Oprah Narrowly Escaped The Taint!
Beloved Serbian leprechaun Rod Blagojevich went onGood Morning Americainstead of going to his corruption trial today, and talked about why Oprah would have made a good senator. [ ABC News ]
Barack Obama! Every day this guy issues more executive orders! This one will let the hippies in CA have the wondrously fuel-efficient cars they've been craving for years. [ San Jose Mercury News ]
A two-minute appeal for aid to Gaza will air on several British television stations, but not the BBC. This makes many BBC staffers very angry. [ Guardian ]
Yet another regional summit will convene in Africa to hammer out a power-sharing agreement in Zimbabwe. This process has been dragging on for almost literally a year, and Mugabe is still a dillweed. [ Reuters ]
A 14-year-old boy spent a whole day dressed as a cop, going around to traffic stops with an actual cop and generally doing things cops do, until he was caught. [ Chicago Tribune ]
Those Gazan children who are still alive went back to school today. [ AHN ]