Wonkette
There are many video versions of this scene floating around tonight, as Barack Obama actually walked through this subterranean hell bunker to talk to these White House press reporters and photographers and videographers. It’s a happy scene of serfs worshiping their Lord of the Manor, and nobody really notices that twerp from Politico whining about Gitmo, which Obama is actually shutting down, duh, good work POLITICO. Anyway, we like the sex scenes.
Here, referenced in Change/Hope Fair Use because oh lord look at these reporters drooling over the NEW PRESIDENT, is a moment in time caught by the White House AP photographer:
If you can somehow remove the Chuck Todd from your mind, this is some very classy pornography.
Nevermind that, who’s the hottie walking in front of him at, say,00:36?
The man has calluses on his knuckles from “fist-bumping.” You know, thats how you get carpal-tunnel.
Holy Hell I should scroll moar before commenting about hot politicos, but want to also add how ashamed the dude from the Washington Times look when he had to admit that he actually writes for The Washington Times.
I liked the one who was whispering on her cell phone “Barack, he’s here!”
Makes me giggle thinking about it.
Heywood Floyd: Savannah Guthrie.
Ken, does that mean I win a toaster?
Hey Ken, excuse me if this seems a bit personal, but what is your EXACT ADDRESS? The West-Coast Wonkette Coalition of The Willing has decided that we are coming to your house/tent with a case of booze to make you dance for us. RSVP within the next 30 seconds plz thanx <3!!!1!
I had a woman look at me like that once. Oooh never forget it, I was flat on my back, and she had my wallet in her hand, uh oh bad memory BAAAD!
Rumproast: Cool. I see that her bra is featured second row down, fourth in via Google Image search (safe search off, of course.) And don’t worry, I’ll send it to Newell, though he’s probably got it anyway.
The first gay scandal of the Obama administration (got it off Huffpo)
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/23/arts/music/23band.html?_r=1&hp
JeffGoldblum: I am signed up to bring FANCY SAUSAGES.
The press room is fucking tiny. I toured it last summer. Fun fact- it used to house a pool, until Nixon had it paved over and filled with bleacher seats.
Heywood Floyd: She also has a law degree and is married to a BBC News ‘presenter.’
chascates: Hey, I just asked who she was, I’m not interested in stalking her.
Heywood Floyd: But, it looks like if you were going to stalk someone, she would be in the top 5 at least? Right?
Johnathan Martin has the face of a developmentally-disabled individual to match his mental capacity. Do you have some inferiority complex as regards your status as a legitimate journalist as a result of your employment by an internet outfit? Way to really, really, really not disguise, dipshit!
My God. Chuck Todd is TINY.
No mention of the lobbyist for Deputy Defense Sec question that he dodged?
I see.
Also, you can notice the hot reporter checking out Hopey’s package at 2:37.
Is there no place Barack Obama isn’t hailed as a god? He could probably tour N.O.’s lower 9th Ward without protection and be the safest man in the city.
Nick vdK: BO would be an awesome wingman. Just sit next to him till the ladies become pliable like silly putty. When he moves on it would be go time to leave your newsprint on the quivering flesh. [my weirdest description of teh sex in quite a while]
“He got a fist bump from me.” SEXYTIME!!1!!
As a straight man, I want this guy to put his sweet, sweet referendums into my small white ass. This makes me a perv, but for some reason, I have 2 days of hotness to compensate my desire.
Best part: “We’ll try to have a relationship where you feel you’re actually getting answers from me.” Oh, snap!
cal: He’s trying to have an affair with the press. Typical Mooslin.
Edywin: Maybe, but you just made the top of the list, sweetcheeks.
Heywood Floyd: Where did you come from and which state hospital did you escape from? More importantly, what is your IP and what exactly are you trying to accomplish?
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY. Hook me up with that hawt action.
And WIN for you, you wetback commie Nazi bastard.
I SAID GOOD DAY.
Nick vdK: The President of the United States does not have a “package,” he has a “gift.”
It’s the closed spaces, isn’t it? The closer the space, the less dispersion for Super Psiren Pheromones, the stronger the effect when they hit you.
I’m onto you, Hopey. Now go and sit in a cubicle with Bibi Netanyahu and some bloke from Hamas - maybe if they sniff you for several minutes, they’ll feel better disposed towards each other, too.
Love the Pornography tag. And PORN stands for PUMAs Out Retching Now, yes?
Rumproast: Savannah Guthrie is much much cuter in profile than straight on. But in profile OH MY. She and the Unicorn Prince look like it’s love at first sight. The Leprechaun Chuck Todd is going to rub one out while watching from the closet before Jonathan Martin takes advantage of his prison pussy.
Poor Johnathan Martin, trying so hard and falling so short.
Yet again.
Poor little fellow has such delusions of adequacy. You should read Martin’s take on it if you can tolerate Politco. Pure comedy gold.
Sadly, all of my fantasies involve Chuck Todd making exactly that face.
I think I need therapy.
facehead: The MSM is just trying to take away from President Ma’s first 100 days.
Chuck Todd looks like “Herbie doesn’t like to make toys! He wants to be a dentist!” in that photo.
Um, in every photo.
I think it’s scandalous that there isn’t any sign of Liz Glover in that video.
There’s a bit where I couldn’t hear it too clearly. Just after he said “It’s smaller than I thought” a lady reporter (sounded like a black lady to me, but she was off camera)said something like “You mean you didn’t ___________ on your 1st day here?” To which he replied “Not down here I didn’t.”
My dirty mind supplied the rest. If someone else heard that part clearly, keep it to yourself. I like my version better.
Bill Plante was the only one who didn’t seem completely in awe. Major Garrett was grinning ear to ear…he better hope that Moody doesn’t see this video.
Ken, Jim, Sara? Who was on shift? Did you all step out for smack at the same time?
Damn, no wonder the White House press corp folks seem so grouchy at press conferences. They work in a pit, then tend to be misled from the podium. I’m surprised they aren’t all drunk.
All y’all need to stop talking shit about Chuck Todd, he’s my next husband
(∩_∩)(∩_∩)(∩_∩) Is it wrong for a man to have extramarital relationship?? These days, some news reported that some celebrities joined the famous online dating club
_____KISSINTERRACIAL.C O M____ and they are seeking someone else there though they have husband or wife else….They said, they do not care which races guys or beauties come form there …(∩_∩)(∩_∩)(∩_∩)
About 1:10 a blond woman on the right faces away from the camera and moans in ecstasy. That’s what I call press relations.
facehead: Yeah, saw that in the Washington Post this morning. Apparently, it was too cold for the instruments to stay in tune. I believe that. It was damn cold. They were actually playing, so the people around them heard the out-of-tune music (gee, lucky them), but it was not amplified.
Gosh he’s dreamy! …sigh…
Is it just me, or does Terry Moran have a major case of the gay face? Also, who’s the tool in the blue shirt and yellow tie stalking him at about 1:45 whose lame attempt at witty banter gets straight up ignored by Barry? He’s got a major boner for the dude. Also, also, is it wrong that i’d kinda like to have my way with the Washington Times dude? I like the geeky look!
oh, Major Garrett it was. This explains a lot. Bill Plante is so over it. I dig him.
anno: um, anno, what the hell? Why are you using this comment on all the posts?
So much for the dying myth of the hard-boiled, cynical press. Haha, puppies.
Anno = ban hammer
Precious! I think that was love in Major Garret’s eyes.
Oh god, please let this not be the Monica Lweinski moment.
actor212: Must. Relearn. Typing.
anno: is it wrong to want to use a glass shard dildo on someone who goes to the trouble of putting an avatar in a lame comment-bot?
anno: but seriously, I want an interracial, extramarital affair. Can you hook me up with Michelle?
Ha ha, the power of the press … this crowd used to be McCain’s base.
Heywood Floyd:
And at 2:37 she’s checking him out.
I found this video to be… arousing.
Also now that I’ve seen it, I’m kind of curious to see what it would look like to have Chuck Todd in the background of actual pornography, making that face.
i can’t say i was expecting barry to come right out and admit he’s been fisting gibbs; they always did seem unusually close though.
4 whore diamonds. And the reporters cute too.
KristaJulieva: Jonathan Martin is a walking crime against journalism. His signature scent is one part Paco Rabanne, two parts epic fail.