat him for breakfast…and he was serving himself up in butter….Go Blago! Go Bears!…this is better than the meaning of “is”…
Blago’s blather about his “tough” neighborhood was pure hooey; he graduated from Foreman, which meant he lived on the Northwest Side near Belmont and Central in a blue collar white neighborhood with a lot of Polish- and Italian-Americans. Most Serbian-Americans in Chicago opt for a Serbo-Croatian enclave on the East Side (which Chicago has, contrary to myth; it’s on the very far South Side), which also isn’t a tough neighborhood as long as Serbs and Croats are trying to get along (there was gunfire when Yugoslavia split up). Blago’s “tough” college alma mater: Northwestern.
Blago on Larry King. Blah, Blah, Blah. Ugh
So he played basketball in Chicago, on playgrounds? This changes everything.
Nobody can wordlessly convey skepticism, even in profile, like Whoopi. It must come from all the years she spent as a nun before she was tv star.
i’m sold! i don’t give a shit what the illinois legislature does – that guy is innocent!
they’re denying his right to prove his innocence.
I find it impossible to watch clips from the View, even when Hassleback isn’t there.
Damn. How can anyone hate this guy’s hair? He needs to part it just a bit further down the side of his head, maybe get a skinnier tie, swap the wingtips for some boots and he’s a friggin’ Beatle for Pete’s sake.
Also, them gals on The View are sure well-fed.
Can we do what Fox News does and put and “R” after his name when we write about him?
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