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Hey look our Liz Glover is all growed up! Now that she works for the Moonie Times her interviews have to be “serious,” so whereas before she might have asked the mayor some obnoxious question like, “Do you like balls?” she instead asked him how much money Washington DC made off the inauguration. Journalism! [TheNewsRoom]
It’s a good thing Harold Washington wasn’t mayor.
I like the part in the end where she tries to sell him pretty flowers for $5.
*swoons*
Derrogatory Moosekiller Barbie reference will not go over well at the Moonie Times.
You can take the girl out of the snark, but you can’t take the snark out of the girl. Moonie won’t like you mocking the Sarah P and her “reading” skillz.
shanemacgowan:
Jinx.
I was really hoping she would ask him about how he feels about the anagrams of “Adrian Fenty”.
LIZ: “Are you, in fact, a Tanned Fairy?”
ADRIAN: “What? Excuse me?”
LIZ: “Or is this, in fact, a Nine Fart Day?”
ADRIAN: “No! I mean, I don’t want to talk to you any more. No.”
LIZ: “Would you characterize that as a Deny In Fart?”
She’s so dreamy.
Liz, let me help you in your new gig by rephrasing one question for you: Mr. Mayor, have you said ‘thanks but no thanks’ to any bridges across the Potomac lately, as Governor Palin did?
Now Liz has to pretend to be a journalist pretending to not be biased for truck nutz, while at the same time pretending to be biased for wingnuttia. It’ll end in tears, unless she really has been programmed and will be participating in one of those mass weddings. She could be the next lucky Mr. Wang, the better half of couple #678.
Mighty Rex: Sara’s just as skilled with anagrams, and dreamier.
Liz Glover may be a real-life newspaper reporter now, but I’ll always remember her performance as the uncredited TV reporter in the “BJ and the Bear” episode “Coffin with a View”.
$10 million dollars??!?! That’s it?!?! Were all the visitors cramped in just a few rooms at the Best Western and buying one Snickers bar to share with the million+ other visitors? Is the sole qualification to being mayor of DC one of being completely fucking retarded?!?! How does he dress himself in the morning yet alone run a city… long live Mayor Barry
I want to do her so badly…or is it, I so badly want to do her…whatever.
Fenty is too perfectly groomed 24/7 to be straight. Yes, I know he’s married and all. Just sayin’. I’m glad he’s not a crook, though, or on the pipe like certain folks.
I want my picture taken with Liz!!!!! Everybody else has…
Adrian Fenty is the mayor of some place? How exciting!
ManchuCandidate: You can get away with some snark by offsetting it in your yoga. There are special exercises to purge the snark after-effects. Moonities eat that stuff up.
Well, the Mayor of DC is nearly as interesting as the dog.
How busy is Liz’s yoga studio these days? Who doesn’t want to get hot & sweaty with the doe-eyed one?
Why didn’t she turn toward the camera at the end of the spot to inform her viewers (probably about 35 once you subtract the Wonkettes) that the mayor was very well-spoken and clean?
Could use some shots of squirting.
Liz, honey. Moonie Times? Better idea. I have this nephew who roomed with someone in college who is now interning at Mother Jones. Should I try to hook you up?
It is sort of amusing how the DC boys are so starved for good looking gals they swoon over Liz who, let’s be honest, wouldn’t even be a cockatil waitress in Manhattan but a bus girl. Then again, you’re the town where apparently George Stephanopolous is considered hot.