• May 26, 2012

Obama’s 27-Year-Old Speechwriter Gets Sexytime With Hot White House Staffer Gal?

by Ken Layne  

Yes She Can.America is ready for Change, and nothing could be more different from the Bush Era than good old-fashioned boy-meets-girl White House gossip. That’s why the hot Jon Favreau-Ali Campoverdi rumors are healing America’s butt-hurt psyche. Can a simple “Obama speechwriter dude hooks up with Obama staffer who also was photographed in her panties, for Maxim” story finally cure America from the awful mental image of whatever senior Bush Administration middle-aged white guy repeatedly fucking some fat gay hooker from a “conservative news website”? Christ we hope so. [Gawker]

{ 45 comments }

V572625694 January 26, 2009 at 12:29 am

Fisting is a given, right?

Sweet bleeding Jeebus on a popsicle stick, I’m jealous. So that’s why people go into politics?

chascates January 26, 2009 at 12:36 am

THIS is change I can believe in!!!

Lascauxcaveman January 26, 2009 at 12:40 am

Forget all that shutting-down-Guantanamo and Gaza-Ceasefire stuff, here’s our first tangible evidence that Obama Admin > Bush Admin.

Fair Warning to Republicans: Do Not underestimate the power of the heterosexual mind.

FreshCliches January 26, 2009 at 12:40 am

How about that hot single heterosexual sex gossip? HENGHHHH?

HHHHEEEEEENNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH?????????

Neon Trotsky January 26, 2009 at 12:40 am

And lo, the One, Barry of Hawai’i, declared: “verily, if ye self-indicate as hetero, ye shall have secks only with the member of the opposite secks, with thy rod into the frontal lady-hole. If ye be of the ghey, fear not, for you may still have the buttsecks, but need not hide thy identity, as we are accepting of such. But all of ye, I do rightfully request that ye maintain your figures with ecksercise, so that ye may appear pleasing to the eye, as is my own wont.” So spake He, and it was Good.

agitpropster January 26, 2009 at 12:46 am

Is this what kind of HOPE I cast my ballot for?

Joehoya January 26, 2009 at 12:48 am

I’d like to introduce her to my stimulus package, if you know what I mean.

shortsshortsshorts January 26, 2009 at 12:59 am

BBW IS BEAUTIFUL. BACK OFF.

Edywin January 26, 2009 at 1:06 am

Polichi: Kathy Griffin getting fisted in the Lincoln Bedroom. Now there’s a pitch to Bravo if I ever heard one!
Excuse me, must call agent…

facehead January 26, 2009 at 1:08 am

ALSO.FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP.ALSO

SayItWithWookies January 26, 2009 at 1:08 am

Karl Rove knew this was going on a few days ago, when he sensed a disturbance in the Force.

Gregory_of_Nazianzus January 26, 2009 at 1:18 am
shortsshortsshorts January 26, 2009 at 1:19 am

[re=228176]SayItWithWookies[/re]: It’s called indigestion, *fart*.

agitpropster January 26, 2009 at 1:20 am

TRUCKNUTZ! TRUCKNUTZ! TRUCKNUTZ!

OMFG I don’t believe I finally figured out what the TRUCKNUTZ! y’all have been talking about for at least the last 9 months are. You guys and gals intimidate me enough without me asking such dumb-ass questions. Last month I was visiting backstage at an AC/DC show with a friend who is on the crew. ALL of their brand-new, 1 million $ coaches had the latest features: $75,000 custom paint, in-motion satellite internet, 40″ HDTV and Wii in front and rear lounges, LCD screens in all bunks, full bathroom with shower…

…and because most R&R tour crew bus drivers are unrepentant Dixietards, all of these coaches had a pair of huge, flesh-colored TRUCKNUTZ on their rear trailer hitches. I made a comment to my buddy about how nasty, cringe-worthy and downright vile they made these otherwise state-of-the-art motor coaches look and how the parents of kids who saw them on the highway must be very annoyed. He said the drivers thought they were just hysterically funny but after a furious phone call to Wal-Mart HQ in Bensonville (they are tour co-promoters) by a pissed-off Dad all TRUCKNUTZ! were coming off at the end of the week.

AC/DC (!) Band Management: 1 Nasty-ass Cracker Morans: 0

Gawd-damn that was driving me crazy!

shortsshortsshorts January 26, 2009 at 1:23 am

[re=228179]agitpropster[/re]: Free at last. Free at last. Goddamn you’re free at last.

tiny mexican January 26, 2009 at 1:25 am

Well, he did better than Charlie Crist – getting a beard who owns a company that literally sells beards just draws attention to the matter.

and is it just me or does she look like Obama Girl?

SayItWithWookies January 26, 2009 at 1:34 am

[re=228179]agitpropster[/re]: Pix plz?

assistant/atlas January 26, 2009 at 1:47 am

Uh-oh. This is NOT good news people (unless you’re that Favreau guy, although I’ve gotta think it wouldn’t be fun to have everyone all up in your bizness when you’re not even the dude who gives which-country-should-we-bomb advice)

Know why it’s bad? HENGH?

It means Hopey’s wordsmith is going to be off his game–he won’t be thinking with his large brain. He’ll be consumed with nighties and Maxim and her lips and boobies and the possibility of teh buttsecks.

Because if I was hitting that, I couldn’t construct a thought, let alone a sentence.

ring joyce January 26, 2009 at 2:25 am

suddenly i’ve got this absolute conviction that early on in their relationship, she went: “well jon you sure do seem to have a way with words!’

they then both giggle all cosy and cute.

She then goes: ‘so do you think you can come up with some words to describe me?’

etc etc

hobospacejungle January 26, 2009 at 3:25 am

Maybe it’s just me but I prefer reading about Bushy, middle-aged white guys repeatedly fucking fat gay hookers. Not that I’m complaining.

Jean Hotman, Marquis de Villers-St-Paul January 26, 2009 at 4:19 am

I’m well over 30 and I hate all the twentysomething presidential speechwriters spending nights inside hot babes.

donner_froh January 26, 2009 at 5:17 am

Gawker is flogging “former Time columnist Ana Marie Cox” without mentioning her real claim to fame as founder of the august Wonkette.

Pop Socket January 26, 2009 at 5:44 am

I saw this episode. Season 1 of The West Wing, Sam picks up the hooker and tries to get her to spill dirt on the bad guys.

Doktor Avalanche January 26, 2009 at 7:29 am

[re=228176]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Win.

Doktor Avalanche January 26, 2009 at 7:31 am

[re=228226]hobospacejungle[/re]: Someone’s feeling nostalgic.

sarcasticusername January 26, 2009 at 9:10 am

this is absolutely NOT change i can believe in! I was supposed to get with that hot piece speechwriter.

MisterLoki January 26, 2009 at 9:18 am

So did Favreau break up with Hillary’s cardboard cutout, or are they having hot, sexy threesomes?

demtard January 26, 2009 at 9:23 am

Hmm. Well, consider my palette cleansed.

sanantonerose January 26, 2009 at 9:33 am

Yawn. Not sexy. Next!

zhubajie January 26, 2009 at 10:07 am

No panties-off photos?

Zhu Bajie

Breakfast Bourbon January 26, 2009 at 10:07 am

Nobody yet? Fine, I’ll go there: He’s so money and he doesn’t even know it.

El Pinche January 26, 2009 at 11:00 am

Speaking of fat gay hookers, you know this will generate about 20 years of content on the PUMA sites.

cal January 26, 2009 at 12:03 pm

How the heck did Rahm Emmanuel with his baggy, dark-circled eyes manage to win out the Gawker hottie contest over dewey boytoy Jon Favreau?

Somethings I will never understand…

TeddyS January 26, 2009 at 1:06 pm

She really had the hots for Joe the Plumber, but he was off on a dangerous war correspondent assignment.

recharged95 January 26, 2009 at 1:14 pm

[re=228162]V572625694[/re]: I thought it was the drugs?

aflurry January 26, 2009 at 1:19 pm

[re=228179]agitpropster[/re]: Oh, I dunno. I think if there’s a place in teh world for TRUCKNUTZ, it has got to be on the back of an AC/DC tourbus. After all, they do have the biggest balls of them all.

El Pinche January 26, 2009 at 1:25 pm

As an experienced man in my mid-thirties, I have some serious advice for Mr. Favreau.
1. Don’t get all poetic n shit.
2. You got to lick it before you stick it.
Good day sir!

wildeoats January 26, 2009 at 2:04 pm

[re=228179]agitpropster[/re]: AC/DC still tours?

SwamTheRiver January 26, 2009 at 5:05 pm

I wanted to type a comment earlier but my right hand was too tired, and then my left.

Kim_Jong_IL January 26, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Mr. Todd January 26, 2009 at 7:48 pm

yes she can.

Kim_Jong_IL January 26, 2009 at 8:14 pm

(jots down new job hunting tips)

1. Underwear

2. Sing Selena songs in them.

Czn939 January 26, 2009 at 11:19 pm

[re=228179]agitpropster[/re]: first time I saw them was a few years back. just a pair of rubber balls in a red, nylon sack. now someone has one-upped the latent gayness at the heart of this nation by getting closeted frat boys to actually PAY for molded, anatomically correct reproductions of male genitalia they could make for under $5.

TexasCowGirl January 27, 2009 at 2:34 am

[re=228167]Neon Trotsky[/re]: WIN!

Mitchbailey February 27, 2009 at 10:52 am

[re=228179]agitpropster[/re]: I know how you feel about intimidation. Hell, what the fuck do I know about politics? But concerning your Trucknutz quandry, they have this site in the internets machine called Google…it answers everything–with pictures too.

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