Dick Cheney got out of his wheelchair!Ha ha dorks you will surely cream your Dolphin shorts over this glorious new creation! It is a Barack Obama with “interchangeable hands,” which sounds scary but awesome. It will do literally anything you want it to do, including fisting. [Gizmodo]

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