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Important online newspaper The Huffington Post has put up a crucial gallery of Joe Biden and his wife, “Teresa Heinz,” kissing on Inauguration night — a veritable metaphorical TRASHING of the office in which Biden serves. Can Joe Biden escape this latest gaffe of kissing his wife in public? [HuffPo]
I still think Gore kissing Tipper was way better, just cuz Gore’s gay and all.
this is the most masculine version of joe i’ve seen. kinda hawt. just get rid of that creepy blonde things with boobs attached to his lips.
She kisses him almost as often as she kisses Barry. And she kisses Barry ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Okay, quite apart from the fact that she is brilliant and awesome, holy crap she’s gorgeous.
Yawn: call me when there’s a pic of her kissing him with tongue.
IceCreamEmpress: I heart Jill and Michelle. These are two very, very lucky men. Both their wives are at least their equals.
And this is bad how?
This is makeup sexing to show the world he isn’t pissed at her for gaffing on Oprah and she isn’t embarrassed by him for his Barry-frown-inducing joke about Roberts’ memory. I approve.
Serolf Divad: No kidding. Is there a rule that when you’re over 40 you have to do that pursed lip bullshit? Talk about passionless. F’in drop it like it’s hot, olds!
Will it keep VP Joe from spewing a whole bunch of embarrassing god damned nonsense that f***’s up Obama every god damned time he opens his god-damned mouth?
Is he f***ing mentally ill? Jeebus f***ing cripes. Joe Biden appears absolutely incapable of saying anything off the cuff which doesn’t make Sarah Palin sound more on point.
Does this mean there is going to be a Demrat baby boom nine months hence?
Seems sort of fitting that the Flight of the Concords is advertiser here.
“It’s business, it’s business time…”
MEMO to AL GORE:
Kiss the wife AFTER you’ve sewed the thing up.
Like we didn’t know the sexytime would be rampant the minute the Democrats got back the White House. That Lincoln Bedroom is just MAGIC. It’s the main reason many Americans voted.
IceCreamEmpress: and
http://photos.upi.com/story/w/a0b3f3a73154681a630e6d2dcde50b73/Michelle_Obama_oversaw_contentious_program.jpg
EnBuenOra: C’mon… put in the UCK.
Yes you can.
Doglessliberal:
Is it wrong to imagine a chocolate/vanilla lesbian pairing? I hope to hell not.
EnBuenOra: that was a lot of f***ing. i’m sure he was on the dawn of cracking a heartless joke about some old man’s failing memory and they threw his wife at him and said, “kiss the old man and occupy his mouth!” before we knew what happened, isreal pulled out of gaza.
I’m twenty, and I would fuck Jill Biden silly. Lucky dudes, both of ‘em.
sevenrepeat: i meant “israel”. my sarah palin spell check is a little screwy.
ManchuCandidate: not a bit
groove: no tongue, but he definitely is looking for something here….
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2008-08-25-jill0.jpg
sevenrepeat: Your Sarah Palin spell checker got it right the first time. Also.
It looks like Dr. Biden has tickets to the gun show.
At least no fists were used. You know, à la Barack & Michelle.
groove: Yo! married with kids, here.
You get a different kinda kissing after the bedroom door’s locked, know what I’m saying?
The secret to their relationship is fisting, as we all know. Liberals, as we all know, are obsessed with fisting. It’s good Muslim fisting that keeps a liberal couple together!
shortsshortsshorts: Shorts puts the “UCK” in “fuck.”
Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
I read that as ‘Immortal Fornicators’
InsidiousTuna: I’m a girl and I’d hit it. That red dress…
groove:
Actually it’s not ‘olds’, it’s ‘eldra’, and it is the same for either gender, singular or plural. It’s so easy!
Joe apparently didn’t get the memo. Fisting is the new kissing.
tunamelt: “i kissed jill biden and i liked it”
So sweet, but yeah: no tongue = no big deal.
Michelle & Jill are the hottest first & second lady combo ever. Right? I mean, at worst, second behind Jimmy Buchanan’s early model wooden fuck doll and Mary Breckinridge, right?
tunamelt: I sense you and InsidiousTuna are a collision course to destiny.
Joe will no doubt go on TV and say that, back in August, he asked Jill if she would rather do the Secretary of State or the Veep.
Oh man, Jill is one oral woman. I bet she pulls his hairplugs out when she cums. Sorry, did I say that outloud?
L Urchin: You can’t fight destiny.
New executive order: If the Naval Observatory is rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’.
Also, I like that she makes everyone use her title all the time, this is what feminism looks like, also.
Here is the sequel
http://blog.reidreport.com/uploaded_images/bush-lieberman-kiss-732259.jpg
Jimmy Buchanan’s early model wooden fuck doll
If the President widely known as “Miss Nancy” had a fuckdoll, it was not of the ladydoll persuasion.
There was a photo in Newsweek a few months ago of Michelle and Jill coming onstage at I think the final night of the convention, and Jill looked really great. Better than Michelle, even.
Min: Along with anal on the first date.
GROSS!
Many of us like the Bidens. But please don’t run any more of these types of pictures, ever again!
Thanks.
Why the hell do women with Old Woman Arms wear sleeveless dresses?
Really–why?
Doglessliberal: That harridan behind them in the white sweater looks like Miss Grundy. She is PISSED at the VEEP Public Display of Affection.
Problem is Joe is famous for shooting off his mouth later:
“Look, the point is not whether or not we ended up in a threesome with Lindsay Graham, with him fisting her and me fisting him, the point is that we are all in this together.”
…so much more ‘human looking’ than the last bunch
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/0005b/0005BBCB.jpg
good job amurkah. dont fuck it up.
Did someone actually say that Jill Biden is “gorgeous?”
Huh?
Denise Richards, Halle Berry, Eva Longoria, Sophie Marceau, Cameron Diaz are “gorgeous!”
the obamas and the bidens are having enough sex to make up for all the other ugly lame people working in dc.
thefrontpage: Old woman arms? They look better than mine and i’m less than half her age. You know what I think you have? RIDICULOUSLY HIGH STANDARDS
druranium: ack!!! here I thought I’d sit down with a little snack, read the wonkette. I click on your url there and all that microwaving is for naught.
I went to this huffpo page and got sucked in to all these slideshows and videos…check out Hopey ordering a burger, medium well, on AF1 (with cheddar cheese). I couldn’t stop watching them all! But I was wondering if medium well is muslin code for raw fetuses?
druranium: Looks like pretty good muscle definition to me. I’m guessing either she’s doing some bench reps or a rowing machine.
Apart from the muscle tone, it helps these older gals with their bone density. Osteoporosis is a major bitch, ladies. Follow this woman’s example and work up an occasional sweat.
thefrontpage: Cameron Diaz has a freakishly huge mouth– like a frog or something– she is pretty, but NOT gorgeous.
CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us: Yes, I too think Jill haz a hott.
thefrontpage: Get the torches out, ladiez. Thefront needs to know what a non-Confluence Fem’nist Shitstorm looks like.
Woo Hoo, no more phone sex on the train! You hit that Joe, you hit that hard!
thefrontpage: Add all their IQs together and could that person spell “gorgeous”? Does that work for you, Commiegirl, or was I being too nice?
thefrontpage: Yeah sure, if you like your women brainless. And talentless.
Jukesgrrl: I’m gonna go with too nice, Jukes. Summon yer inner PUMA! And also too yer inner rage that 57-year-olds (I checked) who look like 42-year-olds are supposed to be something too gross and Confluency. Fuck this twit! Also.
CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us: Yeah, I’d do Jill before Cameron. In addition to the mouth, Cameron doesn’t have much shape to her body. It’s like that of a tall, skinny, awkward teenage boy.
And to Jean Hotman, Marquis de Villers-St-Paul: WIN!!!
Someone’s got tickets to the gun show.
Sure, sure.
Barak and Michelle kiss and you all go “Ooo, how cute.”
Joe and Jill kiss and you go “Ewww - grandpa sex! I think I am going to be sick!”
Agists!
Both Jill and Michelle are so beautiful, and thefrontpage has ridiculously high standards.
Frontpage doesn’t have ridiculously high standards. Frontpage is a troll and a dick. He should either be viciously attacked in an upcoming thread or ignored altogether.
Well I for one think its rather refreshing to have our chosen leaders kissing their wives instead of SHOOTING THEIR FRIENDS for a change. Or demonstrating their wide stance. Or chasing little boys around the halls of government buildings. Or plotting to wipe the color brown off the globe. I’m just saying.
Do I need to clean my glasses, or is he really kissing Murphy Brown in this pick?
That would be pic.
I’ve gotta go with Lady Obama - she’s a prime-MILF!
She looked very hot on a very cold day, Tuesday. Red coat, tall black boots made for walkin’. I was secretly thinking that was all she had on. I guess that’s not a secret any more.
CardboardDreamin: Agreed. It’s great to see a couple showing some genuine passion.
We are the romantics of the world, and we approved this smooch.
Way to go, Crazy Joe!
ya!!! la’ skunk da pew. ah. I’m going to take the old lady out in public and emulate.
hobospacejungle: Yes, FrontPage is a troll and a dick — So what’s up with that, Wonkette editors? It’s a violation of the only standard we have.