Wonkette
America is ready for Change, and nothing could be more different from the Bush Era than good old-fashioned boy-meets-girl White House gossip. That’s why the hot Jon Favreau-Ali Campoverdi rumors are healing America’s butt-hurt psyche. Can a simple “Obama speechwriter dude hooks up with Obama staffer who also was photographed in her panties, for Maxim” story finally cure America from the awful mental image of whatever senior Bush Administration middle-aged white guy repeatedly fucking some fat gay hooker from a “conservative news website”? Christ we hope so. [Gawker]
Fisting is a given, right?
Sweet bleeding Jeebus on a popsicle stick, I’m jealous. So that’s why people go into politics?
THIS is change I can believe in!!!
Forget all that shutting-down-Guantanamo and Gaza-Ceasefire stuff, here’s our first tangible evidence that Obama Admin > Bush Admin.
Fair Warning to Republicans: Do Not underestimate the power of the heterosexual mind.
How about that hot single heterosexual sex gossip? HENGHHHH?
HHHHEEEEEENNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH?????????
And lo, the One, Barry of Hawai’i, declared: “verily, if ye self-indicate as hetero, ye shall have secks only with the member of the opposite secks, with thy rod into the frontal lady-hole. If ye be of the ghey, fear not, for you may still have the buttsecks, but need not hide thy identity, as we are accepting of such. But all of ye, I do rightfully request that ye maintain your figures with ecksercise, so that ye may appear pleasing to the eye, as is my own wont.” So spake He, and it was Good.
Is this what kind of HOPE I cast my ballot for?
I’d like to introduce her to my stimulus package, if you know what I mean.
BBW IS BEAUTIFUL. BACK OFF.
Polichi: Kathy Griffin getting fisted in the Lincoln Bedroom. Now there’s a pitch to Bravo if I ever heard one!
Excuse me, must call agent…
ALSO.FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP.ALSO
Karl Rove knew this was going on a few days ago, when he sensed a disturbance in the Force.
V572625694: Hmmm? http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/01/affectionate_not_that_affectionate.php
SayItWithWookies: It’s called indigestion, *fart*.
TRUCKNUTZ! TRUCKNUTZ! TRUCKNUTZ!
OMFG I don’t believe I finally figured out what the TRUCKNUTZ! y’all have been talking about for at least the last 9 months are. You guys and gals intimidate me enough without me asking such dumb-ass questions. Last month I was visiting backstage at an AC/DC show with a friend who is on the crew. ALL of their brand-new, 1 million $ coaches had the latest features: $75,000 custom paint, in-motion satellite internet, 40″ HDTV and Wii in front and rear lounges, LCD screens in all bunks, full bathroom with shower…
…and because most R&R tour crew bus drivers are unrepentant Dixietards, all of these coaches had a pair of huge, flesh-colored TRUCKNUTZ on their rear trailer hitches. I made a comment to my buddy about how nasty, cringe-worthy and downright vile they made these otherwise state-of-the-art motor coaches look and how the parents of kids who saw them on the highway must be very annoyed. He said the drivers thought they were just hysterically funny but after a furious phone call to Wal-Mart HQ in Bensonville (they are tour co-promoters) by a pissed-off Dad all TRUCKNUTZ! were coming off at the end of the week.
AC/DC (!) Band Management: 1 Nasty-ass Cracker Morans: 0
Gawd-damn that was driving me crazy!
agitpropster: Free at last. Free at last. Goddamn you’re free at last.
Well, he did better than Charlie Crist - getting a beard who owns a company that literally sells beards just draws attention to the matter.
and is it just me or does she look like Obama Girl?
agitpropster: Pix plz?
Uh-oh. This is NOT good news people (unless you’re that Favreau guy, although I’ve gotta think it wouldn’t be fun to have everyone all up in your bizness when you’re not even the dude who gives which-country-should-we-bomb advice)
Know why it’s bad? HENGH?
It means Hopey’s wordsmith is going to be off his game–he won’t be thinking with his large brain. He’ll be consumed with nighties and Maxim and her lips and boobies and the possibility of teh buttsecks.
Because if I was hitting that, I couldn’t construct a thought, let alone a sentence.
suddenly i’ve got this absolute conviction that early on in their relationship, she went: “well jon you sure do seem to have a way with words!’
they then both giggle all cosy and cute.
She then goes: ’so do you think you can come up with some words to describe me?’
etc etc
Maybe it’s just me but I prefer reading about Bushy, middle-aged white guys repeatedly fucking fat gay hookers. Not that I’m complaining.
I’m well over 30 and I hate all the twentysomething presidential speechwriters spending nights inside hot babes.
Gawker is flogging “former Time columnist Ana Marie Cox” without mentioning her real claim to fame as founder of the august Wonkette.
I saw this episode. Season 1 of The West Wing, Sam picks up the hooker and tries to get her to spill dirt on the bad guys.
SayItWithWookies: Win.
hobospacejungle: Someone’s feeling nostalgic.
this is absolutely NOT change i can believe in! I was supposed to get with that hot piece speechwriter.
So did Favreau break up with Hillary’s cardboard cutout, or are they having hot, sexy threesomes?
Hmm. Well, consider my palette cleansed.
Yawn. Not sexy. Next!
No panties-off photos?
Zhu Bajie
Nobody yet? Fine, I’ll go there: He’s so money and he doesn’t even know it.
Speaking of fat gay hookers, you know this will generate about 20 years of content on the PUMA sites.
How the heck did Rahm Emmanuel with his baggy, dark-circled eyes manage to win out the Gawker hottie contest over dewey boytoy Jon Favreau?
Somethings I will never understand…
She really had the hots for Joe the Plumber, but he was off on a dangerous war correspondent assignment.
V572625694: I thought it was the drugs?
agitpropster: Oh, I dunno. I think if there’s a place in teh world for TRUCKNUTZ, it has got to be on the back of an AC/DC tourbus. After all, they do have the biggest balls of them all.
As an experienced man in my mid-thirties, I have some serious advice for Mr. Favreau.
1. Don’t get all poetic n shit.
2. You got to lick it before you stick it.
Good day sir!
agitpropster: AC/DC still tours?
I wanted to type a comment earlier but my right hand was too tired, and then my left.
http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/alejandra-campoverdi-singing-mariachi/11075596/
yes she can.
(jots down new job hunting tips)
1. Underwear
2. Sing Selena songs in them.
agitpropster: first time I saw them was a few years back. just a pair of rubber balls in a red, nylon sack. now someone has one-upped the latent gayness at the heart of this nation by getting closeted frat boys to actually PAY for molded, anatomically correct reproductions of male genitalia they could make for under $5.
Neon Trotsky: WIN!
agitpropster: I know how you feel about intimidation. Hell, what the fuck do I know about politics? But concerning your Trucknutz quandry, they have this site in the internets machine called Google…it answers everything–with pictures too.